I've accomplished absolutely nothing
Why would you post a sad frog after achieving a state of zero that takes Buddhist monks their entire lives, if they're lucky?
>>83479250Because it makes me sad that I've accomplished nothing
>>83479257But why? Nothing is the most exalted thing.
>>83479259I'm expected to accomplish more
>>83479263Defying expectations is what makes you as nondescript as you are.
>got a new car>still at my shitty factory job>met a weird cute girl on here who i love very much and will be flying out to meet in the coming monthsnot too bad i guess
>>83479273I guess I am defying expectations>>83479288>met a weird cute girl on here who i love very much and will be flying out to meet in the coming monthsI hope you die in a plane crash
>>83479293>i hope you die in a plane crashnow thats just rude!:(
quit drinking, quit weed, started eating a lot healthier too (meal sub)
>>83479345so basically nothing
>>83479352those were my goals for this year, but i guess i wouldn't have needed to do that if i never started
i did alot of cocaine and made a restaurant profitable
i acquired two new fetishesstill haven't had sex though
>>83479245i made some new friends
>>83479611>i acquired two new fetishesoh yeah, what are those?>>83479614>i made some new friendsi have zero friends
>>83479245I found bf and we wanna get married
>>83479618>oh yeah, what are those?female pubic hair and NTR
Clock is ticking and I still haven't done shit.This box and line captcha is proving me I'm braindead.
>>83479654>female pubic hairok>NTR...>>83479668box captcha is easy, you choose the one that has the most boxes
>>83479673>boxesthat are empty
>>83479654What's NTR? I don't get what it means
>>83479687it means he wants to watch his gf have sex with another man in front of him
>>83479245I've found courage to go to escorts and lost my virginity.
>>83479729>I've found courage to go to escorts and lost my virginity.so, nothing
>>83479250He might not be buddhist
>>83479245I got a girlfriend, then she destroyed my heart, my self confidence and will to live uuhh oh yeah I also got a job but got laid off hmm I made some friends too, yeah that's about it
>>83479245nothingbut that nothing was character development
>>83479245>Got out of long stint of neetdom, got first job ever>First bank account>Rode a bus for the first time in my life>Got first kiss + hand hold>Got cuckedIn normalfag eyes, practically nothing, but big steps for me. These milestones are all shit for 16 year olds, and I'm only getting them at 21 years old. I'm so far behind, so infantilized, completely socially inept, and it makes me just want to lie down and rot every day. I regret all the years i've wasted doing nothing so much. Also fuck this captcha oh my god.
>>83479245I finally attempted hanging myself, if only I could ignore the neck pain then Id be gone and finally free
>>83479245You didn't kys, that's an accomplishment for the average robot.
>>83479245>What have you accomplished since last Christmas?Acquired a gf, got a promotion at work, and figured out retirement and brokerage investing works. Basically crushed pussy and made money all year like a real G.
I learned a lot this year and I don't consider that an accomplishment but I am thankful.
i have wasted like $3000 with nothing to show for it.i have also learned intelligence nothing actionable though.i can continue this big misery next year.
>>83481237oh sweetie were you murdered at 16 so you couldnt fuck stacy who longed for you?also expand on >got cucked
>upgraded my gaming pc>got a dodge charger (used but 50k mileage)>finished watching Better Call SaulThat's it
>>83481454>dodge chargerAre you an African American?
>>83481465>african Hell no, I don't eat fried monkeys are you fuckin high? And I think the term you meant to say was "nigger"
>>83481454im pretty sure someone is secretly enumerating your uses of the word got and will do something.>got raped>got beated to unconsciousness>got killed xdddd
>>83479245job, drivers license, improved guitar and overall strength
