Post Your Tier:(Kiss, Fuck, GF)A - 5, 10, 12. ChadB - 10, 14, 15 NormieC - 15, 17, 20 Low Tier NormieD - 18, 21, 25 SubhumanF - 18+, N/A, N/A Just lmaoo at youIf you have greater than D just ropeI kissed at age 19, fucked hooker at age 20. Never had a gf crew
>>83486895I ain't hear no bell
G for GangstaAlso how embarrassing is it to be so desperate to fuck a hooker?
do you think the girls in the OP pic know that if they existed as NPCs in a simulation 90% of guys playing the simulation in that situation would just come up to them, sniff their butts, pull those tight pants down, fuck them on the spot, then move on looking for their next quest
>>83486954you a faggot? Im not dying without sticking my cawk in a warm hole. $100 $200 ain't nothing
5 or 6,16,16 Also got grounded and had to write lines on a chalkboard for a girl french kissing me since my mom was in the classroom yelling at the teacher over the mentally insane lunch policy and subsequently got caught
>>83486980Youre a normie. congrats bro
>>83486990Product of my parents lel they accused me of being a faggot when i was 14 cause no gfVery great for my mental health as a teen
>>83486895Im not using your nigger system.
>>83487024my mother said same shit when I was 19. but shes seen porn on my phone before so I dont know how shed think that. I had to upgrade to a new phone for free and I couldnt delete all my coom pic in time so she definitely saw it. Yeah
>>83487042wtf are you Finnish? You look likemy old friend from high school. In fact I thought you were him but I doubt he'd be here. He was always bold.
>>83486954Why would you fuck a hooker. I would rather die a virgin than pay a std ridden whore to fuck me with a condom.
>>83486898How much more based can you get?
>>83486895N/A N/A N/At. 22Next year is my year. Fuck all of you.>>83486898this
>>83486895all N/A
Pushing 22, never kissed a girl, fucked or had an irl gf
>>83486895>Kiss11 or 12>Fuck18>GF16>>83487042damn. you literally a chad.
>>83486895your chart is really retarded
>>83486979how was it? originaI
>>83486895>24, 24, 24But what does it matter when you do it, if you can't find a girl you like and make it last? I'm still with my GF 4 years later, even if it doesn't work out, that's 4 years of experience that even Chad or Nlrmie might not have. Sleeping around isn't gonna make you happy either.
I did every one of those at once when I was 24 when my girlfriend took my virginity
>>83487042JFL theres no way this dude is a khv at 34
>>83486895n/a n/a n/a26
>>83489136This guy was cute for like 10 minutes as a preteen
I've never had a gf or kissed a girl but for some reason I don't really feel like I'm missing out.
>>83488916Thats massive cope.The age you first achieve these milestones tells a lot about where you rank in the male pecking order. The entire purpose of life is to breed with women. Half of the human population is female for a reason. Go tell 99%+ women that you got your first kiss at 24 and see hoe they react lmaoo
>>83486895I don't get this post, but I've been kissing girls since like elementary school. (Age 7 or so?) Fucked first time when 17. And had the first proper GF around that time too.
>>83489483Okay, I'll give you that guys care about pecking order and that age milestones matter - but how much do they REALLY matter? Take any sport or competition, does it really matter if you become champ at 18 or 30, as long as you eventually become champ? Then afterwards, what's the point of being a champ at 18... if you fail to defend your title and never become champ again?And while I'll admit that guys do care about this pecking order, you gotta admit it's silly , especially in this case. What's the point of talking about whose the best champ when everyone in the room refuses to even put on the gloves? You guys act like your Chads talking about their latest conquests - when you're in fact talking about what you'd how you THINK Chads would talk about their latest conquests. What's the point for you guys? Is it just all an excuse to not try (it is)? Is it because you want others to not try so they don't get ahead of you in the pecking order (it is)?
>>83489542>champthere's no winning, only surviving, and we're drowningkys yourself
>>83489561No. Fool. You're living right now. And you might not later. Might as well live with no regrets. Who cares IF I'll drowned if that's everyone's fate anyway, it matters more what I did before I drowned. You're not gonna feel better no matter how many other people drown before you. You should keep trying to swim, there's no real excuse not to. There's handicapped people who still try harder than you. Nobody is gonna heal your mental illness but yourself.
>>83489591There's no winning. There's nothing to strive for. It never began.
>>83489626Who says it will ever end? You don't even know what comes after death, no one does. They have beliefs based on faith even Science doesn't know what it doesn't know. Enjoy what you have right now before you lose it, because you don't know what tomorrow brings. It's one thing to prepare for the future you might not see, it's another to sit down and hope a better future will just fall in your lap.
>>83489648oh great a schizo bot. don't know why I bothered funposting.
>>83489483there are far more important things in life than pussyreproducing being man's purpose in life s trailer trash cope and governmental brainwashing, because the trailer trash knows that they cannot achieve anything meaningful and the government always needs more tax slavesI'd personally put people like da Vinci and Newton above the muh dikk in vagene crowd in the "male pecking order"
>>83489656What do mean "Schizo", you're the one talking about your life never began, you're living it right now. You spent it on a website that makes fun of people for coping with struggle... but all you do is make excuses to not try. You're coping with NOT struggling. Your excuses haven't helped you one bit and tomorrow you're gonna do the same thing, if you don't start trying today.
