He didn't do anything wrong desu
chocolatecels will say he got what he deserved because he talked back
>>83484853He was blessed with height, paired with his personality he's got the makings of abuse chad, the blueberry girl was also blessed, becoming very flexible as a gymnast.
>>83484853i have no idea who this is but the glasses are sick i want some
>>83484853I had a crush on him when I was nine and I watched the movie for the first time
>>83484853She did nothing wrong...just wanted some gum
Now THIS GUY is redpilled.
>>83485186BBW inflation stacyyy
>>83484853Destruction of property. Also he was very rude and a total asshole.
>>83485186Looking back, the movies I watched as a child had quite the influence on me
>Unfortunately, dear children, you forgot to address me as Precious and Glorious Candymaster Wonka once when we first met so sadly my midget slaves and I will have to throw each of you into the Limb Crusher 9000.
>>83485334What destruction of property? Also he wasn't an asshole.
>>83485186That is a child you sick fucking pedo
>>83485503He immediately destroyed the display room the group was led into by Wonka. Also he was very deliberately antagonistic toward virtually everyone he interacted with, including his own parents. 100% deserved the taffy puller imo. Actually he kind of got off easy with that one.
>>83485518>children having crushes on children their same age is pedophilia now
>>83485525>He immediately destroyed the display room the group was led into by WonkaYeah but he was told to enjoy>actually he kind of got off easy with that one.He was literally squished and smacked around while tiny
>>83485518I always imagine an uppity legal loli angrily typing these posts out. Blissfully unaware that men of every race love cunny and criminals don't check the IDs of their groupies.
>>83485539>Yeah but he was told to enjoyIf I tell you to enjoy yourself in my home and you destroy my television, I will have you arrested and you shouldn't be surprised by that. "B-b-but...! I was told to enjoy myself!" Yeah yeah off to the slammer you go faggot.It's obviously assumed that when people say things like that, an unspoken "within reason" is tacked on at the end. Even the other children in his group his age understood that. He deserved what was coming to him. >He was literally squished and smacked around while tinyDeserved. Got off easy. I said what I said. Fuck Mike Teavea.
>>83485570The thing he was destroying was candy, it was literally designed to be temporary and dissolve.And you wouldn't be thinking that if you were his dad or uncle
>>83485572>it was literally designed to be temporary and dissolve.It was designed to be eaten and savored, not stomped and spat on. If a waiter brings you food and tells you to "enjoy," and in response you shit on the plate and throw it at the nearest wall, you'll be escorted out and rightfully so. He also pushed Wonka, the man who invited him into the factory in the first place, and his own father. He was a little monster and you cannot feel the least bit sorry for him. >And you wouldn't be thinking that if you were his dad or uncleIf I was his dad, I'd be a little bit relieved that he's not gonna be such a sniveling, aggressive little shit anymore. I just wouldn't say it out loud obviously.
>>83485572He wouldn't act like that if he was my son doebiet
>>83485602Okay but you wouldn't do any worse to him afterwards as his dad while he's tiny
>>83485687Brother I would stomp that little nigger to death of that was my kid.
>>83485709See that is an overreaction. Besides he was completely right, Wonka was wasting the potential of the technology.
Why shrinking anyways?
>>83484853He was a bit of an asshole and i think encompassed sloth and vicarious living
>>83485731Eh, it was satisfying to see him tell off Wonka
>>83485713>See that is an overreaction. Kill Mike Teavea. Behead Mike Teavea. Roundhouse kick Mike Teavea into the concrete. Slam dunk baby Mike Teavea into the trashcan. Crucify the filthy tyke. Defecate in Mike Teavea's food. Launch Mike Teavea into the sun. Stir fry Mike Teavea in a wok. Toss Mike Teavea into an active volcano. Urinate into Mike Teavea's gas tank. Judo throw Mike Teavea into a wood chipper. Twist Mike Teavea's head off. Report Mike Teavea to the IRS. Karate chop Mike Teavea in half. Curb stomp tiny Mike Teavea. Trap Mike Teavea in quicksand. Crush Mike Teavea in the trash compactor. Liquefy Mike Teavea in a vat of acid. Eat Mike Teavea. Dissect Mike Teavea. Exterminate Mike Teavea in the gas chamber. Stomp Mike Teavea's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Mike Teavea in the oven. Lobotomize Mike Teavea. Mandatory abortion sickness for Mike Teavea. Grind Mike Teavea's fetus in the garbage disposal. Drown Mike Teavea in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Mike Teavea with a ray gun. Kick elderly Mike Teavea down the stairs. Feed Mike Teavea to alligators. Slice Mike Teavea with a katana.>Besides he was completely right, Wonka was wasting the potential of the technology.He could've explained that politely.
>>83485793>He could've explained that politely.He was rather patient with Wonka.Also the punishment was unnatural. Mike Teavee being shrunk was fine, but all the squishing was just extra stuff added on for no reason. Hell IIRC in the book his dad even stuffs him in his back pocket afterwards.
>>83485801>He was rather patient with Wonka.He was a violent, bellicose prick and he deserved to be dehydrated and converted into candied jerky at best. >Mike Teavee being shrunk was fine, but all the squishing was just extra stuff added on for no reason.Oh it was for good reason.
>>83485832That's not how this work, if he goes into a teleporter and gets himself shrunk onto a chair the shrinking is the punishment, you aren't then justified in sitting on him.
>>83485186The inflation scene ruined me as a kid. I'm glad I didn't become a blueberry fag though, just a fatfag.
>>83485839There is no transgression against Mike Teavea that can be considered morally wrong because Mike Teavea is ontologically evil.
>>83485866Why do you hate him so much? What did he do to you? What's wrong with you?
>>83485886>Why do you hate him so much?Because he's a shithead, a ratfucker and a rancid spiritually-negroid faggot. >What did he do to you? He tainted my existence with the knowledge of his. >What's wrong with you?Mike Teavea is still alive, that's what's wrong with me.
>>83485905So you really don't see anything wrong with his dad stuffing him in his back pocket? You wouldn't speak up if you saw that?
>>83485923Again, I would personally stomp him to death like one of the pumpkins he crushed for fun. And I would smile and laugh the way he did. I'd make sure it's the last thing he ever saw. Fuck. Mike. Teavea.
>>83485936At least THAT would be quick
>>83485939Not if I start with the shins.
>>83485953Either way he definitely didn't deserve a prolonged squishing in the TV followed by being plastered to his own dad's asscheek
>>83485968I agree. He deserved much worse.
>>83485975I don't think you realize how bad that could be for him. Think of how humiliating and awkward the car ride home for him and his dad would be.
>>83485985He should be lucky he even gets to go home alive and not in a body bag.
>>83485999How do you imagine his dad was treating him in the car? Cause I can't imagine it was very nice.
>>83486003Do you think Mike Teavea deserves to be treated with any level of dignity or kindness? Are you a Teavea sympathizer?
>>83486005I didn't ask you that, I asked how you think he WAS being treated by his dad in the car?
>>83486008I don't know, but as far as I'm concerned I hope however he is treated in any situation violates several human rights laws.
>>83486027Well just what wonka and his dad did alone is enough to call CPS
>>83486033And still nowhere near enough.
>>83486085The fuck could be worse than getting sat on by his own giant dad
>>83486088Trapped in his back pocket and gassed with endless Taco Bell farts for starters.
>>83486104How do you know that didn't happen on the way home?
>>83486110I don't, but one can hope.
>>83486230See I'd rather just be stepped on than suffer that
>>83485349You're right. Wonka is the real villain in all this. He is a capitalist, slave-driving pervert who victim-blames children who are not mature enough to regulate their behavior.
Imagine Wonka IRL>Oops little prepubescent child, it seems you were a bit rude while I was showing off my slave labor factory, time to break your legs until they're maimed beyond recognition and your bones turn to fine powderSure, the kids were assholes but essentially making them disabled for life is a bit fucking excessive.
