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>Your tomboy gf did not buy you a present this year
>Instead she comes to you bashfully wearing a strapless Christmas dress and tells you
>"I'm your present this year"
What would you do?
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>>83480825
I told you i wanted a steam deck
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Take her back to the store for a full refund.
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>>83480825
fake scenario
this would never happen to me
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>>83480832
Yes but what if it would happen?
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>>83480825
That's all I ever needed, tomboy gf
*holds her close and kisses her and plays with her hair*
I love you and you will always be enough for me
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my net worth of $50 agrees. nothing you can take
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>>83480825
It would just make me wonder if something is wrong because she's a gift not just for Christmas but everyday
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>>83480829
>>83480880
She is broke and can't afford anything...
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>>83480885
Yeah but in a relationship with me, she shouldn't have needed to be like that. We could've just had a simple meal together.
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>>83480903
But do you have anything against that?
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>>83480825
I'd sneed and breed her
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>>83480918
>But do you have anything against that?
Yeah, sex shouldn't be like that at all. This is very unromantic.
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>>83480926
But what if she wishes from you that you would make love to her until her pussy is too sore?
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>>83480949
Depends on how long we've dated because I don't want sex before marriage. Could be romantic if she actually wants to get married.
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>>83480825
I reply with
>HO HO HO it's time to go to PLAPtown
Then I do the sex.
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>>83481065
This is the best answer
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>>83480885
yeah shes broke as fuck lmao she powerless xddddddd
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>>83481364
Thanks for the 4chan gold kind stranger
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>>83480825
Multiple loads of anal sex and endless fondling until she's broken and passes out. Then some nice tea or coffee when she comes around.
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Fake as if Im outraged then rape her while Grandma got ran over by a reindeer song plays in the background
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>>83481388
What if you had permission to use her even after she passes out?
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>>83481407
If I felt like it, sure. I mean, it's still Christmas, so I might want to chill with some eggnog or nibble on something before going back to pounding her ass. No need to rush; I want to savor my gift and make it last a long time.
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>>83480825
Sex in her pussy and her asshole
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>>83480825
It's gonna be a white Christmas after all. Unwrap, play and make sure every hole is filled up. Spread that holiday cheer
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>>83481388
pls this for me
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>>83480825
sex until she cant walk for a week.
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>>83480825
This is all I need.
I need nothing else



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