so tell me foid, why should I e-date you?
>>83480774I'll let you watch me stroke my penis
I know your not serious but since it's Christmas I'll be nice and give you some advise you shouldnt try to start a relationship by asking why you should date her you should start by telling her what you will you do for her because you should try to make her feel special
>>83480774you shouldn't because you expect a cute egirl stacy behind the screen
>>83480774You shouldn't. I don't like 4chan moids, or moids in general. I have no redeeming qualities. Leave me alone, go chase Stacy.
>>83480974>tell me how you can be useful to me so I can most effectively exploit your labour It's pretty nice for a foid to be genuine for once.
>>83481064nta but that's literally exactly what op asked kek
>>83480774because i am cool and awesome and cool and ya
>>83480974insanely sabotaging advice, and it's why you're a foid and still single
>>83480974I could shit a gigantic log in her pussy, this is technically a connection
>>83480774Not a female but God damn I have a crush on Kyle McLachlan
>>83480974Besides giving her attention first thing when I wake up and making her breakfast while I make mine, and coming home with the groceries and singing goofy songs to her while she's cooking and I'm doing the dishes and giving her backrubs and hugs and kisses whenever she wants them, and avoiding conflicts through communication and picking battles?It's nothing I wouldn't do for any gf, so she shouldn't feel special, except for the things that I learn to do for her because she is not any gf and I'm tailoring her experience.
>>83480774Because I will teach you better grammar.
>>83481140>>83480979I just want tiddies.
>>83481569Done. When do the lessons begin? Can we have dirty rewards as I make progress?
>>83481570but i am cool and awesome and cool??????? is that not ok?????
>>83481763Got tiddies though?
>>83481780yes but you are not even appreciating that im cool and awesome so that is rude
>>83481570i'm not get e-pump-and-dumped fuck off
>>83481807I think tiddies are cool and awesome and you're cool and awesome for having them.Now that that's out of the way (though I wouldn't mind if your tiddies were in the way) what aspect of your cool and awesomeness would you like me to appreciate next?
>>83481857thank you can i ride you like a pony but not in a funny way you just pretend to be a pony ok
>>83481929150lbs weight limit okay? I have work tomorrow and I don't want to hurt myself.But yes
>>83482012yes it works ok thank you i will feed you a carrot for every lap we go okay
>>83482057Sounds like a win-whinny situation to me
>>83481854>>83481763Do you have cool amd awesome tiddies tho?
>>83480774Just a good cup of coffee
>>83480979why don't you think you're cute?
>>83482912>why don't you think you're cute?i look something like this
you shouldnt. i will be super excited for about a week and then entirely lose interest.
>>83482998hmm do I know you?
>>83482990With the most originality possible, SEXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>83483064not very funny i was being serious
