Did you get what you wanted for christmas anons?
and painless death? Sadly not
>>83481967Nope, I'm still waiting to get a nerdy athletic gf. Christmas ruined!
>>83481967Haha great taste brah but I'd add garters and no, I did not.
>>83481967Everybody enjoyed there gifts so seeing that smile is worth it. Adult christmas is weird, everything I want id just buy with my own money, my mum got me spongebob socks, so thats been my favorite. Really didn't expect it cause she never liked when I watched spongebob as a kid, and she'd always say "I dont want you watching spongebob it rots braincells" lol. Watched the new movie last night with my m8's, idc how old i am spongebob will always be funny, great movie.
Yeah I spent 20 dollars doordashing a nice breakfast for myself and I will most likely be going back to sleep within the hour.
So farFrom bf:>freeze dried lemonheads>fishing tackle (lures and worms)>gummies in a pretty tin>katamari damacy ricebowl>magnetic spice racks for my fridge >CUSTOMIZED discs for disc golf with my pets on them (amazing great quality and hilarious, the sticker on the back of the hamster's says GUINEA PIG, the back of my dogs says FAT PUG lmfao he swears he didn't enter it as that so the employees at the factory were just calling my dog fat made me laugh so much)From his family:>sourdough proofing kit>awesome herb cutting knife with a stand for it, razor sharp>camping stuff, drybags and stuff to keep batteries dry>adorable camping pot in blue speckled rainbow designOther stuff maybe my bf is on the couch next to I'm trying not to type too loud or move too much to not wake him up I feel so cherished and loved I feel so nice when people give stuff that shows they know who I am. I am so sad I am sick and will have to miss my family's gathering today. I could barely do his last night. I feel like hell What did you get
im gonna pop some fagsonly got twnetly doler on ma pokketttaaaa-ma daughter looking for a pradadiss is fucking awesomeeeeee
>>83482005I feel like you shouldn't be so happy so Im just going to tell you to kill yourself.
>>83481967No. I didn't win the powerball and she's still ignoring me. I just wanted to plant a Xmas baby Jesus inside her
>>83482005stupid fucking hole DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>83482025I'm already sick you demon ass scrooge nigga lol
>>83482028Ya. Reading her post made me pretty sad....
>>83482005I'm happy for the fact that you'lll get raped
>>83482077The pissy responses to me I think are more about the economy like 10 years ago we would just post our huge greentext of gifts in christmas morning threads what the fuck happened
>>83482005and then some asshole is going to say "anon you do not deserve love at all"
>>83482141>and then some asshole is going to say "anon you do not deserve love at all"Gee, I wonder why
>>83482145enlighten me anon what's so wrong with me
>>83482005Merry Christmas. And even to you Humbug Anons, you're all gonna make it.>>83481967My grandma got me a handheld vacuum and my great aunt got me this absolutely solid and cool metal cross. I was mildly worried it would be girly when I asked her for it, but this was much better than I even imagined. Haven't got any gifts from the rest of my family, but I did get a decent white elephant gift: A nice tumbler, a gift card to starbucks, and some choc wafers.
>>83482085Nah you guys were probably kids at that time and now adult Christmas is a little more somber.
>>83482175>white elephant gift that is actually some shit you'd wanna getPeople too often go in it with a bad attitude I like that, was it from work? Also what's girly about a vacuum or the gross they sound nice. I never use a dustpan anymore the handheld vacuum is a gamechanger enjoy it
>>83481967Yes, my USC shirt is still on its way, but here's everything I have. >Lots of candy and snacks>USC keychain >Shark socks>The iliad graphic novel >The Odyssey graphic novel >Ares statue >Montreal Canadiens poster >Ottawa Senators banner
>>83482272Cool. Have you read Ovid's Metamorphoses?
>>83482307No. What's it about? Should I read it?
>>83482312It's a Roman epic poem that contains a number of Greco-Roman myths, like the creation of the universe, stories involving different gods, and other important myths. I assume you'd like that sort of thing based on the graphic novels and statue.
>>83481995holy shit normies are so lazy and retarded lmao>>83482026small dick problems
>>83481967Of course I didn't.
>>83482005Kek, the amount of seethe this post received is INSANE. Merry Christmas.
>>83482355Thank you for the recommendation. I'll look more into it, it does sound like something I'd like. Thank you
