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I wish a moid would let me assault him
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>>83489226
Hi hello im right here
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>>83489233
Drop ur discord right neow!
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>>83489243
I cant. Discord wont let me make an account. Fuck my cucked nigger life. Its literally so over.
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>pov:
Nobody except me knows what it means or notices that 9 times out of 10 it's incorrect. We are sheep, pure and simple.
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That's based he knows he deserved it. I have fantasies of beating my bf up but I settle for wrestling and "accidentally" bend things the wrong way sometimes and act like I didn't know
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my ex was like this she would rant about the stupidest shit and I'd just go 'haha yeah I guess, you're so cute when you're passionate'
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>>83489248
Why would they not let you make an account?
Why do you come here just to lie?
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>>83489303
You passed the test
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>>83489226
this is incredibly low level Brad behavior

I've seen the biggest Chads beat the living fuck out of girls their entire life, and you will never see more dedicated or obsessed women, typically over the type of dude who isnt even employed. Sensational.
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>>83489226
It's sad knowing that if I'll ever get a gf, this will probably happen to me. I'm a very soft man unfortunately, and all my best friends always slowly turned to mock me all the time for some reason, from my middle school best friend, then my middle to highschool best friend. I'm an incel chud now lol, but if I ever get a gf, the cycle will repeat and I won't do anything about it due to my attachment issues so I'll only get codependent.
Is it over? I just want a soft, sensitive, shy gf like me
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>>83489495
The spineless simp faggot test?
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>>83489226
Why do you want to assault someone? To feel powerful and in control, or because you want to feel like you will still be loved even if you act horribly? Or some other reason?
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>>83489226
where are u from dumbass
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yeah when i got on prison then a big guy

>started to mock
>couldnt do anything since hed demolish my head
>anyone start turnon to mock me for being GAy
>i got out 15 years later with a demolished anus

i ea
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>>83490193
both. i almost cummed when i touched her titties but that grew to be the most expensive tittygrope in history. i pair bonded with a historymaker sadly.
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>>83489226
My wife gets drunk and beats the shit out of me regularly lul
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>>83489534
what if shes soft and sensitive when shes not assaulting you?
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>>83489226
Depends on what you mean by assaulting. I'm all for femdom but not actual abuse.
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>>83489226
I get so hard thinking about baiting a woman into trying to hit me, overpowering her and seeing that look on her face as she realises how weak and fragile she really is before becoming my sex doll. I managed to do this once and i will do it again.
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>>83489226
would u physically abuse an smol east coast moider
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>>83489490
They want a phone number but I dont have access to one rn. Im not lying.
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>>83489226
I will let you if you are a bio female
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>>83489226
Imagine being tall and getting to have a gf solely because of your height.
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>>83490171
its called saving yourself a headache.
let her tire herself put by ranting about pointless bullshit, then hit her with a "damn babe, that sounds really bad, how about we watch WALL-E (and you give me some pussy)"
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>>83489226
Punch my nuts fembot
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Yeah I'd let you assault me (jk, I'd snap yo neck)
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>>83489226
would you assault a manlet bf???
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>>83493008
She wouldn't have a manlet bf in the first place.
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why did he press charges if he was gonna bail her out? fake and straight
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>>83493136
maybe someone else witnessed it and she got arrested with overwhelming proof
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>>83489226
I wish a foid would try to assault me so I could overpower her, pin her down and breed her
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>>83489534
PLSSS DROP UR DISCORD
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>>83493905
someone had to take the pic after all
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>>83491944
Discord rn
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>>83494292
kl0mss
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Assault my penis with your vagina.
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>>83489534
Same but I actually want a gf that will abuse me while telling me she loves me because that's what my mom did.
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>>83494287
I'm not retarded, leave me alone
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>>83495135
>that's what my mom did.
That's probably a part of it, we probably have mommy issues or something. Idk, I love my mom (not in that way) but when she met my dad, at first they were both in a church, although my dad didn't really go there often, this was during the Soviet Union and people were usually atheist. My dad was a young thug and didn't respect anyone, and I guess only his mother would set him straight. After that, my dad was near some shop, standing by the entrance and smoking a cigarette. My mom was going to the same shop and recognized him from the church and was confused and offended that he was smoking, and so she approached him, smacked his cigarette out of his mouth, and went inside the store. My dad was at first offended, thinking what kind of witch just threw out my cigarette, but then he saw her and fell in love with her at first sight. He sort of told her to follow him, and he explained to her why she should be his wife one day, and he had the feeling that she was moreso intimidated than interested, too scared to immediately leave.
My dad told me this story and then I asked my mom about it and she said that the reason he probably enjoyed it so much was because he saw his mother in her in that moment. My mom doesn't really have the concept of mommy issues or sigmund Freud, it's just coincidental.
I think if a woman did that to me, I'd fall in love too
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>>83490479
Lol idk anymore, I'd take anyone at this point. I guess I wouldn't mind her being mean in bed...
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>>83489226
another thread where a fag posts as a woman for attention
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>>83495215
I made 4 posts here (5 now) and none of them are even inferring that op is some foid.
Anyone who unironically thinks women post on 4chan is just retarded
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>>83495235
There are so many girls who post on r9k
There have been multiple egirls
Why do moids keep saying this, so annoying
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>>83495140
Pleaseeee Ill treat u good Im extremely sensitive and shy
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>>83495586
>There are so many girls who post on r9k
Ok let's pretend this is true. Why? Why would you come here instead of going to fuck Chad irl?



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