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Apologize for not being chad.
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Seriously. Why isn't this you?
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>>83478830
>>83478844
Skinwalker.
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>>83478844
Based. Now let's see Paul Allen's routine.
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>>83478830
Holy shit what a gay fucking toaster.
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>>83478830
>>83478844
I think I'd rather die a virgin than be that gay.
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>>83478830
>bragging about being a masseur
lol
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>>83478830
this is some patrick bateman shit lol nobody needs a electronic screen on their fucking toaster come on now
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>>83478830
>be in shape
>rent penthouse hotel room
>pretend it's yours
>post on social media for clout
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>>83478830
His appliances are utterly cringe. Why does a toaster need a computer???? Also fuck roombas. I can clean my own god damn floor.
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>>83478830
i owe no one an apology. if you're desperate for one then look to my parents for not trying hard enough in life and fucking someone with GOOD genetics
>but humans dont practice eugenics!
they should've thought of that before asking me for grandkids
>but Chad and Stacy arent the only ones who get to reproduce!
might as well be with the way current trends are going. Everyone has never been more lonely. Divorce has never been higher, and it's all Chad and Stacy's fault
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But imagine getting a handjob from this guy probably why he can afford all that fancy shit he gets on his knees and sucks off his clients and the cleans the nut off himself and gets back to work
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>>83478830
These videos are unbelievably pathetic "Look! I am adult and do adult things! But i am actually a child inside still, but look I do adult things look look!"
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>>83479448
Na, floor vacuums with mops are based as hell.
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>>83479027
>gets to touch and talk to hot french businesswomen all day
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women be like
>>83478844
no straight man does this
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>video ends with BG3
Guess wealth can't buy you good taste
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>>83478830
>computerized toaster
I'm not gay, thank you.
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lmao aaa hev uh based ztory. so this gay fagchad on highschool i pushed him downa stairs got neck broked eye poured out , fag didnt see afer. got away tho cuz he didnt kno who did it

a teacher saw me but i called dad on landlinephone he rushed in school with audi s8, bribed teacher to stay silent for $50000, saved me really. lmaooo
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>>83478830
>performative behaviour
This repulses me to my core. Earlier today, I saw a video, it showed a pretty person doing an "-0-" face, then turning the camera to show the las vegas sphere. UuuUuuhg. This makes me cringe. I feel like people don't travel for themselves. they travel, solely to show the world that they travel. Selfies too. They are so self absorved, so disgusting to me.
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>>83481866
you think i performed for nothing? all the playfight, all the goofy pics of me.

i will inherit everything pigfag. prepare your anus.
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>>83478830
If he does this same exact routine every day of the year no wonder normies go insane and shoot up a middleschool or whatever.
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>>83481866
>They are so self absorved
self-absorbed person wouldn't need approval of others
theyre just social people
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>>83478844
>>83478830
What is the point of these videos. what would possess someone to make this video and post it. Honestly weird as fuck
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>>83478830
Why would I apologize for something I haven't done?
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>>83478830
If I buy a toaster that connects to the internet will girls be attracted to me?
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>>83481889
Lmao this guy's fixing to fuck a gay pig.
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>>83481976
softcore porn for women and gay men
something similar to female cosplayers dancing in skimpy t-shirts
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>>83481962
A narcisistic, self absorved person would flip out if a bunch of people pointed out "imperfections" on their face. Plastic surgery is something done specifically to fit in and be perfect.
Unless you actually had some sort of deformity. Anything that is "lip reduction" or "nose correctness" is superficial, shallow problems from superficial, shallow people
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>>83478856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwuOOBuVKk4
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>>83482146
left on the newspaper
right in the starry sky :*

doesn't change a thing.
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lol all the seething polcels who will never attract women
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Imagine being payed this much to be a massage therapist of some kind.

Meanwhile in Sweden:
Being me, 34 khv never seen a vagina, work 20 hours as a massage week for 7 years. Live in 1 very small room that my dad bought me basically.

Anyways, im gonna keep playing Vampire Survivors, its a pretty good game actually.

Merry Xmas.
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>>83481976
they're paid to show off all the products
>you need this if you want to emulate my upper middle class yuppie lifestyle
that's it. they're models.
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>>83478830
smash, a lot lube
next thread
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Having massive amounts of money is respectable. But being overly OCD with a self absorbed show off personality is unnecessary. https://youtube.com/shorts/1mXslir_ykQ?si=RgwLpZYTHpXV6mHd
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>>83478844
I kneel but this is not for women, this is mental illness.
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>>83478844
Why did he put a chocolate candy on his bed
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>>83482287
You are a masseur? That's cool if you are cool with it and the pay.
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>>83482287
Does the individual in that picture happen to be socially retarded? Because looks are certainly not his problem.



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