I'd tease your little dick in a playful way. Not in a humiliation way, but I will think its adorable, stack doughnuts on it like jenga, and play with it. Is that good enough?

>>83487021
My dick is TWICE the length of yours but you're ELEVEN inches taller than me. So I'd still trade places with you.

>>83487121
its two different things with the same core at the end of the day
if i got to the point of having sex with a girl she'd see my dick and make up some excuse and leave and then talk shit about me to her friends or something
thats no different from not getting to that point to begin with
actually, its worse because you'd be vulnerable and then have your masculinity shattered for no reason
well its fine, not like im gonna use my dick anyways
ill get a sex doll

>>83487121
at least you know you probably won't get cucked if you did get in a relationship

>>83487164
>>83487263
I guess it depends on your goals. I'd much rather be 6'4" since it garners more respect in public. Never would I hear again "little anon can't do XYZ". Fuck relationships, I want to be huge so I can break a mf for shit talking me. Do I think having a 3 inch dick sucks? hell yeah. But I've never showed anyone my dick thus far so my dick size is moot, the creator of 4chan.

>>83487121
Same, I'd trade in an instant. Never going to find sex let alone love so I'd much rather be tall and miserable than short.