To clarify, she isn't, at least not for the common folk. She is all bones and no curves, a co-worker of mine call her "beef jerky". But I do find her hot as hell and can't stop myself from checking her out.I never hit on a girl in my life, we do have a good relationship, she always greets me enthusiastically when I come and I already had hinted at her asking if she had a boyfriend (she never had) and how it's "impossible" for her to not have one.Also, she is a twin, it seems her other sister is the extroverted one. She told me getting in a relationship seems like hard work (she is just like me!). I'm not in love with her, not intend to have her as my GF. I only want a fling because I think she is hot.
c'mon, anons. I can't possibly be asking this kind of stuff in the wrong place.I'm sure y'all get tons of pussy and just roleplay as incel for the joke
>>83483882I wanted to type a genuine reply, until i got to>I only want a flingthe only fling you should have is off your office building, you fornicator, you are no friend of mine.
>>83484877It's more a self-challenge than anything. I'm no hornydog, in fact my libido is one of the lowest. There is one co-worker which I often "flirt" as a joke and she even sugested we started become friends with benefits but I repeatly never tried to be anything more to her than a friend even though she is conventionally atractive. Hell, she even thought I was gay, than she thought I was assexual because of this, I can't even predict what would she think if she saw me with another girl.All the times I've been with someone was because of their initiative, not mine and I want to build up this skill. I honestly don't know what would happen if I hook up with her, the thought of hooking up with someone terrifies me (I'm 26yo virgin btw)>>I only want a fling>the only fling you should have is off your office buildingLol, I work on a Mc Donalds, it is all poor normalfags here with no ambition, children at 18 and only caring about what are they going to drink next weekend. But not my sack of bones, the first time I talked to her I asked what she wanted in life and she was quite obstinated about her life goals, she is a smart gal and I respect this in people.
>>83485030>>83484877Also, from my stalking. She deffinely don't think herself is pretty, not a single picture online and the few social media I found, she used anime pictures.In my autistic heada, I think she is the perfect mark to become more outgoing. To experiment and learn and maybe we might hit off more than I predict, she already showed signs of thinking like I do, we might have something going.
>>83483882>>83485030You sound like a shit head and I hope you never managed to have sex with her.
>>83485122I wouldn't know what gave you this impression. People at work like me, my manager and his manager both dispute for me, I'm hardworking and always glad to help and give away. I'm good company. I act like a goof, and I'm silly, people think I'm weird but they are not creep out by me.I am very frugal though, i don't drink or smoke, I don't go out, I don't have a religion, I don't follow news, I don't care about politics, I don't like smartphones, I don't use social media, I have anhedonia and spend nearly half of my paycheck on mental health care.
>>83485168NTA but it's the fact that you want to pump and dump someone
>>83485180>you want to pump and dump someoneI supposed it sounded like this.Although I'm highly empathic and genuinely can only feel good about myself in service to others, I just can't feel close or trust anyone, I don't think I'm capable of feeling love. To be with someone would be like a transaction, simply because I'm not built to feel like others, I can't hold grudges, I never feel like seeking others company and I don't think 99% of people can understand this.This gal seems like a safe space for me, I'm always doing something for others, putting their needs over mine, keeping my opinion to myself. This is the first time I feel like I can risk to be myself around someone.
>>83484037>I'm sure y'all get tons of pussy and just roleplay as incel for the jokeha ha, I wish!
>>83485217I don't really give a fuck what your real intentions are, but it doesn't look good backtracking like this
>>83485236It's not backtracking, I'm just being candid about what I am. I'm a cold person, and not in the edgy way of not giving a fuck about others, but in a sad way of being emotionally deficient. My entire personality were build around overcompesating this, I'm so selfless that I downplay my own needs.I never seek out someone, much less for mainly physical atraction. If the thought is even occuring to me, it's something that I want to investigate. I'm just not equiped for it.
>>83485271>I only want a flingCome on man
>>83485285I don't get why this is rattling your cage. Every normalfag think like this, they are atracted to each other physically and that is enough for them to engage intimately.I never felt like this, until now, and would gladly invest in a relationship if we developed such chemistry.
bump because not a single fag here answered my question, you are all too sanctimonious for a bunch of anons.
>>83485285>>83485122>>83484037kill yourself christcuck faggot. Fucking is part of human nature, deal with it faggot.
>I'm not in love with her, not intend to have her as my GF. I only want a fling because I think she is hot.Do males really? Damn. Blackpilling.
>>83484037>I'm sure y'all get tons of pussy and just roleplay as incel for the jokeThe only "joke" here is (You)
>>83487255Not all males. I'm no saint but I still treat women as equals (when they deserve it)
>>83483882>>83485236>>83485217>>83485168>i'm a good person>i am so helpful and kid>i'm a good person>i'm so good>also i want to exploit this vulnerable chick>i'm a good person dudeyou're a narcissistic vermin and i hope you get squashed by a truck
>>83488144I never said I'm a good person, I only stated how I act, it doesn't make me good.>exploit a vulnerable chickwut? When did knowing your lane and identifying a good oportunity became taking advantage of others? You people talk like I would abuse her. I would only state my intentions, if she was into it, I would pursue it, if she is not, that is the end of that.>>83487255>Do males really? Damn. Blackpilling.Implying women don't have and fall for physical atraction. What are one night stands?
>>83488144mad because you can't say the same, you are not half a man that I am.
>>83488144He can't do shit he said it himself he never hit on a girl in his life. This whole post is just "I find the girl at work pretty heehee"
McDonald's girls are easy as hell. Good luck op. Pump and dump
>>83489321Pretty much this.>>83489329For the most part you are right, we even have a joke here about not drinking the water, because how often girls end up pregnant here.But I don't think this applies to her, it's clearly her first job, she is young but not adventurous, introverted and naive. She is a good girl.
