Cheeky edition
Ate too much food. Might make myself sick
>>83484170or you could try not being a greedy git
cheeky spaff x
Falling a sleep to Blads voice
Wanking to Blads voice
BlandonASMR
Hopefully Ruthmong will appear on Britfeel radio at some point to dispel the rumours about him being Turkish.
>>83484219He should appear on the new years eve show, along with "P the dosser"
yeah fucking comfy day lads ate loads and been on the beers played some helldivers 2 and had those brooklyn pilsners lush not wanked yet save the for Boxing Day hungover wank just wanna say big love and have faith of the heart to cmbyname lad and Angela lad and lollers lad fuckijgnsound as a pound and also UP the borough x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0a07kU18f8Is this what brits really eat?
sipping me Christmas brandy- cheers
Spend most of the day playing PS5. Didn't see a single soul this entire day. Honestly, perfect Christmas for me. Gatherings do my head in.
>>83484279Beans on toast if great lad, try it with a bit of melted cheese and Worcestershire sauce.
>>83484279no we eat stuff like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjdC74a4J1o
Gonna catch up bigly on sleep tonight corrrSeriously lush.
>mum and dad put on a sick christmas day>loads of presents and good times>massive hand-made meal we all made together>evening sets in and mums getting a bit too boozy>tell her that's her last before things turn sour>she goes on a rant about me limiting her drink intake after all the work she's put in today>here we fuckin' go, booze has turned her into a cunt >she starts gloating about how she's not as bad as she was>brother pipes up about her pissing in his car>other brother says she called him up on a night out screaming about him trousers on the floor one night>dad's silent>she starts playing victim and taking no accountability>she goes upstairs and has a cry in her room>we're all sharing stories downstairs about her behaviour when she's had a drink>i go upstairs and she starts ranting about how everyone thinks she's a shit mum>i call her a retard and say its the booze that makes her insufferable>she goes silent and lies in bed crying>i go down stairs and come back up 10 minutes later telling her to come down and think about this some other time we've all moved on>she sulks and contributes nothing while we're all watching 1% club or whatever its called.another family night ruined by alchy mum. not the best time for an intervention, but her total dismissal of her behaviour after all the damage she does boils my fuckin' piss.
the country is full of wogs and I'm not happy about it
>>83484421>Dad has a notepad of companies advertising interacial couples on the tellyHe wasn't always like this I think its facebook making him racist.
hope you all had a good Christmas lids x
>>83484160touch my bum, this is life
>>83484429Yeah. Sad to see. Most people cannot handle these realisations and it mostly just turns them into annoying, crude, and hateful tedious bores. I'm sick of people just casually starting to rant about the same handful of vague "issues" on their little soapbox. As if anybody present can do anything about it.
>>83484429does he have a little bell he rings every time he sees an interracial couple?
>>83484440I did mate nice and quiet. Dinner with the family and chill out for the rest of the day
>>83484397Sounds like you were all bullying an old woman
>>83484429I think its foreigns in our country making him racist.
>>83484496i can see how people who think its ok for alchys to lash out and berate family members then dismiss their behaviour as being "not that bad" would see it that way, sure
>>83484429Your Dad sounds based and Kalergi plan pilled. Sadly most of my family are shitlibs.
Embarrassed my mum in front of everyone and called her a retard and she started crying. Can't believe she's ruined another Christmas ffs
really missing ssm what the twolls have done to him it not right.https://youtu.be/UIinjJz1Wj0
>>83484549I wonder how his Christmas went. I can imagine him in his flat looking like this picture.
>>83484562Does that make you happy, to think of someone sad on Christmas day?
>>83484589Not at all, I hope he spent today with 'elen, but it is sadly a likely reality that he spent today bored, lonely and depressed.
>brother pipes up about her pissing in his car
>>83484670There's still a big stigma around incontinence issues. I don't blame her for getting upset.
Lets be honest since it's Christmas, we've all pissed areselves
reckon ruth has pissed her gym shark leggings after few too many ciders
Happy Boxing Day de lads!
This should be a boxing day edition you spastic nonce
Getting a decent grasp on this Hiragana de lids. Another few days and I'll crack onto the Katakana. Then grammar and either learn Kanji or just use flash cards.
>>83484770Merry boxing day, lad.
Phwoar gotten up again meToday, the backlog shall be cleansed further X
Remember shippy and those stupid exercises he would do. Copying sentences from some textbook into a notebook. Years of doing this pointless waste of time stuff and still couldn't read basic texts. Fucking kek.
Welp, I'm all christmased out, time for bed.Nighty night.
Spent over 500 quid getting gifts for all my family, most of them thoughtful and tailored to the person. I've had a couple of jumpers back. Not happy. Not doing it next year desu, scroogemaxxing
Are we allowed to be bitter and negative now without the christmas-fags going "its le christmas"?
>>83484937Yes you can go back to being a seething bitter twisted cunt now that Christmas is over lad.
>>83484865You a big earner are ye? Lots of lizzies? Degassing your brew?
cheeky cock up a cheeky girls cunt
What exactly's the point of the king's speech in $current_year?What's the intersection between people who want to recreationally watch a "diversity is our greatest strength which is why we have to repeat that all the time" speech and people who want to LARP that there's still a nation with a monarch?Maybe a few boomers in rich areas? I don't know.
>>83484992Jokes on you. I was doing that all during Christmas too
>>83484589If that someone is SSM? Yes.
>We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,>You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys,>We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,>You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys,What did they mean by this? Did we ever find out?
>>83485306They meant that they are in fact the girls whom are cheeky whereas they referring to the boys who are also the cheekys but not the girls. You understand now, yes?
>>83484397Unpleasant lad, had very similar with my mum in the past, it sucks. I now refuse to spend xmas with her because she becomes a right dick. Sorry to hear you're dealing with it lad.
just got up and out of my parents house and drove home like a psycho because a mouse crawled into my bedroom.something comfy about driving alone at midnight.also, mice ARE vermin and it drives me crazy my parents are so careless about them living in their home.do NOT treat them as if they are cute little scoundrels you want living with you.also fuck this new captcha, im not giving you my email you fucking freaks.
>>83484397You should have sparked her out the piss pants old bint.
Think I'm gonna go to bed lads, not got anything left to stay up for really. Don't want to drink any more got a long drive in the morning. All the best you bunch of knobs
>>83484854REMEMBER WHEN SHIPPY DID THING FUCKING KEK HOWL SCREAM IM CREASED XD HE IS FAT TOO XDDDD IVE JUST PISSED MYSELF XD DE LID LAD LOD XD EVERYBODY KEKING EVERYBODY CREASING I CAN FEEL A HOWL COMING ON
>>83485371>do NOT treat them as if they are cute little scoundrelsThey are though :3
Ruthmong has been quiet over Christmas. I imagine this is a difficult time of the year for him.
>>83485483Mumsy says he's not allowed to stay on his computer when his family are visiting. Expect he's got at least one perfectly functional sibling that proves all his theories about his parents causing his issues wrong.
>>83485414Classic shippy meltdown
>>83485483Turks/Muslims don't celebrate it, its just like any other day as he said himself
Need to feed sneed, me X
spose ill go to bed then, christmas was alri
