I think I'm actually pornsexual or asexual or something because I'm 24 khhv and I've been gooning since I was 11 and I pretty much have no desire to pursue women. A girl asked me out at work like a month ago and I just said "let me think about it" and I've just been ghosting her basically because I actually think at this point real normal sex is probably just going to be lame and I probably wouldn't even cum. I am literally a max prestige gooner and I probably know more about my body and how to titillate myself than 99.9% of all people throughout human history, what's some fucking bitch gonna do that I haven't simulated 1000% more pleasurably with the aid of my literal infinite imagination. I know this is fucked up and not normal but I honestly don't even care. Anybody else relate?
It's people like you that make me understand why people want to ban porn. It was over before it even began for you.
>>83487413>. I am literally a max prestige gooner and I probably know more about my body and how to titillate myself than 99.9% of all people throughout human historyPlease elaborate on how you go about doing this.
i think its great that heidi klum is so proud of her daughter tit mogging her she strips with her to make lingerie ads to show herself being tit mogged. 10,000 years ago she would have proudly offered her daughter to the local chieftan and been there with her to help her through her first time by showing her how to take dick first. this is a proper mother daughter relationship.
>>83487413Basically the same but haven't gone full deviant. I just know what I like and it doesn't exist irl. Why bother with all the extra bullshit for an inferior experience?I don't want children, I'm not cruel, so there is no reason to pursue women for that either.
>>83487440>i think its great that heidi klum is so proud of her daughter tit mogging her she strips with her to make lingerie ads to show herself being tit mogged.>10,000 years ago she would have proudly offered her daughter to the local chieftan and been there with her to help her through her first time by showing her how to take dick first. this is a proper mother daughter relationship.Well they yacht together, mother daughter package deal
>>8348741">hello i have never fucked in my life and i think that gooning feels better than fuckingretard fucking nigger faggot, do you even realise why people are fucking instead of jerking off all day ?
>>83487426Basically I can cum without even touching my dick through muscle control and breathing exercises
>>83487413>A girl asked me out at workalright chad save some for the rest of us
>>83487413You are missing out on love and love making
>>83487413I can't believe there isn't more real oyakodon porn in the world
Meanwhile her other children kek
you're out of control OP... a loose cannon... rein it in
>>83487679lmao. well at least heidi says she believes women should be nude in the home and sets an example for her children, so home boy there gets to peep them titties a lot.
pornsexual
>>83487413god damn her daughter mogs her into oblivion>pretty face but still strong jaw unlike her horseface mother>bigger tits>narrower waist>wider hips>shorter which is hotter as a woman>younger
>>83487413Yea, I can relate except for the women wanting to date me part. Coomer since 16, now 31. Carefully curated porn collection (~600GB and climbing). I'm physically not attracted to 90% of women. Once I consider my personality requirements I'm left with less than 1% of women. >pursue womenThis has never looked like an option for my entire life. I find it pathetic to lower myself like that and nag/beg some foid and play her stupid mind games until she hopefully agrees to date me. And then the waste of money and jestering I'd need to do all the time to keep her interested. And then the prison of marriage and parenthood. No thanks, I'd much rather bypass that crap and rub one out.
>>83487679>Meanwhile her other children kekyes
>>83488580Cope, her mixed children are all good looking too.
>>83488655>Cope, her mixed children are all good looking too.>>83488655>Cope, her mixed children are all good looking too.
>>83487679they're ugly because seal is ugly not because they're mixed
>>83488655>>83488723Hahaha fucking delusional nigger
>>83487418Banning porn will never male fat women more fuckable
>>83487666>LoVe>lOvE making
>>83487666>You are missing out on loveKek good joke. Foids are incapable of love.
>>83487679Maybe they should stand up straight and close their fucking mouths
>>83487473to think even a gooner such as myself could be humbled like this
>>83487413yeah its not wrong to prefer masturbating to jumping over a dozen hoops for sex.
>>83488580>cuckservatives simping over a coal burning whoreIncredible. Cuckservatives are so pussy whipped worship foids more than they hate niggers.
>>83487413Someone use AI to make these bitches kiss.
>>83489680>>83489697They are, just not with incels.
>>83491751>Someone use AI to make these bitches kiss.they kissed for real though
>>83491856>this simp actually believes that foids love himKWAB. Literal retard.
>>83493287Imagine going through life completely unable to comprehend the meaning of words strung together in a particular order.
>>83493812>MUST>DEFEND>FOIDSI hope one day we find a cure for you simps.
>>83493857>calling foids chad only is defending themgod you're just really really stupid