lean in the face focus on the mouth then start crying. tell her how trannyfrens beat u up in elemantary and pissed on you, recorded abused, opened ur eyesocket. you'll never earn sex.

>>83481817
Don't worry about it, trust me, when the time is right then you'll find out naturally. Hyping it up is just gonna set you up for disappointment. Also, the whole "le magical first kiss" is ovverated af, dosen't matter if its 1rst, 2nd, or 96th, just make sure it's the right person and the energy is mutual at the time.

>>83481869
>Also, the whole "le magical first kiss" is ovverated af
I mean, my first kiss was absolutely wonderful. I was euphoric for a whole week after that.

>>83481817
Go straight to sex. Don't ever kiss

>>83481911
who the fuck does that hope you arent poking that to me. i will give you free assrape.

>>83481869
>Don't worry about it, trust me, when the time is right then you'll find out naturally.
At that age without ever having the first kiss, you should assume a lot of things aren't coming naturally.

>>83481817
How did you manage to get someone close for the first time in your 30s? Asking for a friend.

>>83481986
You ppl need to try alcohol

Practice on the back of your hand like normal people did as teens. Watch romantic movies and see what they're doing. Keep your lips as relaxed as possible, you do need to move them a little as you'll see in movies but you want them to be as compliant as you can, otherwise it will feel weird for her (your lips will feel rigid and forceful). Subtleties aside you're basically just parting your lips slightly and pressing them against hers. It feels a little weird but you'll figure it out very quickly, it really is pretty intuitive. Don't slobber on her (don't involve your tongue at all either until you know what you're doing). Be slow and gentle. When you lean in for the kiss, slow down for the last centimeter to give her time to bring her lips to yours; you've already initiated the kiss so you're just letting her take the lead with the delicate part. It's a subtle pacing thing: say you take 3 seconds to lean in to the point where your lips are about to touch. You don't continue onwards and just smash your lips into hers at that speed, just as your lips are a hair's breadth from touching you slow down and take a full second or two from first brush to fully engaged kiss. Practice this on your hand and watch some videos but when the actual time comes don't overthink it. Just lean in and kiss her and you'll figure it out within a half second of your lips meeting hers, my other neet friends have said the same thing about it being surprisingly intuitive.

>>83482329
Great explanation bro. Also OP, be genuine. With that I mean dont just pick an arbitrary moment ( "its going to happen tonight!") but pick a good moment when both of you are relaxed and happy. Then, just give her a long(er) silent look where you shift your focus from her eyes to her lips. Then lean in slowly, for the kiss. You can even say "come here" as you lean in if you are sitting in a car etc.

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>guidelines for kissing
>that is something people pick up as teenagers
I don't know what to say, especially since I'd need them too if I had someone to kiss

>>83481817
You just do it. Can you really not do it?

>>83482366
This reminds me of another important tip: don't wait and do it right at the end before you part ways. If it doesn't go well for whatever reason (she isn't ready for it, you do it awkwardly, etc.) then it'll be weird to immediately part ways and be stuck feeling weird for days until you meet next. If you do it halfway through the date then if it doesn't go well you'll have time for you two to recover and be normal together again right away.

>>83481817
You can always hire a kissing coach. You basically just get to say you kissed a hot girl for not-free

>>83481817
I think you have to be neurotypical.

>>83481899
you just know some skinny fag typed this

>>83481817
Have a girl teach you duh