You wake up this Christmas Eve to see your own wife and son right next to you playing with each other. The house smells like baked cookies and coffee and outside snow is falling down slowly on empty streets.
>>83482641sorry i'm not lesbian and i will only have daughters
>>83482641Do a DNA test.Those lil niggas eyes are too blue to be mine.
>>83482641Fuck Jews for not allowing me to have this. I hate you Jews for what you've done to me and white people. Do you enjoy seeing us suffer
>>83482641Only if but I am not chad and not rich so no woman and no house for me. Just me sitting in my rented apartment all alone, no gf, never touched a girl, only work and then sitting at home all alone.
>>83482681jews took nothing from you bro, you would have been just as lonely back in the 50s.
>>83482641I'm not going to pretend I'm le soul crushed, because I'm content with my solitary life
>>83482641this is what I deservesadly women are chad only nowadays due to fluoride and hormones in water and food (jewish trickery) so I will never have it
>>83482653>i will only have daughtersThis statement already guaranteed that you won't have any offspring
>>83482714why not i can go make some offspring right now if i want
>>83482789You absolutely can, you're right. But you won't and you know it.
>>83482641That is literally everything I've ever wanted, but it's not in the cards for me, never was.
>>83482801not right but in the future i will
>>83482706Most robots would have found someone before the advent of the internet, and you're a double-digit IQ retard if you think otherwise.
>>83482823>in the futureyou'll be saying that at the age of 50
>>83482828autistics were always shunned bro we'd be just as bad off back then.
>>83482890i still have about 30 years until then, don't worry
>>83482921Some poor woman with no other choice in your location would have settled for you, would have tried to make things work, and would have given you children.You might be a loser right now but know that it is entirely because you can shut yourself out from the world, and that women can just swipe on apps until they find the perfect man even if he doesn't even live in their city.You would have just been an awkward guy in the 50s, now you're an autistic loser that tried to demoralize other autistic losers on a dead 4chan board.
>>83482641I wake up again only to realize it was just a horrible nightmare, and carry on with my slow, relaxed, happy, drama, brat and f*moid free life.
>>83482953So you want that woman to be unhappy with you than with a normal guy and happy? That isn't right.
>>83482641I bolt the fuck out of there. But before doing so, I raid the drawers for all the money I can find and then the kitchen for all the cookies I can carry.
>>83482943>don't worryI'm not worried.
>>83482970You think it's any different today?You think most women are happy with their normal boyfriends today?You couldn't possibly be this stupid, people settle, that's the way most relationships work, and that applies to a lot of men being with women they are unhappy with.
>>83482828Before the slop of modernity, very few women in any society were free to choose a man, let alone an autistic anonEligible women would be under their father's household and your average man from centuries past would filter out your r9k robotcel within the first handshakeThe only truly accessible women to shoot your shot with would be literal spinsters (that you'd probably consider hag status in the year of our lord 2025) or literal whores. Your choices would be unmarried late 20s+ women slaving in the workhouse with coal-induced aging worse than any smoker, or straight-up prostitutes, because those were the only ways women could get work assuming we're talking about the western world here. Everyone else would have been married early to the chad-equivalents of their era, and the tight knit communities and manual labour of the times would have meant no shortage of non-sperg well socialized men built like brickhousesNot trying to demoralize too much but let's face facts, most of the posting here (you and I included) would probably have the same shit luck then too
>>83482641I am a womanPlease anything but twins, my family is cursed with twins. I have an aunt who had quadruplets. I don't want that in my life, though my mom didn't suffer this fate
>>83483216don't forget that many of us were physically sickly and would have likely died as children. I myself would have died at birth if not for modern medicine.
>>83482714Perhaps anon got his balls fried from working on naval vessels near radar equipment.
>>83482641I wake up on Christmas Day and I'm a KHHV in my mid twenties with hardly any savings, I'm NEETing at the moment and it feels like a humid, early summer day outside in the American Midwest, where we've had record high temps for three days in a row. Nobody except my parents have ever said they love me.
>>83482653knocking this femanon up until she gives me a sonthen still knocking her up some more for the fun of it
>>83483216You're retarded and making things out to be worse than they were, your father would have found you a suitable wife but yours obviously didn't stick around judging by your need to drag other men down.
>>83483235would you rather twins or just two kids two years apart in age?what about three or four?
>>83482641Can I have the loving wife and beautiful home minus the children? I'm too poor for reproduction and breedinghttps://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8?si=Pd4zhWyg-n-Cf7BP
>>83482680"that is a viking baby. from the mountains of caucasus" - school dance>>83482641no, i dont/didnt
>>83483269Just two kids years apart, it's easier to manage and it won't hopefully rip out my pussyThree or four are too much
>>83483412How would you feel if a man were in you missionary and as he was nearing climax he said "It is now, I must breed you"?
>>83482641Why do you failed normalfaggots come here? If this is your "dream life" you don't belong on r9k. Go back to rddit or xitter faggot.
>>83483426I would be worried as I couldn't easily get away from him if we already had the two children
>>83483509But you had two kids with him. What if he wasn't a psycho but just had that kink of saying those words to get off?
>>83483522If they're words only, that's fine. But after two pregnancies I would get on bc or get my tubes tied
>>83483461We've been crying about this shit since 2011, you unironic cock-sucking faggot, it's you who doesn't belong here.
>>83483546arcanine existed before 2011.
>>83483412I think if I love a femanon enough to knock her up twice I'd want to do it a third time at leastthe point of putting a child in a woman is that you want more people like her in the world
I woke up to both my wife and kid being sick this morning. Merry Christmas
