Greetings, anons.For fembots (female):>What's your boobie type according to this chart?>If different, what is the boobie type you would like to ideally have?For robots (male):>What's your ideal boobie type if you ever had a gf/wife?Let's keep the thread cordial and not body-shaming please.>inb4 le plebbit bodyshaming buzzwordAll I mean is just don't be pricks. If someone likes X or has X it's ok, no need to be mean about it.Also please tell me if the chart names are fun or ok, I was just trying to meme it into 4chan but I'm a tard so maybe you guys got better ideas.
it literally doesn't even matter ever guy is just happy if he can see them he doesn't even care what it looks like only you incels do because your watch so much porn that you have unrealistic body standards for women
>>83490598I appreciate your post. It's good to be honest and vent some thoughts out of your mind.Truth is there is a lot of diversity in that sense. Is there anything else you'd like to share referring to body standards and the like?
>>83490294I have normie tier but I'm pretty skinny so they're not as big. Also inverted nipples.Pretty happy with how they are although they could be a cup or two bigger.
>>83490294I think I the second or third one but you can take an estimate by looking at it >>83483143
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>>83490294Barbie and Stacy
>>83490668>Pretty happy with how they areYeah that's the best attitude, at the end of the day it's what really matters.>>83490678Welcome to the thread, fembot.Yeah I agree you must be somewhere inbetween ig, and that's a great place to be at, if you ask me.>>83490680Ladies and gentlemen, the expert enters the thread lmao>>83490750LOL picrel
>>83490294i think im the inbetween of average and stacylite. areola makes it hard to tell however
>>83490786>great place to be atI would rather be the barbie or stacy
>>83490294My type is flat or close to it, which isn't displayed on the chart.
>>83490294>maleTrick question. I was never going to be allowed to have sex so what I like doesn't matter. It's like asking what color I'd like the sky to be. Doesn't matter, I have no control over it.
>>83490294>maleStacylite. Barbie nipples look too high up to me.
>>83490294tfw beckyis there a way to fix it or just surgery will do it?
Another day, another demoralizing threads. But I would be surprised if any moid genuinely felt attracted the average, becky and gigabecky ones. I don't need another thread to know moids like perky boobs
>>83492231And you like tall guys. At least we admit our superficial/shallow limitations.
>>83492243My crush is 5'7 tall
>>83492231All shapes and sizes of boob can be lusted after
>>83492258I don't believe women, sorry.
So can it go...
>>83492346is this surprising to you??
OP back in the thread.>>83490794>>83490841I guess boobs may be far more complex than this chart after all kek.Technically flat for instance would be the first type as there's no sagging, but that'd be the case only because size wouldn't be a variable here.>>83490806Fair enough. It's totally ok to wish they were different. What matters is you can feel happy the way you are regardless, as >>83490664 said.(1/2)
>>83492346This is why you were supposed to be married already, so this wouldn't matter to your husband of 3+ years.
>>83492388nojust sad
>>83490806My wrong, I meant what >>83490668 said lol.>>83492098It's ok, friend. You can vent, and know that as long as you're in this thread, what you like DOES matter.>>83492214Once skin and ligaments stretch I guess anatomically there's not really a way back. This said, it doesn't mean that it's something that needs to be "fixed".>>83492231>Another day, another demoralizing threadsNo lol sorry the aim of this thread is actually the opposite lmao.(2/2)
>>83492346OP here. That's an interesting pic of natural changes, thanks for sharing. Where's this from?
>>83490294I'm normie tier but MUCH smaller than her. it's ok though even though I get tit mogged by everybody I do have a very nice pair
>>83492421>it doesn't mean that it's something that needs to be "fixed"theyre ugly and i hate themimagine if your dick was deformed. would you want anyone to see it?
>>83490678you've been posting a lot lately, its nice. do you do much dating irl? and how is your libido?
>>83492346they look hot in the 2025 pic too, they probably just changed due to weight gain.
>>83490294>What's your ideal boobie type if you ever had a gf/wife?My gf's are n"normie-tier" in terms of firmness. Compared to the chart they 're much smaller and with much larger areolas though, which I love.I don't really have an "ideal", I believe there's beauty in all of them. If anything. The "normie tier" and "stacylite" as drawn in the chart (big-to-medium size, unremarkable nipples) are kinda boring to me. A bit too conventional for my tastes, I feel like a little but of "weirdness" makes a body much more charming.
>>83492421Please don't come with this bullshit. I know that thread is meant to be demoralizing at least other posters don't hide under false positivity
>>83492440>I'm normie tier but MUCH smaller than herYeah. This chart is kinda wrong because it's only centered on the mammary fold line but totally ignores size, so I'm sorry because I wish sizes could be represented too.>>83492446>imagine if your dick was deformedMaybe it is. I'm a dicklet by this board's standards where any dick under 6 inches is deemed "short". Penis curves to the right and upwards. And if that's not enough, paraphimotic type 2 as well. There's a risk of medical urgency and literal gangrene if foreskin doesn't fold back when hard.>would you want anyone to see it?It's not like I'm flashing it everywhere lmfao. But I would with a person who I felt comfortable with and not judged, if this happened I would.You're not uglier because of this. You don't deserve to hate yourself either because you're not flawed.>>83492549Thanks for your contribution, and I think that's a quite nice way of thinking you have. Charming is definitely the right word there, anon.>>83492593It's fine. But if there's a way I can make you change your mind, please stay in the thread and let me know.
OP here, it's been a nice thread for a Friday. Thanks to everyone who contributed.Hitting the sack now. If the thread's still up see you all tomorrow here, or in other threads.
>>83492421we need a titty compass one axis for size and another one for sag/perkyness
>>83492406it does matter to them though. married men just develop addictions to pornography or cheat and then wonder why they're divorced at 40
>>83490294>Met wife. She's a stacylite>Bred her twice, kinda looking like Becky>Convince her to stop wearing bras, looks like she's moving into average territory. Then she pierced her nips. Would you agree between average and becky?
>>83494066Just the shitty ones who don't get laid often. I do consume, but more so to get ideas on what I want to do next.
>>83494066>married menExactly, the men who are allowed to get married are the ones who do this. Stop being Chad Only.
