Why do /r9k/ moids look like this?
>>83478312>uncwhy are you saying 'moid' as if you were some type of woman?
>>83478312Those are both really funny pictures. Mind if I save them?
>>83478312I do look like this but way better face
>>83478330thats a camera selphiewe all look way better in the mirror.
>>83478312mine doesn't look like thishe's extremely cute and handsome and smart and cool and ouuhh,.,...
>>83478348Are you saying OP ISN'T cute?
>>83478348Love that for you neptune. I want it to work out (:
>>83478312mine is the cutest autistic nerdy boy one could find on this board, I am truly blessed. Don't give up though, theres plenty decent looking moids on here.
>>83478330>Thinking you look better than THIS
>>83478312JD Vance looking ahh on that right pic. Why are the psyops here circular. Last time all robots were cute twinks
I wish i was that fat i can't even break 180lbs at 6'1
>>83478361Bro can you post on r/clavicular with some pics and report back
>>83478312If I looked like that I'd probably blame God and hate my parents lmao
>>83478352this is bait because the implication is that op isn't hot!!!! i just wanna compliment him bcuz i like him a lot :]>>83478354:D !! thank you anon!!! <3
>>8347835450/50 chance.z
>>83478359this is hopefuel. I hope I can find a cute nerdy autist on here on day
>>83478386>blame god for being fat
>>83478408No blame God for these genetics kek. Beeing fat is just the nail in the coffin
>>83478386Over before it began
>>83478424Never stood a chance :wilted_rose:
>>83478441Beeing this fat as a kid should Count as abuses by your parents
>>83478441Yes I do miss the hair
>>83478448It's all muscle, this kid is benching 140
>>83478448Parents are fat, even dog was fatIt was inevitable
>>83478459Kek I can smell the Chicken Nuggets
Rare pic from the weight loss arc(No, it did not change much)
>>83478480You look like a young Chris chan. In est alligations when ?
>>83478497Yeah you have a narrow jaw and palate and a huge head. Sorry man.
>>83478502big head makes him look smart, which is an ick for women
>>83478494Gah you took my joke, I was gonna say>140 McNuggets
>>83478501I keep a running collage of people who I've been told I look like
>>83478312What do you expect /r9k/ users to look like exactly?
>>83478501My old attempt at emulating the CWC look
>>83478589Lmao your funny you fat fuck. The Amulett would truly elevate this
>>83478459And I've only gotten more SHREDDED sinceAlways catch the ladies mirin' these arms
>>83478534fembot here, you're not that ugly facially. it's mostly the fat, hairiness, and hair loss holding you back. if you got into a workout routine, took fin + minox + hair grafts, skincare routine, and ate healthier, you'd be a decent feller. and spending less time in front of a computer would help too but you probably won't quit that
>>83478782Thanks for the tips, though I'm not sure if it would be worth it for a second round of >>83478497
>>83478850there is no single fix when it comes to beauty. it does seem that your face is "pushed in". lefort / double jaw surgery can fix some of that, with risk. you could also benefit from palate expansion, for which there are several options. and other soft upgrades like shaving, teeth whitening. it's never too late to try to improve your life though. we all are getting older, and developing better routines can only be good for you.
>>83478893The things we do for a little poontang
>>83478312That right side needs a vance edit
>>83478312>First pic Kind of looks like those pictures pregnant ladies take with their bumps
>>83478389You know he's trying to get with a bunch of other women right?
>>83478312This one hits too close to home
>>83478348>tripfag slut braggingI hope he cheats on you.>>83478354I don't, die simp.
>>83478389That's funny because he's told multiple people he wishes you were prettier
>>83478312i dont understand whats wrong he is hot i will go touch myself to this now
This guy is a creep that doxxes women
>>83478312I cummed exactly 6 trillion masturbatillion times to this pictures in the last second, also your cat is gay, shit yourself
>>83478312I just looked at an old picture of mine and I used to look like a mega Twink. How the fuck did I not pull as a teenager.
i want to touch his boobs
>>83478312no fucking way, is this how most men be looking like here? makes me feel way better about my looks
>>83479651>>83480306>>83480490if there's anything i've ever been certain of, it's that he loves me. (somehow!!!)merry christmas anons!!!!!!
>>83478348>he's extremely cute and handsome and smart and cool and ouuhh,.,...i am but a chimp... but being complimented by my #1 is really great though so i'll graciously take ityou're way too good to me, you absolute sweetheart you. :>>>83478372TRUE dude kekJD vance before he got into politics right there>>83481945there are all sorts of people here, anonall i'm going to say is, there's a girl out here made in a lab just for you, and regardless of how terrible you think you look, you're going to be gigachad in her eyeswill be up to you to accept that or not though, i suggest you do
I don't lmfao, but it's definitely the average phenotype here I'm bald, but I think I wear it pretty well
>>83478312I have a toned body but it doesn't look that aesthetically pleasing. My face doesn't look very aesthetically pleasing either, and I'm not white.
>>83481317yeah i also checked one of mine 15000 fotografii and i found that i was twink. let me tell you i was 50 kg in 2017. idk what happened since, probably stressing at getting in the best torment cage of country. yeahhhh+E!!!!
>>83482017that i do :>you're a 10/10 in my eyes, you're too fun to hang out with, you keep me in great company always, you fit this chimp here to a T (for other reasons i shall leave others to guess too)imagine that, the simp god (according to some) actually got snatched away by a paradoxical schizo(id)who would've thunk>>83482042more power to bald people, my dudethere's a guy at work who's bald and has a big ass beard, a bit shorter than me (5'9 or 5'8 i think), and he's getting married soon to a pretty good looking girlyou can definitely make it :>>>83482058you're alright anon, reallyjust keep in mind that's your own opinion of you and others are allowed to have different opinions, ok?it's a great way of sabotaging your chances with anyone so don't invalidate theirs, i believe in you
>>83482083That's basically me, and to all my balding bros just fucking shave it man it almost always looks better unless you got a weird ass shaped head lolAnd I do pretty decent dating wise and stuff, just struggle with finding someone actually compatible with me and my interests. I'm not chopped but I'm not like a super model or anything but every relationship I've had I break off because I just don't connect the way I really want to
I don't think my face's crazy better looking, though definitely some, if only on account of not being fat, but I'm in shape and jacked by these standards. Feelsgoodman.
I have a slender Twink body (167cm/57kg) and am white but I think my face is uglyI'm also not gayWhat do
>>83482588transition originally though
>>83482613Can't do chief, I love my massive pp too much
>>83482664How massive are you talking?
>>83482091>it almost always looks betteri dunno about that, some girls really dig the beardif they also like wearing it then why not?>just struggle with finding someone actually compatible with me and my interests.i get that, it's a lot more difficult than people give it credit for, especially because it takes timebut i dunno anon, i won't claim to know your heart or anything of the sort but maybe, just maybe, it could be that said connections are built over time rather than just... found like thatlike, a lot of us think it's all about "finding the one" but it's actually more about "finding the baseline" then "building the one"we're all wildly different people at the end of the day, we have to make compromises and put up with each other's flaws if we want anything to workagain i'm not claiming to know anything about you, but this might be some food for thoughti wish you the very best of luck in your efforts, my dudemay next year bring you someone good for you
>>83482685That's a classified information.
>>83478312Vito in the corner of Dick's bedroom ceiling after he quits the show and leaves him homeless
Handsome boy :)
>>83483972pretty gorl ;)
>>83482019thank you anon, very wholesome!time will tell if you're right, I haven't lost all hope (yet). 2026 is my year fr
>>83478312molestation. coping with food is the only thing white people have access to at that age and it sticks around
>>83478312geg, I recognize him, he once mad a thread her how he overheard a girl at work say he looks like a rapist
>>83485055His whole thing seems to be making threads about women then playing innocent
>>83478312yeah idk im just glad god made me a twink instead of a chud
