How do I even fix my life as a 34 year old NEET who still lives at home? I've basically spent the last 20 years alone in my room doing absolutely nothing
>>83486576You're probably weird and isolated enough to qualify for disability. Congratulations!
>>83486576Get disability like that other anon said, buy yourself a truck with it, then spend the rest on cool shit like rims, bodykits, and engine upgrades for it.
>>83486589not in the US. NEETcuck will have to wagie!
>>83486576HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're not fixing shit, you wasted your entire life dude. you're old and busted. just do whatever you want at that point
>>83486972Yea I am aware I wasted my life. It is not a good feeling
>>83486576Youre the youngest you'll ever be. Gengis Khan lost everything and was enslaved, he escaped captivity and rebuilt himself, but his empire only started when he was in his 40's. The JFC guy started late too, he funded KFC at his 50's if I'm not mistaken. Point is, its never too late. Sure, crabs in bucket mentality will have people pulling you down, but it doesn't really matter, you just have to ignore any criticism and wear blinders if you have to. Listen man, no one knows you, your heart or what you've been through, so they can go and fuck themselves with their opinions and judgements. I'll tell you what some anon told me once, instead of wishing you had a Delorean that could take you 10 years into the past, imagine you have a Delorean that could take you 10 years into the future, and imagine how your life will be if you dont change anything in yourself right now. As to what to do, you already know it. You know that bad habits you need to cut, you know the good habits you dont have. Change those. If you really want me to spell it out, get fit, exercise, eat better, sleep better, fix your schedule, get educated (degre, traddie train, whatever you think its possible), get a job through education, thats it really, try and get married if thats your thing.Look, youre not completely retarded, you managed to come here, make a post, write in english, so I assume youre at the very least average intelligence, so you are completely capable of making something out of yourself, but you have to get up and do it. Use dread and hate as fuel. If you really cant pick yourself up at all go to a therapist and get some antidepressants.
Join the military, I am thinking of doing the same
>>83487264now that's sum good motivation, listen to him, op>>83487468i dont think its a good idea for neets, good for highschoolers who still have a tiny bit of social skills
>>83486576I would like to know too because this is literally me
>>83486576You can always start doing something, anything today. Small steps turn into big steps.
>>83486576My advice to you is to stop caring. Eat tasty food. Do drugs that make you feel great. Spend time masturbating and playing fun games. Just pursue pleasure and escapism but keep things healthy. Make sure you edge.
>>83486576Organisms cannot evolve without pressure to adapt to something You have no pressure So you cannot adaptSo you need a catastrophic life event that will cause you to face homelessness into suicide or improvement as your final decision before your new metamorphosis can begin
>>83486576Redecorate your room and enrol in an online course.
>>83487997The easy mode version of this is just leaving your room willingly while you still can.
>>83487997>>83488966I hate retarded normie faggots like you so much. Well-off and/or big framed. If a frail twink ended up on the streets they'd get raped. There's no metamorphosising into something great. You ficking asswholes just want to gaslight easy meat to fall into traps
>>83488966Except that's the hardest thing>>83489055That's the two options fix your life at that point or sui
>>83489147>>Except that's the hardest thing>open door>take a stepOh wow that was much harder than squaring the circle or creating a unified theory!
>>83489055So carry a gun, faggot.
>>83487264>antidepressantsi did this route, psychiatrist threw me on prozac, made me feel like a hyperconfident genius and i didnt need to sleep more than 3 hours once every 4 or 5 days. The quack said it was cause of some hereditary bipolar shit but honestly I would have kept it going if I didnt start getting splitting headaches 24/7. Those fuckers were like cool guy pills, i got more pussy than ever and upgraded jobs like 4 times in a year
sounds like when you make a thread people come running. just ask for a comfy job