>tfw i'm 5'4 and my biggest sexual desire is to completely dominate a girl who's way taller than me where's my 6'0 fembot gf i could mating press on new years...
>>83488599You're not uniqueThis post gets made every week
>>83488599fuck off back to r/shortguys midge. this is an averagecel board
>>83488607that's cause short guys have the best taste even when it comes to sex stuff... >>83488611>tfw too much of a truecel for r9k
>>83488635midges think they are temporarily embarrassed chads and look down on averagecels
>>83488644>midges think they are temporarily embarrassed chads and look down on averagecelsi don't think we're in a position to look down on anybody....
I'm a tall Asian guy and I want to date a similar height white girl
>>83488680thanks for sharing with the class, tall asian-kun
>>83488599there has to be at least one ultra tall girl on this board, r-right
>>83488607This isn't remotely true, OP and I are the only ones to ever post this feel, every other manlet on this board is a mommy dom faggot.
>>83489519Bullshit, there are at least 3 of us.
>>83489519>>83489556smalldom really is the most underrated tag out there
>>83489602I do pretty much this exact thing with my wife (except she's lazy instead of sporty)
>>83489612you're living every short boy's dream, but especially mine...
>>83489519>>83489556and i'm the third. woman 5+ inches taller than me in 2026 or i riot
>>83488599I'm actually 6'4" IRL, freak tall, but you wouldn't be able to
>>83489612So she's fat?
>>83489829>but you wouldn't be able towatch me try. anyway you're my gf now
>>83489829I guarantee that I'd make you submit, you beautiful Great Dane ass bitch, I'll act up and kiss you if you don't get the hell out of this thread right now.
>>83489842If you're 5'4" you're like a little boy and it's not happening
>>83489842>you beautiful Great Dane ass bitchholy KEK dude >>83489874>and it's not happeningnot with that attitude! there's nothing wrong with being a 25 year old little boy
>>83489874Nta but I'm a similar height and I can guarantee that you will immediately submit, the strength of a woman doesn't compare to the strength of a man
>>83489874Let me prove it to you, you'd be surprised.
>>83489905Maybe if he's a bodybuilder otherwise a tiny boy could never
>>83489916>Maybe if he's a bodybuilderis this built enough for ya?t. OP
>>83489916Not really no, I'm 5'6 and I've wrestled against girls like half a foot taller than me, im literally a twink
>>83489928Snd I'm almost a full foot taller and decently fit myself >>83489919Pretty good but not enough
>>83489938>Pretty good but not enoughso you're saying that not even my super awesome, veiny arm could sway you over?!
>>83489938>I'm almost a full foot taller and decently fit myselfThat's cute, adorable even, but all it'd take is my thumb in your mouth and a hand on your neck and you'll be beneath me like a good little girl, I'll make you feel two inches tall.
>>83489951yeah okay whatever kid>>83489950I didn't say that, just that it couldn't force me over
>>83489957>yeah okay whatever kidBelittling me only makes me want to try harder sweetheart
>>83489957>I didn't say that, just that it couldn't force me overkeep talking and we're gonna end up like this (demon tail included)
>>83489833>So she's fat?Yep, and it makes her more sweaty and more fun to squeeze
>>83490050unfathomable levels of based are found within this post
>>83490050>>83490085One word.Yuck.
I need a fat wife with huge tits right now>>83490098>t.foid
>>83490098there isn't a more PURE and PERFECT pairing in the world than fatass tall girl x fit short boy
>>83489938>decently fit myselfI wish there are more girls like that on this board. There are plenty of fit guys but I would really love to date someone who's both nerdy and athletic.
>>83490124There's a big problem with this image: the condom
>>83490102I'm a grown adult man that wants a beautiful wife, not a pig for a partner.>>83490124I couldn't think of anything more nightmarish.
>>83490191TRUTH. >>83490195>grownthis isn't the thread for you, buddy!! we're all about not being grown here
>>83490195Oh well, more venuses for the rest of us.
>>83490237another day of wishing Kim Pine was real and she was my wife
>>83490363My wife is a Ramona Flowers gigastacy (fat) and I'm thankful for it every day
>>83490427pls tell me how to acquire a chubby, tall wife who'll let me sniff her sweaty pits every day
>>83490480I got mine at a my little pony convention but I think those are pretty much picked clean in current year. Best of luck.
>>83490508>tfw no conventions at all in my eastern euro shithole, much less MLP ones every day i get further proof that all americancels are all just volcels
>fat fetishist browncels shit up a completely unrelated thread againWhy are they like this?
>>83490545i'm OP and i honestly don't mind whether the girl is fit or fat as long as she's significantly taller than me. my tastes when it comes to this stuff are pretty flexible
>>83490569>are pretty flexibleJust like tall women once we're done folding them
I am 5'10 and my dream is to find a girl significantly taller than me that isn't afraid of wearing heels and being even taller
>short and insecure rent>actual track record of ruining a 6'3 rabbityeah u are to trust.try reversing the role and see in prison.ur 5'4 and everyoneelse is 5'10 min and muscular. will you be a good guy or bad guy there? will you be emasculated to the extremes? like bbc gaping porn ...
>>83490671THIS. there's probably no greater sight out there than mating pressing a tall girl and seeing her huuge, long legs all spread out and dangling in the air (or on your shoulders) >>83490695>isn't afraid of wearing heels and being even talleryou just unlocked a brand new layer to my kink>tfw no tall gf who goes up to 6'8 when wearing heels
>>83490770Extreme ESL-posting
>>83490779>you just unlocked a brand new layer to my kinkthe thing is, there are girls irl that are 6'8 without heels, so this is a feasible kink
>>83490797yeah thirdie. you are talking to a forensic translator. i didnt mess up my writing.
>>83490873>there are girls irl that are 6'8 without heelsthis is the kind of life fuel i needed right now
>>83490903If you want even more life fuel, I have met one girl that is 6'7, she's not very good looking but she's married. She doesn't like wearing heels, but I saw her wearing them once. She was more than a head taller than everyone else in the room... lucky husband.
>>83490952>She doesn't like wearing heels, but I saw her wearing them once. She was more than a head taller than everyone else in the roomeven just the mental image of that is enough to get me DIAMONDS. hope that lucky bastard counts his blessings erryday
>>83491044Same, man. Imagine marrying a girl with the body and height of Anna Smrek and getting to see her in heels all the time. Hugging her from behind would literally put her butt on your chest.
>>83490779tall girl legs on my shoulders... tall girl legs wrapped around my waist but still sticking out on either side... tall girl legs twitching... >>83490952NEVER KILL YOURSELF. SHE'S OUT THERE
>>83488599I'm 5'4" too, my GF is a DDLG sub. That's like a super sub. She's 5'7", I need to make her start wearing high heels.
>>83491122>Hugging her from behind would literally put her butt on your chest.AHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE FEELS >>83491239MUST LIVE FOR TALL GIRL LEGS >>83491267THIS ANON IS ALSO LIVING MY DREAM!! i'm getting reinvigorated by all this life fuel, just what i needed before the new year
>>83491239These are all nice. I also enjoy tall girl legs held by my elbows under her knees and tall girl legs laying propped open on pillows.
>>83491277>THIS ANON IS ALSO LIVING MY DREAMHere's a fun fact, women can have most of their height in their legs. When we sit, I'm taller than her lol.
>>83491239>NEVER KILL YOURSELF. SHE'S OUT THEREI think I'm doing it anyway.>>83491277>AHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE FEELSHere's another scenario: since you're 5'4, if a 6'8 girl wore heels you wouldn't be able to reach her tits, not even with the top of your head. If you hug her, all you'd be able to see is her stomach.
>>83491277i used to have these treasures... i used to have 5'5-5'9 height difference... but i remain strong knowing the next one WILL be taller
>>83491267kill yourself >>83491277pathetic faggot go back to plebbit
>>83491296>Here's a fun fact, women can have most of their height in their legs. When we sit, I'm taller than her lol.STOP ITTTT, I'M REACHING UNTHINKABLE LEVELS OF HORNY >>83491386>you wouldn't be able to reach her tits, not even with the top of your head. If you hug her, all you'd be able to see is her stomach.YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE >tfw her tits can rest on my head while i worship her tummy >>83491394WE MUST ALWAYS GO TALLER
>>83488680i'm a hapa and i want to date a hapa that's exactly the same height as me
>>83491415>>tfw her tits can rest on my head while i worship her tummyPretty much. That's my dream scenario, that's why I posted this image: >>83490873. Imagine dancing with a girl in that position. At this point, it's more comfortable to hold one of her legs. Or she can dance in front of you, pressing you against the wall with her butt.
>>83491446why do hapas always have some sort of BPD >>83491458one of the reasons i work out is because i wanna be strong enough to manhandle girls who're way taller than me and then watch them get all flustered and embarrassed when they realize they've become a short guy's plaything
>>83491446I'm Asian and I want to date a hapa girl roughly my height, but either taller and shorter is fine too.
need a tall gf so bad bros......
>>83492435felt, brother... felt... >>83491494i respect the dwarven path but i prefer to gnomemaxx. be cute and personable and whimsical so she is genuinely surprised at being dominated by such a creature
>>83492476>the dwarven pathkek, i'm not very masculine at all. still can't grow any facial hair at 25, and can barely grow any body hair (there's a pic of it ITT) so i'm just hoping i can meet a a super tall shotacon femanon who'll like me for my boyish looks while also being legal and being able to fulfill her most depraved fantasies
>>83492476Based. I'm a dwarfmaxxer but I respect anyone that gets results on the gnome route.
>>83493069my natural personality is more gnome so i enjoy it more but anyone with the dedication to dwarf is respectable
>>83493158gnome bros rise up
>>83493676i ran this by my friend who's 5'8 and she says she's team gnome so any of you who need it can take that as advice
I like to think of myself of an elf but at 5'7" with facial hair I'm realistically more of a gnome
>>83493828okay so we have >dwarf>elf>gnomeany other short guy classifications?
>>83494149Hobbits, goblins, kobolds, puppies
>>83494301i feel like we have four main types here in theory.the Dwarf:>hairy>works out, ripped body contrasts height>seeks to dominate and restrain tall women physically >more aggressive/forwardthe Gnome:>funny-looking>whimsical, with shortness part of the charm>seeks to convince tall women to be with him for his personality, with domination secondary>less forward than the dwarf but more sexual than the elfthe Elf:>pretty in a feminine way>more likely to wear makeup, crossdress, have a skincare routine>seeks tall women as beautiful equals, dominates because he knows femininity better than they do>acts like he's too good for sex, isn'tthe Goblin>just straight up a freak with it>smelly, unwashed, possibly from a hole in the ground>seeks to dominate tall women as a short twist on ugly bastard fetishism>do not approach
>>83494929this is gold, i'm saving this
>>83495039manlet taxonomy is an important field it's an honor to do my part
>6'1>want a gf way taller than meits over
