Why?! I was a good little boy all year, and that chunky fatass didn't bring me anything! Not even a lump of coal! What did I do wrong?!
>>83485072>he didn't leave cookies out.
>>83485116I did! I left out two cookies and a glass of milk, a note to the big guy, and even prayed for him to show up before going to bed. How could St. Nick do this to me :(
>>83485072>I was a good little boy all yearso FUCKING proud of you!
you want it all babii??
>>83485167What is a babii?
>>83485072you were not good enough.
>>83485249My mommy said I was good this year...
>>83485564your mommy was wrong.t. santa
>>83485610If youre santa what did I ask santa for this year
>>83485618bro, my workload has increased EIGHTFOLD since 1830, i leave the list stuff to the elves nowadays and they forward it to me if the kid is on the nice list. i just assume everyone else gets coal. but theres actually a secret third list of santa deniers whom i skip out entirely every year, Mrs. Claus told me to start doing it in 1965, made things so much easier
>>83485072Santa wont tell ya this, but you type like a faggot and thats why we skipped t. Right hand elf
