All I want for Christmas is to sodomize (You).
It would be nice to be desired like that
>>83478692Aww I'm sure you can find someone who is eager to sodomize you, nonny.
Why would you want to sodomize a morbidly obese retard? That's conveniently strange.
I am hiding this thread.
>>83478756What gives you the right to dictate who I should or shouldn't sodomize? Open your ass and stop talking.>>83478771You can't live your entire life hiding from my cock, nonny. It's just not healthy.
>>83478740How explain plz :3
>>83478787That's not an answer to my question. Why are you attracted to morbidly obese retarded men?
>>83478684sadkdjasfgkoev okkkkaaaaayyyyyyyy :)
Ang on ang on
>>83478842I meant to post reply this in the r/a/dio Christmas thread. This is embarrassing...
>>83478852post this* reply* in the r/a/dio Christmas thread.I embarrassed myself even more...
>>83478795Well for instance if you're in western yurop you could be bouncing on my dick before lunch time.>>83478807I am attracted to a wide variety of people and I have already sodomized a fat friend several times, it's no big deal. Your fat armor will not protect you from my dick if that's what you were hoping for.>>83478812Sweet!>>83478852>>83478872Your subconscious mind knows what you truly need (a dick in your ass). What kind of music would you like to get sodomized to? Cheerful idolmaster stuff? Vocaloid? Anime ost?
>>83478945>What kind of music would you like to get sodomized to? Cheerful idolmaster stuff? Vocaloid? Anime ost?Actually, I mostly listen to classical... so maybe a Mozart minuet or something...r/a/dio is just an annual tradition for me. I like idolm@ster though.
>>83478945Why do gay people have such low standards? You'd probably rape animals or corpses.
>>83478945D-': fuck my Australian life. Tell me another way mr sodomite
>>83478979You would get sodomized to classical music like a true ojou-sama type. Fancy. Let's make it an anal tradition!>>83479004I don't think we can understand each other. To me that's like saying "why do you have such low standards, you eat bananas AND apples AND strawberries? You'd probably eat garbage if you could, you should exclusively eat kiwis like me!". I fuck men and women of various sizes and shapes.>>83479033I'm not well versed in the logistics of australian sodomy... maybe an australian discord server? It's always easier to source sexual partners locally.
>>83479134No, we don't understand each other. There are people in this world who are fundamentally as disgusting if not more than corpses.
>>83478684And i all want is to be sodomized but it clearly doesn't work like that.
>>83479134You can make me ohohoho in bed
>>83478684because ima badder bitch than you
>>83478684thanks for thinking of me but lets just be friends
>>83479650not op so i'm not gonna ask to sodomize you. I'm gonna ask for your hand in marriage. I'll make you ohohoho everyday from joy.
>>83479145We probably just disagree on the percentage of the population that would fit this description.>>83479199C'mon it's not that hard to get sodomized.>>83479650I'll turn those smug ohohohos into desperate ahhhngnns~, nonny.>>83479756I don't understand, are you criticizing my sodomic skills?
>>83479774Friends don't let friends go unsodomized.>>83480238Poaching asses in broad daylight... You are under arrest! You have the right to get sodomized.
>>83478684At leastt take me out on a date first >\\\<
>>83480238>>83481134Two anons fighting over me...I-I don't know what to do...
>>83481178Romantic date idea: we go on a picnic by the lake and I sodomize you tenderly for dessert!>>83482251I claimed you first... if you go for that other anon eventually I'll sodomize both of you anyway.
>>83478852>r/a/dioMan, I haven't been in those since Eku died... I'm surprised it still exists.
Wish I met an assertive, horny guy like OP, cuz I'll never muster the courage to get TOPPED myself.I don't even really want anal, I just want to suck dick, but I would probably not be able to refuse putting out if someone clearly wanted it
>>83482782You seem like a sodomy expert anon. What do you like about sodomizing boys so much? How do you find boys to sodomize?
>>83482960great. you'll both suck and putout in prison.theres no low-yer saving u.
>>83482965You somehow sound more gay and pathetic than me so here's a (you).
>>83481178At least try to manifest the willpower and courage to do it once, preferably with someone who likes you, like a friend. Life is short, nonny. We don't have much time to partake in sodomy!>>83482964Thank you nonny. I think I would fare pretty well in competitive ranked sodomy matches!>What do you like about sodomizing boys so much?Well it all started when I was at my friend's (who had been dropping hints that he wanted it). We were just talking about random sci-fi stuff. I laid down on his bed and he very naturally pulled my pants down, I immediately got a boner and he basically sat on top of me and guided my cock into his butt. It awoke something in me that cannot be described with words. And now if I go for too long without someone's tight hole wrapped around my cock, I feel like I'm going to die. Maybe there's a metaphysical aspect to it, I don't know. There are also people who NEED to get sodomized as badly. Maybe it's all Satan's doing, maybe it's just a way to balance our chakras, I don't know and I don't care! I just want to sodomize you and I can be as gentle or as brutal as you want me to be, but my cock is going into your ass (repeatedly).>How do you find boys to sodomize?Discord, reddit, MMOs.
>>83483152This isn't doing you any good. I strongly suggest you stop posting here, and inface all internet forums.
Based thread. Sodomy is so based and beautiful. Need to find a boy to breed asap. Maybe i should try the mall
>>83483170I strongly object! I will continue posting here.>>83483180Indeed it is! It is a wonderful experience. Spiritual, even.
Are you the guy that makes the kigu threads every now and then
>>83478684Nuh uh, here's how it's gonna go down: we're gonna wrestle and whoever pins the other person is the winner and earns the right to top the loser, only real men (me) should get the privilege of emasculating weaklings (you).
>>83483719I made a few threads asking for a kigu "wife" if that's what you mean. >>83483795That seems fair! I don't know what makes you think you would win though.
>>83484102Because I'm a big strong manly man and you're a tiny little babygirl.
i feel like BPD girls can sense weak minded men it's like a superpower
>>83478684Please I need it badly..
