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To all the massive boob'd women here, how's it going? Did you have a good christmas?
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>>83486695
I guess I'll bump
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>>83486695
It's going alright, nice Christmas yea
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Breastmas
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>>83486695
it was nice. got a rly nice winter coat & a makeup bundle. guy on steam bought me a game.
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>>83486908
>>83487144
What do I have to do to get a gf with big tits?
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>>83487144
give me his username so I can inform him that he wasted his money.
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>>83487148
not use this site lol. idk ur probably overthinking it.

>>83487172
what makes u think he doesnt know that. are u sad no one is buying u games?
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>>83487223
>idk ur probably overthinking it.
I am unironically scared of talking to women irl.
You're probably right. It's not the tits though, just overall. If I'm attracted to her, I crumble.
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>>83487223
>not use this site lol
You're here though, how do I get a gf like you?
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>>83487234
yeah thats ur problem. lots of women, myself included, want a guy that makes us feel protected. if someone is too scared to even talk to us or behave normally, how can we feel protected. best of luck tho anon.
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>>83487256
I would protect your boobs. If we were together and getting mugged, I'd say Mr. Mugger just take the girl but leave the boobs to me. I'd run off with those titties cradled like a baby.
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>>83487241
im here bc ive been too online since i was 11. lots of bad shit happened to me on here & it made this site burrow into my brain so now im cursed to revisit occasionally for the rest of my life i think. to get a gf like me uh... i guess give off seth rogan vibes idk. hes husband material & all green flags imo.
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>>83487332
Do you mean jewish or do you mean loser stoner with a juvenile sense of humor or do you mean effeminate fat man?
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>>83487342
>asking fish for fishing tips
nigga just don't be a faggot
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>>83487354
Are you autistic? Reread my post.
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>>83487361
>Erm I was being le hecking sarcastic chuddie
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>>83487363
No no, leave the rape on anon. I want it rough and hard.
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>>83487342
i mean tall chill kindhearted chubby stoner goofball. i would feel safe & protected around him. yes its cringe but irl idc abt cringe bc life is short, i like what i like.

>>83487354
equating dating to fishing... ugh. maybe dont treat us like prey. maybe thats the big secret. or if its working out for u nvm...
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>>83487374
>tall
Legit thought he was like 5'4 but he's actually listed as 5'11 meaning he's actually 5'10 still way taller than I thought he'd be.
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>>83487374
I don't equate you to fish because you are prey
I equate you to a fish because you are brainless
no woman knows what she wants all you imbeciles go off instincts and feelings which are as consistent as my stool after taco bell
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>>83487148
Live close by to me? But no one ever does
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>>83487401
Gimme a location. No one ever lives close to ME. Maybe we both live in the same far away place.
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>>83487422
I'm in Liechtenstein
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>>83487374
>tall
It's so over.
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>>83487401
>>83487427
I will move. I actually would.
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>>83487427
I honestly thought this was a joke location for a sec. But nah I'm in the USA. This is what I get for posting at 3am. I'm not even the guy you originall replied to though so maybe he lives in Licktenstands
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>>83487443
From where

>>83487445
Ah well, worth a try
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>>83487458
>From where
Classified.
But I have no issues about relocating for a relationship.
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>>83487172
>>83487256
>>83487332
>this spitefulness
Are you 30+, femanon?
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>>83487427
I heard it is a very nice city do you have many brown people?
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>>83487395
go ahead & say this loudly in a public place w/ lots of ppl for me. count how many ppl look concerned.

>>83487435
5'10 & up is what i consider tall. nothing against short kings just preference.

>>83487489
im 28.
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>>83487555
I'm 5'6.
I like my height. But damn.
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>>83487555
every guy who isn't held by the balls will agree with me
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>>83487555
Cool, I'm same age as you then.
You sound jaded enough to make me guess you're not a zoomer poster kek. Not meaning in an insulting way.
Are you khhv?
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>>83487570
its good to hear u like ur height. i happen to be 5'9 & yet im the second shortest female in my family lol. my cousin is 5'11 & played professional womens soccer for a few yrs.

>>83487580
ok good so u should have nothing to worry abt then. wna film it for us?

>>83487600
i grew up on the cusp of millenial & zoomer but i think most zoomers are below me bc at least i know the context of the shit they get so retarded abt. & i know how to use a damn desktop. my first phone was a motorola flip phone & im old enough to miss when ppl bought ringtones. ive seen the best & worst the internet can offer, but i can remember life before social media. my brother used to show me newgrounds & thats where it all started for me. not khhv, its always been easy for me to get male attention, especially now that ive grown into my confidence. but i only care abt quality, not quantity. i dont use my body just bc i can.
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>>83487677
Yeah I mean we're something like late millenials or super early zoomers if any. Hard to have us fit into a specific generation.
Windows XP during our childhood, lots of cool GBA and GameCube games too. Do you play WoW by any chance?
>its always been easy for me to get male attention, especially now that ive grown into my confidence
Understandable I guess. Women and just people in general grow confident with age, setting your limits and stuff. I see you slaying incels in every post you're making this morning desu pretty epic lol.
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Wow I thought this thread was gonna die

>>83486908
Good to hear it :)

>>83487144
:D Nice

>>83487580
I really hope you realize how this mentality is gonna come back around and bite you in the ass.

>>83487727
> Windows XP
Man I miss those days.
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>>83487677
Why would I do things without a reason to do them?
Send a titty drop video or something
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>>83487727
playing 3d pinball space cadet on my dads old beige desktop was one of my first memories. my dad had a dreamcast, gamecube, & original xbox. eventually when he saw i was taking an interest to video games he got me a slim ps2 that came w/ sly cooper band of theives. i also got bratz rock angelz, powerpuff girls relish rampage, & kingdom hearts 2. i dont play wow regularly but i have on a few occasions, love the art. u seem like a rare based guy on here. (:

>>83487828
interesting.
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>>83487889
>3d pinball space cadet
Such an addictive game lol. Pushed me to later get Pokemon Pinball for GBA. I've been waiting for a new pinball pokemon game ever since but those pinball spin-offs were so short lived T.T
>eventually when he saw i was taking an interest to video games he got me a slim ps2 that came w/ sly cooper band of theives
Nice coincidence cause my dad also got me a slim PS2 for Christmas once, but my first game was not so wholesome but GTA Vice City, probably one of the many factors why I'm so fucked in the head kek.
>powerpuff girls relish rampage
Who's your favourite Powerpuff girl?
>i dont play wow regularly but i have on a few occasions
European servers I'm guessing? I think you may be a Dane but can't tell for sure.
>u seem like a rare based guy on here
Thanks I guess lol, I just liked your posts. Jaded witty sense of humour, verging on plainly mean sometimes. You may not be a khhv but maybe femcel posting to some extent, it's cool.
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I don't have massive boobs, but it was large. I had a great Christmas, a nice party and I had some fun showing myself to anons
Merry late Christmas



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