I just took a shit so big it single-handedly clogged the toilet and I had to break it up so it would flush. When I went to wipe, my asshole was so loose that three of my fingers just accidentally slipped right in with no resistance. Merry Christmas.
If you would like, I could sell you and install a pressure assisted flush toilet. Instead of the water in the tank providing the pressure for the flush, this one has a pressure tank that maintains the same pressure as the water lines in your home, for a significantly more powerful flush. I take some pretty massive turds, and my pressure assisted flush toilet never fails to push it through.
>>83483207I can only hope for a speed recovery for your booty. That three fingers statement is horrifying.
