Is anyone here a bigger loser than me?>late 30s>kissless virgin>autistic>spent christmas alone eating frozen meals>had a crush on some girl I met online, sent her a message on christmas and she lowkey asked me for money, won't be talking to her again>wageslave job
w i z c h a n . o r g is your home brother. This place is normal fag central. I miss the old /r9k/ days.
>>83486262Same but I have no girl to even ask me for money and I live off welfare and will soon be homeless. Also some guy in his 50s posted here the other day, so buck up. At least he had some physical disability though.Also I still wanna see Olivia's Rodrigo.
>>83486262>frozen mealsWas it something good? Like a frozen pizza or something?
yeah there are several of us around here
>>83486333It was frozen pizza, it was decent all things considered.>>83486332Not gonna lie, I loved this bitch. For a while we'd talk all day and I'd have done everything for her, but she rejected me. After a while my love for her died down and also she got fat and I'm not even attracted to her anymore.
>>83486262I wish I could have spent Christmas alone, I'm gunna save my money si that I can do just that next year.Also how did the girl online ask for money subtly?
>>83486384Bitch said she wanted to buy a gift for her niece but she had money. She has a fulltime job and I know she has money.She probably said the same shit to a bunch of other guys she talks to online.
>>83486394She said she had no money*Lying fat bitch
>>83486394God damn this captcha takes forever!But yea, thats funny dude, she prolly uses that lone on everyone
>>83486380Which frozen pizza, im in the market for some new shit im tired of digiorno pepperoni and sausage. Actually im not tired of it at all but something new would be nice
>>83486438Chicken and cheese, my favorite.>>83486433One day she slipped the names of online "friends" she had and it was like a dozen dudes.Tbh I always knew it wasn't going anywhere but I was lonely and just having a woman to talk to was great.
>>83486455where did you meet her? have you ever met anyone on /soc/
>>83486468No I haven't met anyone from 4chan. I met her on valorant back when I played it.I know it's pathetic but nowadays I'd rather just watch some cute twitch streamer so I can hear a woman talk over dealing with these bitches who are talking to a dozen guys besides you.
>>83486482It's not that pathetic, we all have our stories. I wanna get fit so I can join a bdsm club and have hot bitches abuse me
>>83486501I'd let that bitch abuse me for sure
>>83486262ooh my favourite game: who has the shittier life. ok my turn>early 30's, about to turn 31 in two months>kissless, touchless, virgin>autistic>spends every christmas alone>only ever flirted with one woman in my life, never been persued>jobless living in the cheapest shittiest apartment my neetbux allows>fat>ugly>5 inch penis>has attempted suicide>wants to die>not bald but hairline is receeding
>>83486509>>83486532My life aint too bad but I get called retard alot cause people think im on the spectrum and I don't get along with alot of my neighbors, so it's annoying to leave the house
>>83486262Yes and allow me to explain why at the end.>mid 30s>kissed virgin>autistic>spent christmas alone eating leftovers>can't even talk to egirls (male)>wageslave jobI'm younger but that just means I will have to live longer and suffer for more time. I kissed a girl once but that's also worse because now I know what I'm missing.
>>83486262maybe>mid 30s>basically neet>khhv>never spoke with female I didn't have to>possibly undiagnosed retardation>family still loves me, for now>college dropout, almost forgot
>>83486332Guys in our 50s have always posted on /r9k/, since before you ever typed on a keyboard
>>83486394You've fallen for the oldest dupe in the book (dating to 9999999999999 BC)--bitches luring men in with their pussy smell and then grabbing their assets and skedaddling never to be seen again. At least you caught her before she sucked you dry, and not in the good way.That's why I go homo--dudes don't pull that shit
>>83486262>early 30s>kv>either autistic or just suffering the consequences of being raised by really stupid people>manlet>began losing hair in my late teens, baldness is now Dr. Phil tier>I can shave it, but I can't grow a beard to disguise my non-existing jaw line>now trying to gain muscle mass to compensate, but you have to eat more to actually grow>have been living in a mould, cobweb ridden attic for years>finally accepted that this is the closest to owning my own place I will ever be, so only now am I trying to transform it into a proper room>soul crushing job surrounded by retarded normalfags with normalfag conversations and normalfag rituals>at least I can do my job by myself away from them, right?>nope>qt woman was hired to assist me, I've been dropping spaghetti everywhere ever since>spent Christmas alone because I refuse to sit at the table with certain family members
>>83486438Not that dude but recently I took a cheat day and got one of these Newman's Own stone-fired crust margherita pizza and it was fucking incredible. I've been thinking about it for months while I've been back on my diet and I think today I'm going to relapse and get one lol. Good company too. They give little nogs money for dem basketball programz.
>>83486262>she lowkey asked me for money, won't be talking to her againYou can take solace knowing that, at least, you're not a submissive simp
