/r9k/ - >Its Christmas morning >The sun is still about to - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/25/25(Thu)02:12:05 No.83479186

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Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)02:12:05 No.83479186 Archived

>Its Christmas morning
>The sun is still about to rise
>We have guests sleeping at our place
>So I have to be exstra quiet
>Feed our cats befor they start to meow for their breakfast and wake everyone up
>Roll some pharmacy weed together with tobacco
>Grab a Dr Pepper Zero
>Time for a Xmas Wake & Bake while watching the sun rise
>Merry Christmas desu

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)02:23:54 No.83479224

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)02:23:54 No.83479224

I gotta cook a turkey tomorrow

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)02:41:59 No.83479271

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)02:41:59 No.83479271

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>>83479224
Your contribution to like the familie dinner?
Eitherway goodlucks

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)04:43:56 No.83479794

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)04:43:56 No.83479794

>>83479186
hell yeah brother i dont have any guests over but im smoking weed and preparing to look at the beautiful sunrise

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)04:49:22 No.83479825

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)04:49:22 No.83479825

>>83479271
i volunteer myself every year heh i can cook dinner in like 1:45hrs and hide from everyone

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)05:03:35 No.83479881

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)05:03:35 No.83479881

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kiffen macht dumm, bitte mach das nicht mehr

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)05:13:34 No.83479916

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)05:13:34 No.83479916

Fuck your fucking useless blogposts.

Faggot

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)05:18:21 No.83479938

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)05:18:21 No.83479938

Cool, a blog post I can tag onto.

>Get gf a jumper
>She's been hinting to this for months
>Opens it in front of family
>Brings her to tears
>They're bad tears??
>Got the wrong colour apparently
>These are the colours her dead granny used to wear.
>Have now somehow ruined Christmas

Having a long Christmas shit to calm myself off.
Merry Christmas
I got fucking socks in return...

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)07:40:58 No.83480627

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)07:40:58 No.83480627

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Morgan, hope everynyan had a merry Nittel Nacht.

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)08:53:48 No.83480886

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)08:53:48 No.83480886

>>83479186
I want to smoke weed with anime girls now

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)12:15:29 No.83482021

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)12:15:29 No.83482021

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>https://youtu.be/M40MIxGK3is?si=imr8JrXo8ulNiieg
>be comfy
>about to smoke more
>find out that parents and most guests are awake
>help mom to set up the breakfast
>breakfast together with everyone
>sneak out to smoke moar
>too rekt now to be around them anymore
>go back to my bed
>sleep until now
>most guests are gone
>help mom to make tea for everyone
>we even have some tea from Dubai
>was about to sneak out to smoke da weede
>they request me to show off my vacation pics on our tv for ever1
>>83479794
Lucky
Hab fun
>>83479825
Like a deal where you take care of the foode so you can just stay in your room?
My mom would still request to say hi to the guests in such a scenario
>>83479938
If ur serious then the amount of bad luck you had were cosmic
I hobe she can laugh about it later oof
>>83480627
You too
>>83480886
Big same

Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)15:05:38 No.83483165

Anonymous 12/25/25(Thu)15:05:38 No.83483165

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Yummy yummy pork belly. Ceb's mom could never.