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>learn how to bake muffins
>no bf to bake for
>learn how to knit a garter stitch scarf (just started a rib stitch arm warmer)
>no bf to knit for
>grow spinach and yarrow
>no bf to share them with
it's over.
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>tfw no gf with low self-esteem to love bomb and give attention too until she's completely co-dependent on me then slowly eradicate her self worth through verbal and physical abuse until she's basically my broken slave who would never think of breaking up with me
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>>83490169
I offered to be your friend sufemacist but you didn't think I was serious
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>>83490186
moids will post this and then call me a bitch

>>83490200
im sorry, no one has liked me since i was a kid. we can talk later but i need to go get ready for the day rn
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>>83490214
>we can talk later
Is there somewhere we can talk at or do you mean talking here?
>no one has liked me since i was a kid
That really sucks. People are hard.
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>>83490214
You're a bitch regardless of what anyone else posts. I seriously doubt you're pretty enough for any man to put up with how much of a cunt you are.
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>>83490169
Why would you complain about no bf, I thought you wanted to personally kill me and all other males for existing?
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>>83490169
you're ugly foid, and fat too

nmp
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>>83490169
If I ever had a gf and she gave me high quality gifts like this on a daily basis, I would feel guilty for not being able to properly reciprocate.
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>>83490169
Since when do you want a bf?
We all thought you just wanted to kill moids like >>83490251 said.
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>>83490169
Why would you want a bf if you hate all men except for some dead guy who probably hated your guts anyway? Why haven't you kys'd already?
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>>83490227
>Is there somewhere we can talk at or do you mean talking here?
eithers fine, i if u wanna email me i made a new email jamesmadisimp@gmail.com

>>83490234
moids never turn down sex.
funny how you post this and claim that women are shallow

>>83490269
you could pay her back by not getting triggered at her for trying to make her happy and not lying on her and cheating on her and beating her

>>83490251
>>83490619
>>83490649
retards. i do want to kill you, and i want nothing to do with you because youre nothing but pieces of shit
>you want a bf to fuck and chill with, but you dont want to get lied to, cheated on, and abused, and not even get anything you actually wanted?!?!?! women are so inconsistent, they dont even know what they want2!!
it baffles me how you pretend this is some contradiction. moids irl are not imaginary husbands
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>>83490649
wait, i just realized how silly this is. all moids hate women, and i dont think James Madison is an angel or something, he's just stupidly sexy
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>>83491362
>all moids hate women, and i dont think James Madison is an angel or something, he's just stupidly sexy
Nah, I just hate losers like you.
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>>83491399
it's quite basic knowledge that moids hate women. even mfs who deny this know that moids hate their wives and gfs
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>>83490169
do you have friends sufemacist? like, other women you get along with. couldn't you share things with and do things for them?
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>>83490169
Go on a dating app and let 6'4 chad pump and dump you.
Your legs will be shaking afterwards
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>>83491423
>it's quite basic knowledge that moids hate women
I love women. My body said so. You're basically speaking on men's behalf when you'll never know what it's like to be a man. I live with the torment of desire for a woman every day. It is something you couldn't even comprehend.
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>>83491423
How old are you surfmaster?
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>>83490169
Heh, maybe you should've learned to dress as anime girl instead
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>>83490169
>yarrow
I am intrigued! What species of yarrow do you grow? Achillea millefolium is one of the most common weeds where I live (Poland), I like its smell and I collected and dried some flowers this year but I think I gave them away.
Or do you mean the Achillea ptarmica? I grew that this year, I hope for its beautiful flowers next year. Or maybe the yellow yarrow? I only heard of it.
inb4 you're australian and in the middle of the growing season while I am freezing
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>>83491428
no, i never really made friends after moving when i was 10

>>83491432
>accidentally admits that he's triggered because women aren't whores

>>83491443
>I love women. My body said so.
you want to fuck women. that doesnt change the fact that you hate us. you want to hurt us even more than you want to fuck us
>I HATE WOMEN1!!11
>I HATE WOMEN1!!11
>I HATE WOMEN1!!11
>I HATE WOMEN1!!11
>"Guys, I'm starting to think that men don't like women"
>Why are you speaking on our behalf??? I HATE WOMEN1!!11
>I HATE WOMEN1!!11
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>Grr I hate men so much, all men are pigs >:(
>Waah, why can't I find a good man ;_;

Why are femcels like this
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>>83491480
So what's your big plan to get a perfect bf then?
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>>83491480
>you want to fuck us but you still hate us
You can't fuck that which you hate. For us love and desire are closely linked. Hatred for the opposite sex is just sexual frustration in denial. Kinda like what you're doing but for men. I may be suffering but I'm not lying to myself. I like women, that's why I wanna fuck 'em.
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>>83491452
I'm not gonna fuck you

>>83491455
You should learn to dress as a maid

>>83491460
It's Achillea Millefolium.
I live in the northern US, I'm growing it because I have actually managed to keep it alive, I love the leaves, and I eventually want to plant it outside to attract bugs.
It's pretty cold here, the red light is a heat lamp
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>>83490169
>learn to play the piano
>tfw no gf to write songs for
>learn woodworking
>tfw no gf to build stuff she can use around the house
>learn to cook
>tfw no gf to fatten up with my new dishes
it never began.
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>>83491515
are you actually retarded?
i'm not looking for moids. good moids dont exist.
>Women should be property, women should be kept in cages, we should be allowed to rape women and children and beat them to death
>Why do you hate men?

>>83491516
retard. im not looking for a bf. all moids are vermin to be stomped out

>>83491547
>You can't fuck that which you hate
bullshit. moids constantly brag about wanting to hatefuck women. you only feel anger and horniness, and they are intertwined for you, so you hate your gfs and wives the most. it is very basic knowledge that moids hate their gfs and wives. after all, you constantly project it.
you hate prostitutes, and you refuse to stop buying them, and you want women and girls to get sex trafficked by the fucking government like some sort of rape communism.

>Hatred for the opposite sex is just sexual frustration in denial
ALL moids hate women. even henry cavill or whatever "gigachad" youre most jealous of.
>Kinda like what you're doing
because moids are whores, straight women cant be incels
>I like women, that's why I wanna fuck 'em.
you deliberately make sex agonizing for women. you literally demand child sex slaves. all. the. time.
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>>83491555
Funny how one person's weed is another person's treausure... it's a very sturdy perenial, it grows on sand and doesn't care for frost or trampling.
Have you looked into USDA hardiness zones? You can find plants that fit your climate, I am sure. Sadly, the further north, the fewer plants. Unless you keep them indoors with artificial lighting, or annuals with a heated greenhouse. I've been gardening for several years now, it's big in my family and in my country. I am depressed and it's one of the few things that bring me joy and that I consider meaningful and worthwhile.
What's your favourite plant/s?
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>>83491555
I'd learn to dress as a maid if I looked good in a maid uniform, but a very tall and very unfeminine guy would not look good in a maid uniform.
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>>83490169
Please be my gf sufemacist I want to warm your cold femcel heart...
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>>83491480
friends might be an easier place to start than a bf... that way moids don't have to be involved until you have a good enough support base to deal with it
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>>83491555
>I'm not gonna fuck you
I don't want to fuck you I want to know if you're old or young
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I forgot to add- some people dry the yarrow flowers (not the leaves for some reason) and add them to tea. I think I dried some but lost it.
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>>83491613
>evil people exist, therefore all men are evil
You're pretty low-iq if you think this way.
>you're jealous of henry cavill
I'm not. I couldn't care less about the guy.
>because moids are whores
It takes two to tango, which means for every man whore there's a woman whore that goes with it. You're extremely dense, it's kinda impressive.
>you deliberately make sex agonizing for women. you literally demand child sex slaves
>let me tell you what you want
I'm a monogamist. Go away.
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>>83491613
Ok? Lmao just find a foid to be your pretend bf. What even is the point of this thread?
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>>83491618
Yeah im in zone 6a so I'm kind of limited.
I kept my yarrow outside during the summer and at one point I thought the heat killed it. I know it could survive outside since it's naturally occurring where I live, but I want to be careful.

Tbh my favorite plants are coast redwoods. Those forests are heaven, it's something you can't imagine unless you've expirienced it
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>>83491631
im 18, why do you ask?

>>83491646
oooo, that's rad :O

>>83491650
moids constantly brag about the fact that they are all the same.
>It takes two to tango
yes, moids have gay sex whenever no woman is around, moids fuck female whores (literal or not) at any opportunity, and moids constantly bitch about not getting laid.
>I'm a monogamist
moids never turn down sex. this is such an obvious lie

>>83491653
im not gay
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>>83491725
>im 18, why do you ask?
I was going to email you but that's way too young sorry
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>>83491725
>yes, moids have gay sex whenever no woman is around
Riiiiiight. lol
>let me tell you what you want
lol No.
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>>83491692
I am 6b so it's not too far away! It's too late now but pansies are amazing. My grandma gathers the seeds and sows them in autumn, then gives me a bunch (like 50 this year) tiny plants. I put them in my garden and on the balcony. They are unbelievably frost-resistant, then bloom for many many months in spring. Lupine is also really good. It grows on Iceland. Coleostephus and Iberis amara hyacinthiflora have very short life-cycles fitting your short growing season. There are countless plants for you to discover.
>Tbh my favorite plants are coast redwoods. Those forests are heaven, it's something you can't imagine unless you've expirienced it
Have you been there?! I'd love to... america has amazing flora, I also want to see your cypress bog-forests, and your tulip tree forests, and eat your hickory nuts, and the majestic evergreen oaks... I know quite a lot about your trees but I will never have enough money to cross the ocean. Shame. I did see some sequioas in Western Germany, but of course they are only a few hundred years old.
Dunno what my favourite is. I love hollyhocks cause I can grow this enormous bush from a tiny seed. Sunflowers and petunias because they attract a ton of polinators. Strawflowers are the ultimate dry bouquet flower. I could yap about gardening all day.
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>>83491725
>18yo foid that got bullied in school and now takes her anger on the internet until she gets a bf (who is totally not like the others) and moves on in life
Gtfo my board already
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>>83491725
>moids have gay sex whenever no woman
Actually we're all perfect gentlemen to every single woman in the world except you. All the other women are in on it and enjoy tricking you too.
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if you hate moids so much, then why do you come here to get their attention? lmao
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>>83491808
Simple. She doesn't. This is her own weird way of expressing love towards the opposite sex.
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>>83491814
She's a tsundere brat type, begging for correction.
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>>83491362
>moids never turn down sex.
I would. I've never been offered sex on a plate, but even if I was, the suggestion feels incredibly shallow.
>you could pay her back by not getting triggered at her for trying to make her happy and not lying on her and cheating on her and beating her
I would never be angry at that. If anything I'd feel more inadequate. I'd hope to compensate. I'd never hit a girl, let alone my girlfriend.
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>>83491613
>i'm not looking for moids
You literally express a desire of having a bf in the very first post.

>>Women should
I say none of those things.
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>>83491820
>She's a tsundere brat type
Yes. And a really annoying one too. She's been doing this stuff for ages. She must be pretty thirsty I think.



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