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Peep Show edition
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Dobby best girl
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good edish this x
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rubbish edish this x
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Got more cheese to eat. We went overboard on the cheese this year x
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Early night for me desu desu.
Got plans tomorrow. And no not cottaging.
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>>83490475
Bossman told you to come in?
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having a cheeky wank to THAT video
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>>83490485
Keeping it private so I am.
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>>83490409
Dobby would get it for sure
Dirty nerdy girl
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feel sick as fuck ate too much last couple days xx
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>>83490409
Always had a crush on Dobs
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>>83490491
Which video is that then ladberg
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What's up you yuro cucks. I do like peep show.
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Corrr match on soon
Saint Nick shall score a goal on Boxing Day
To bed after
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Wrongun Walliams still on the tellybox
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Strong case of heartburn for me rn
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has that anon garn beehive to beat up hhl yet?
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>>83490604
He was never going to beat up Sean
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>>83490616
can't believe he'd lie to us, not rite
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>>83490616
Would you beat up HHL, chika?
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>>83490624
No
I do not believe in violence
More of a lover than a fighter me
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>>83490624
It's a fake Chika bro. But no why would I? He's annoying to me sometimes but I don't wish him any harm. Plus I'm not hard anyway. Never really been in a fight. Pathetically.
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>Peep Show

it's alright, i suppose, but it's no Hyperdrive.
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>>83490652
This is the fake chika
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>>83490648
>>83490652
>>83490657
I am the real chika.
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Dad got me a book on a diazepam addict knowing i'm one myself
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I'm relaxed and feverish on Boxing Day. You can't make me bothered little dude. In my lane and flourishing.
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i believe the Chika that speculated something that will turn out to be correct.

he does that a lot.
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>>83490711
I do be doing that sometimes
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I've never listened to a Smiths song.
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>>83490711
If you mean my football prediction, I nearly always get those wrong tbf. Pure vibes.
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>>83490721
Very sad of you. Are you even a /britfeel/er
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>>83490701
someone famous, or just a random guy "telling his story"?

don't get me wrong, i'll waffle here, but i feel like there's not a lot to say. even heroin is boring.

that goth YouTuber lassie a couple of lads here were into, she DID sound like she had some interesting anecdotes tbqh. would buy her book if i could read.
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>>83490719
>>83490728
i believe the more humble one. Chika is humble when you say nice things.
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>>83490740
Common sense prevails
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got a enamel smiths pin for xmas coincidently
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>>83490740
I mean it's pretty obvious if you know me at all. Although the impersonator does try and be "clever" by saying utterly banal and inoffensive things sometimes that I would have no disagreement with. But then why bother, it's not a troll if you're just gonna be like
>Having some toast lads
What's the point? Deeply weird behaviour.

And he's obsessed with this idea of cottaging. Which is an ancient term. I'm more blunt anyway I would just say if I was up to weird things like that. He's also obsessed with other posters "being 40 years old". I've seen the type. Bitter old men. He reminds me of someone I used to watch on YouTube actually. Hmmm makes you think.
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>>83490705
Good to hear lad. Don't let that twoll get under your skin!
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Toast. There's a great idea
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>>83490799
I can't argue with that. I have at least one slice a day.
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My birthday in 6 days x
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Miss travelling me. Working in an office everyday and being stuck is an adventurers nightmare x
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there's an obvious syntactic tell, and maybe the imposter is even doing it knowingly, but it makes me AFRAID TO SAY because then he or she might fix it ( ._.)

Hostlad was fucking right man. we do just pick up on these things.
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>>83490821
I mean the most obvious tell is just some completely stupid rubbish about cottaging.
Or using words I said once or twice ages ago constantly, as if I use them commonly enough to be picked up on. In his head he probably thinks this makes him some sort of analytical genius like rain man kek. In reality he just has absolutely no life and thousands of hours in the archive. Talk about failure to launch.
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Haven't had a proper drink in 6 years
None of the party powder either
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Girlfriend wants to get married, I don't.

I think this might be it, can feel a break up coming because of this. My fault really.
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>>83490843
you're the real deal. i've said my piece.
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I mean I'm not on the child protection register... yet!
Which proves I'm not a paedo!
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It a nu day X

Phwoar
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>>83490914
forgot to attach your avatar chika lad
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>>83490409
April was the one
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>>83490914
i'd fucking HOPE you're on the child protection register. imagine not registering to protect children.
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>He doesn't go on a Boxing Day hunt
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for me it's the Russian lesbian (whose name i've forgotten). if i was Jez, i could have fixed her.
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>>83490971
boxing day hog peeling
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Boxing day night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
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>>83490957
Like I would make a post like that. Use your brain.
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>On the 25th, Aichi Prefectural Police arrested Nagoya City employee Kengo Kato (26), resident of Asada Heiko 1, Nisshin City, on suspicion of violating the prefecture's nuisance prevention ordinance, for allegedly installing a camera in a junior high school girls' restroom for the purpose of secretly filming. He reportedly admitted to the charges, saying, "I installed the small camera because I wanted to see the genitals of female students."

That is honestly mad
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Got so many books to read but I'm still refreshing britfeel every 10 seconds. Hate this instant gratification shit
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>the Geordie one is some mental lass because that's 'what they're like up there'
>describes a Sunderland night out as violent when most of them are safe

fucking southern toff writers just making shit up probably going off 'what they've heard' it's racism plain and simple.
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>>83490987
whenever you say this, i wonder when the NON-loser hours are
because i post in those too, so does it balance out?
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Thread is dead tonight. Hmm
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>>83491022
We are all watching the manchester newcastle match in the beehive together
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Just put the sprog to bed. Now enjoying a nice glass of wine x
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Nice norks on the daughter on the euro camp advert though
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>>83491022
Only complete no-lifers are currently ITT
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>>83491030
Enjoy your wine (zimmy?)
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just dropped the fattest, smelliest, most insane log of my life down the loo
there goes the last couple days of food, tummy hurts now
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Might garn bed soon actually, quite tired
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>>83491085
Christmas poos are always a bit rich, it's all the meat and potatoes.
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Would like to play fallout 3 but I'm too stupid to install the unofficial patch that fixes over a 1000 bugs within the game, God Bethesda are white developers.
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>>83491237
Shite developers*
Wablet hates it when I swear.
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Where is everyone tonight? Common lads did all the DE LID LAD LOD spamming turn everyone away?
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>>83491264
All the good dollies are gone and nobody can come up with new gimmicks
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>>83490409
Dick in the Dob!
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I just got beat up me xx

He punchhed mes thoughs xxx

He kicked me in the the throat can;t breath xxx
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>>83491292
stop talking shit you mong
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>>83491292
you talk a lot of shite, but 9pm is quite early for you.

maybe rotheranon did it.
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>>83491292
Real world isn't like here lid talk shit and get hit
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>>83491292
thats mad that lid. tell us more
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Literally in Poole Premier Inn rn
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pretty mad how some lads are easily identified despite not using a trip or other form of id
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Literally in my boxroom rn
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Literally in bed rn
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i want a girl to see something special in me, and choose me
not possible in this world given how humans have been naturally selected
just gonna die alone probably of suicide
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>>83491366
Point out posters that you've identified
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>>83491366
Those are the in-game characters; you do still remember you're playing a game, don't you?
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>>83491387
>i want a girl to see something special in me, and choose me
What do you have that's special and different from other men de lid?
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>>83491366
Those are just the in-game characters, you do remember this is only a game, right?
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Garn full scale me xxx

|Fuck the lot of ya xxx
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I would have fucked any woman in Peep Show. Personal faves of mine are Sophies mum and Mark's sister.
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>>83491433
Nappy status, HHL?
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Got them new M&S pyjamas so get in there
Very womfy
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>>83491433
tiny mong with alcohol induced dementia in a care home
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>>83491457
>pyjamas


GAY
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We are losers

Fuck Israel
Fuck Labour
Fuck the Tories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
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>>83491406
>>83491421
cracks in the wall.
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just been for a nice nap, im back in the thread now, alri nob heads
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>>83491473
Mind raped by personalities or ?
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>>83491465
Corrr lot of things gayer than that afoot tonight desu
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>>83491451
Full scale real ale induced nappy blowout in the dayroom. Shit all over the scrabble set
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrllfAMwHI

wow I heard about this for years but never gave it a real listen. The verve blatantly ripped this off for bittersweet symphony. Why was it even controversial?
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Wrugs on tap

Fuck Amerikkka
Fuck Labour
Fuck the Tories
Fuck the rich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erIApapX7s
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Garn bed after the footie
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>>83491451
>>83491513
https://gfxsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/Sitcom-audience-canned-laughter.mp3
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>>83491292
>He kicked me in the the throat can;t breath xxx

Long neck jokes write themselves
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>>83491561
Nice virus, pal. I'm not clicking that.
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>>83491436
>I would have fucked any woman in Peep Show.

Even that butch one that raped Mark?
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reckon blad has a body like a dropped lasagne hehe x
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>>83491574
Mate she is proper fit irl.
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>>83491561
not the sound effect i expected.

there's one they use in films, think it's a recording in an old theatre, but they use it even if it's just a handful of people outside.

same with audience_gasps.wav. and a certain door creak (it's in Morrowind, so then you notice it everywhere).
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>>83491576
I reckon he's got a right big scrotum
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A nice lubey wank in room 2?? in Poole Prem Inn is imminent
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>>83491505
And by this, I mean peenus weenus of course. Haha.

Corrr this Newcastle game has been dire.
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>>83491576
despite his nerves, he went on Britfeel Radio yesterday.

he may have the physique of Mario, but he has the courage of Link :)
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2026 resolutionbergs time
Might be a late nightberg
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Got this thimble from a Christmas cracker yesterday and I've been obsessed with it never since. Love putting it on my fingers.
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End of the HHL era

2015 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
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>>83491576
Bit rude that. Going to the GP in the new year to see if I can go on monjarno seeing as my BMI is above 40. They hand it out on prescription if it's above 40.
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*informs the apus cure guitarist perry bamonte has died*
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why was he chatting to an underage girl on discord and giving her his real life name? creepy fucker
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>>83491610
Fabian schar with his grey hair is sexy af though
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>>83491659
Yeah he's good looking. Tbh Newcastle are a pretty chad tier team overall.
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>>83491664
Except gordon
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>>83491651
Only found out she was 17 a few days ago and blocked her as soon as I found out. Didn't know before, Also my name used to be my discord name but I changed it but it was still visible when you clicked on my profile. Fuck off cunt.
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>>83490402
do you guys know itsover Fabian Ball?
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>>83491669
He got that glow up a bit though with his longer hair.
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Toryboys have a monoply who wins the the lottery, Toryboys will never let a poor person win.
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>>83491675
Lol you fucking groomer, you knew full well how old she was. Her posting style made it very obvious and you were simping on her for weeks on here trying to get her to add you privately on discord. Real sex pest shit.
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Any lovely little naughties want to join my Hebe Harem? You can live with us on the farm and comfypost x

No wogs x
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Toryboys wish cancer on you and your family. They think rather you than them. Tories are cruel cunts. Never forget that x
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17 isnt underage though since 16 is legal age for sex.
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Tories will pass on cancer to poor people without a second thought. It's over x
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in my bed now, nothing can harm me here x
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17 still legal with consent though
Might be shady but still legal
Bet the 17 year old titties were cracking too
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>>83491702
bmong is in his 30s. Lad's a wrong un
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>>83491686
No I didn't. Otherwise I wouldn't have engaged with her. Fuck off and die you shit stirring cunt.
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>>83491700
>>83491713
and the tories are the reason the aliens left
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HHL GIVE US MOAR OF UR WISDOM YOU LEGEND
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>"More than twice the force required to squish a human skull"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGRJg5eExO4

Roh roh innit
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>>83491680
https://incels.is/threads/the-life-and-times-of-itsover-legendary-white-incel-slaying-in-thailand.59409/
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>>83491723
Yeah how could you possibly know this girl was way younger than you lol. Lying bastard

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81865345/#81865800
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>>83491713
Good post, Sean.
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You know where I stand xxx

Garn off the rails me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
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>>83491759
How many pictures of Sean have you got saved?
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>>83491759
Where do you get all these pics of Sean?
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>>83491773
Make sure you stay off the wokey lid x
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>>83491743
Look at you combing through the archives for any incriminating evidence you sad little prick. LOL.
What a life!

So somebody posts a popular meme and by doing that it shows their age? Is that it? Common do better. Spend another 5 hours reading months old messages and come back to me you massive mong.
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the average britfeelers age is 32
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Just had a scrap with me neighbour

Nobody tell me to keep noise down xxx
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>>83491861
What were you playing and how much did you turn it down lad?
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>>83491861
keep your nose down
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>>83491861
Respect your unc neighbour you long necked mong.
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>>83491861
Not Steve? I thought you two were sound
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>>83491889
Youve been doing these chika posts since I woke up like 14 hours ago you sad cunt kek what a Christmas you've had eh
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>>83491851
Apart from Chika. He is still in his 'early 20s' despite posting here for the past decade lol
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>>83491844
She was constantly talking about roblox and about all her roblox friends who were also teenagers. Just normal adult woman things kek. Why would you even try so hard to add her on discord and start a private correspondence with someone so immature? Into roblox and sam hyde are you?
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Corrr bought a new game
Not garn say which one until I have completed it because trolls go out of their way to ruin things for me
>>83491833
Cringe post. As if I care about le personality drama/drivel.
>>83491889
Again, pathetic. Don't respond to me.

Garn shower anyway so continue seething.
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>>83491901
You're both sad sacks lol
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>>83430359

"establishing trust" and exchanging private pictures with a 17 year old girl on discord. Bit noncey that
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>>83491907
I know it's pathetic lad. He likes to play the role of young twink despite obviously being 30 something. I just feel sorry for him at this point.
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Is Blad the new current day Baldrew?
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>>83491951
Tis looking like so
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>>83491951
No. It was an honest mistake. He did not know she was only 17.
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Sean is such a cunty name too
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>>83491951
we'll never know we dont have the catlogs
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>>83491951
Blad wishes he was but he can't afford a graphics card
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>>83491896

Steve got kicked out of the communal room on Xmas day. Don't know what happened but apparrarently he wen't full scale x
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>>83491962
LOLd lad just because you're a spaz
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DEEEEEEEEEEEP WIIIIIIIITHIIIIIIIIIIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIkjMt2Dndo
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>>83491965
chatlogs*
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Lots of denials and explaining tonight. Grimberg.
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Memes aside, Blad should post the chatlogs to prove his innocence
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>>83491913
I never added her on discord. It was when the rumours of 4chan was shutting down with that online safety act bollocks and a few people were exchanging discord usernames. She added me.
>>83491940
Again. Never knew she was 17, I only found out a few days ago after she added me again. And I blocked her immediately after finding out.
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>>83491969
>communal room
you really do live in a home dont you?
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>>83491975
if u laff my work is done bbfn
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>>83491951
He tried Bribing Eva with N64 games. He's a wrongun.
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Was this 17 year old discord meat at least fit
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>>83491991
she/he was trans soit depends if you're into that
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Escortmong been in today?
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Legal age lass or lad, they, whatever, they liked blad, keep seething.
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>>83491983
Ignore the twoll lad. He's been bullying Chika all day and now he's starting on you. Best to just not reply x
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>>83491983
Nooooo she's 17 years old you SICK FUCK
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Bladrew
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>>83491980
Would if I could. I cannot recover old chat logs without unblocking and adding her again.
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>>83492003
He's not even trans that was also a larp. It's just a guy.
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>>83491861
Pipe down ya chicken necked spakka.
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Me and Sean paki bashing
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>>83492003
Pics for the archive?
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>>83491983
Over 16 and you're golden de lid.
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>>83492019
>Bladrew
Deserved You, lad.
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>>83492011
I know. It's all bollocks. Just trying to prove my innocence.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81587678/#81590436

what the FUCK why was he sharing porn pictures to an underage girl
blad you want to explain this one?
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>>83492034
search homlesschan on dsuarchive i cant be bothered
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Anyone checked what wops got for Chrismus? Haven't watched any of her shite in a while.
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Can't wait to wake up to helpermongs all night meltdown lmao
It funny x
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HHL choonposting? oh aye x
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Coppers will be round to see him later.
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My laptop hinge is slightly fucked

They wish it get worse

Fuck the lot x
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>>83492046
Well I wasn't going to wank tonight but that's changed.
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>>83492046
Haha. That's funny. Forgot about that.
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>She was Eva, plain Eva, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Eva in the thread. She was Eva6 in the name field. But on discord she was always my kitten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKljTOjXpwc
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>Nobody tell me to keep noise down xxx
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>>83492046
Oh dear this isn't looking good. I actually liked Blad too.
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Blad isn't on the child protection register... yet!
Which proves he's not a paedo.
Either that or he's an incredibly hard-to-detect paedo.
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>>83492070
You should snap it in half. Teach it a lesson.
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bedlingtontings in 14 minutes, up at 7:15 so I can enjoy a productive day of hobbies
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are blad exposed as a fucking groomer
can't believe it
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>>83492062
40 year old turkish twoll mong recycling his dire gimmicks from Christmas eve to boxing day. Sad
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>>83492070
Both mine are fucked and the case is cracked around them.
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Blad, you are paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer.
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>>83492034
'ere you go m80
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>>83492090
And he had the audacity to turn on SSM for shagging a 23 year old.... as he was grooming a 17 year old girl on noncecord.
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What was your favourite thing about Christmas or boxing day
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I predicted she was underage at the beginning. It was obvious
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>>83492091
Eh you are retarded
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can someone fill us in on the latest britfeel drama?
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We're liviing the final days of the Welper regime

it fucking over x
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>>83492102
Looks like a wank is back on the menu boys
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>>83492136
Yes we're still watching you sweetheart.
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You lot are genuinely disgusting. Can't in good conscious share a thread with you all. Bye bye nonceboys
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>>83492144
>Looks like a wank is back on the menu boys
underage! do not proceed!
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Would have let HC suck my cock
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>"Kino... Por favor..."
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>>83492132
Apparently Bladrew is a nonce.
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>>83492110
>What was your favourite thing about Christmas or boxing day
it ends
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D*moncorders are all the same
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>>83492154
See you tomorrow king x
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Thoughts on the Brave web browser?
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I AM BRITAIN

I AM THE TRUMAN SHOW

I AM SUNDERLAND

I AM EVERTHING
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>>83492177
Nonce browser
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>>83492159
>Would have let HC suck my cock
underage!
do
no
precede!
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>>83492178
Bag secured yet de lid?
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>>83492161
what did he do and to whom did he do it to?

bedlingtontintongs in t-3 minutes but am willing to extend this to be informed on recent britfeel drama
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kinell mum is drunk again.
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>>83492178
You're very important and special lad.
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Anyone seen soundspacker recently?
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just want crona back ;_;
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Wish a fit 17 yo tranny would text me. It not rite
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Write us a haiku lads x
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worried that HHL's brand new hooded jumper will get lost in his drunken stupor
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>>83492196
Get your knob out in front of her and see how she reacts.
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>>83492204
Not seen him do a post that wasn't one of the easy do ones in years lad
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>>83492228
britfeel womy lads
seethers try to anger them
the womf lives on
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wrongunblandon
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>>83492233

Gave me Mam me that bag with the hoodie in to take home earlier. Not daft enough to take me shitt on the town. Getting ready to scrap me x
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>I AM EVERTHING
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>>83492273
>getting ready to scrap me
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My voluntary work mate Ellis say's his step dad is beaten his Mam tonight.

Well, guess what? Helper is coming? I'm probably gonna get knocked out but I I will stand up to him tonight. No one bully my friends x
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Wish britfeel had a fast forward button
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>>83492302
You going in ready for war lad?
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Garn ellis nows

Let's see how how strong his step dad against me xxx
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>>83492302
>My voluntary work mate Ellis

30 year old man needing to do forced work to keep his pittance.
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>>83492176
Never seen that before. What an absolute melt kek
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>>83492326
His stepdad doesn't stand a chance lad
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>Let's see how how strong his step dad against me xxx
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HHL has had more scraps than yous virgins pipedown
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5 mongs on their way to intimidate a stepdad
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Spacker army getting ready to fight daddy x
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Morning headline. 5 mangled spakkas found in the council bins. It were grim.
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Angel, please don't go-go-go-go
I'll miss you when you're gone
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don't use discord myself
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Just smashed Ellils's step dad all owa.

Pipe down or ya windows going though tonight x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NefD7Eormo

Phwoarrr proper bri'ish rose this presenter isn't she
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>>83492489
What happened lid x
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>anne robinson lambasting you over not knowing the capital of bulgaria
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>>83492502
He's sat in his care home shitting his nappies daydreaming about knocking out a 60 year old man.
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>>83492342
>see how how strong his step dad against me
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30 something year old in a nappy having a power fantasy about beating up an old man oh aye x
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>>83492502

I took a few decent digs from his step dad Lewis but I smashed him up on the second round. He is tough as nails. I shook his hand in the hand. He is a fighter. I done my routine. I told him I fight for my my mates x
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was fine with the random seething.

less fine with yous going after Blad. stop being cunts.
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>>83492544
2 spackers enter 1 spacker leaves
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>>83492544
>I shook his hand in the hand. He is a fighter. I done my routine. I told him I fight for my my mates x

Lmao shaking his hand after. You are so stupid as that makes the whole story sound complete bs
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>>83492542
Paki traitor x
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>>83492544
Get the wags in x
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>>83492544
Is it true that Tim Byrnes is in the same care home as you and that you live in fear of him and his big belly?
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>>83492542
I crease and howl every time this picture of him and Paige gets posted
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My fucking era xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
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Not seen beehive.webm posted in a while
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Any proof you fought with someone Seany boy? Or is this just another one of your sad little baby fantasies?
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Dogberg attacked an innocent collie pup today, sister was holding him and I didnt expect it despite him being a Romanian gangster. Tried jamming my hand in his jaws and pulling it apart but no success, in the end had to punch him in the head several times to get him to let go. Very bad scene, he fucked my hand up something rotten. Little fucking cunt. Very luckily the guy who's dog he grabbed and shook around didn't seem to give a fuck, I said if there were vet bills I'd pay but he just waved it off and sister said he wasnt bothered at all. Weird fucking situation.
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>>83492566
maybe he should stop grooming underage girls on noncecord
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Blad hunting for prime pink tuppence
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>>83492695
Everyone involved in this including yourself needs hanging
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helper beating up pensioners kek
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How about this.

When I'm finished this wooze I am going to throw my myself in the local lake x

Let's see who stops me x
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HHL has got mongs dancing on strings lol
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As soon as I finish off this wooze imma jump off the local bridge into the lake. Been pushed suicides all me life. Bye x
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>>83492723
do we have to report this type of thing?
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>>83492755
I think this is probably the sort of thing his carehome would be interested in yes- psychotic delusions about fighting old men and suicide threats.
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>>83492748
How many suicides are we talking here?
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>>83491357
You're not far off Wareham, go to SSM's flat and see if he's still alive for us
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Just finishing off me wooze then heading to them lakes. My life ends tonight x
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can't lie one time HHL said how he had a knackered lung or something (might have been a repeat but it was new to me)

was legit worried and trying to help but the next day he's right as rain with no memory of any of it.

HelperLad get one of your carers to read The Boy Who Cried Wolf to you.
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>>83492785
Tilde got a merry christmas message from him yesterday
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do lakes even have bridges?
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>>83492785
Why don't you drive there, you can drive can't you?
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>>83492794
He also got permanently blinded after being punched in the eye
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He's been pushed to suicides x
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Garn lakes now x

End of an era x
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>>83492792
Timestamped picture of the lake please little lad, try to get your nappy in shot too
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the drooling spastic wasn't there, just got back home. fuming tbqhwy.
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>>83492841
He was though. Sounds like you pussied out and need an excuse
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is the @seasidemark on Twitter a twoll or the real deal?
seems legit enough looking at old posts
called someone a slag on 13 December (a week after the 'Marie Files' dropped)

https://xcancel.com/seasidemark/status/1999780538014749025
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>>83492802
Nope, can't drive cos of me hidden disability
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>>83492872
no his twitter is southcoastseas
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>>83492872
Clearly a twoll. He had a legit account that was called WarehamMark once if I recall correctly
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>>83492862
Sure lid, proper scared of this gimp aren't I. You weren't there. Barred from that place now, went in like a bull in a china shop.
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>>83492884
cheers lad

https://xcancel.com/William221881/status/1934347129381654981
this guy has just got the handle wrong, but it was posted in June, and the comment in the screenshot is a year older than that? what the fuuuuck
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At that lake me xxx.

Thrown myself in xxx

Bye everyone x
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>>83492896
You spent all day in doors you left your room to piss and get food
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>>83492956
sure I did, lid.
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Wouldn't surprise me if rotheranon was HHL using a different trip to cause drama in the thread.
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https://youtu.be/HN6o8-rU1lE?t=4023

can't be on LCWRA if jobby centre are making him interviews, how does he fucking live on basic bennymong money?
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>>83492987
would not be surprised to be honest, I think this is most likely the case. How sad.
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>>83492991
So what you're asking is
>Where does seasideMARK get his money from?
;-D
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>>83492951
you jumped off that Northern Spire Bridge, lad?
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>>83492991
How's about you stay in your lane and ol seaside stays in his little spastic lad you worry about yourself cheers x
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>>83492991
>making him interviews,
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>>83492991
Wish I had a job at Royal Mail. Mark doesn't know hood lucky he was to get a job interview like that.
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pipe downs x
helper is speaking, listen and learn
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2025 over and still a virgin ;_;
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>>83493096
five days left

you never know
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>>83493080
>know hood
>>83493044
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>>83493096
If you say Pampers into the mirror three times, Sean's cum ogre will appear, and after draining your wollox in the course of the most sordid sex acts imaginable, leave.
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>>83492951
calm down Sean no reason to do silly stuff x
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mongseason
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4 day mong-a-thon
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Back homes.]


Swans stopped me from killing myself tonight.]

God bless wildlife x
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Sitting round that lake listenign to them birds

End of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXsWn9DhF5g
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>>83493408
You are locked in a padded cell at the asylum
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>>83493455

Never. I garn round lake and kill myself anytime I want. Fuck the Truman Show x
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>>83493384
swans are vicious little fuckers.

i used to live near a park with a lake. they were evil. saw one peck a toddler right out of his pram once.
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Garn neck these wuds then might go back lake me. End of an era x

Nobody wants me around anyway. I'm a loser x
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>>83493515
Live to spite your enemies lid. Don't let them win x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkNa5xzOe5U

we all lost causes in life
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Not a brit but thats genuinely one of my favorite shows. Dark humor is just way better in british shows.
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>>83493595
i appreciate It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for actually managing it. i dunno why American shows can't just have pricks.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is insufferable because everyone is nice. they're all smiley and gurning even when they're doing shitty things.
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The Fall of HHL is tantamount to the fall of the Roman Empire. Britain is in a new era now.
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Back from lakes x

I'm sorry for what I did x
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>>83493683
4 for 100 de lad x
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I've lost everything x
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There is nothing to fight for anymore x

Fuck it let's go full scale xxx

Take over x
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>>83493804
>>83493791
>>83493683
full scale hhl takeover imminent xx
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>Watched this newest soulless mouseslop just now
>Literally every single synth in this is a straight white heterosexual male
>They usually put niggers in everything but when it comes to the depiction of "villainous robots" it's suddenly 100% white males again

Thanks (((Trachtenberg))), very cool woke jew hollyslop propaganda
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had flu and haven't had the urge to jerk off for like a week now
forced it a couple days ago to kickstart things and had the the most unsatisfying cum of my life. Still nothing
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hello brits what do you think of this character design
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>>83493918
looks like something from Courage the Cowardly Dog
or maybe Invader Zim but anorexic
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Point being?

Didn't see anyone here standing up to stop me killing myself. Know where I stand now.

End of era really x
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You know what

Hahhahahaha why should I take responsibility what people do?

Free will innit? Lmao x
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>>83493998
Might have something to do with the fact that you threaten to kill yourself at least every other week. You are a little girl crying for attention. Perhaps trannyhood is what's next for you.

The nappy-wearing spastic who cried wolf.
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October 31st
Watching x
I must choose my targets carefully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=761uRaAoW00
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>>83494017

How's about this? You and your Truman Show family can die off and the world will be a better place I think we can all agree on that?
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>>83494023
how about you target proper white balance so i can see what's actually happening on the screen?

or better yet, just light the scene. with actual lights.
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sameseaning in full swing ITT

what a life
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The long necked gimp of Sunderland
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The man, the myth, the neck
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>HHL passes out for the night
>trolls fire up their HHL routines

many such cases.
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hhl forgets that i know where he lives. might have to give him another reminder
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>>83494490
Lad I am schizo twoll chungus and based schizo you are a normalfag you don't understand being a wacky anonymous madman
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>>83494523
You don't know fuckall lmao state of you. Off to bed gayboy
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>>83494523
i can't remember what you claimed, wasn't it 'Sandhill' or something like that?

pretty certain you've based that on the care home website someone linked (now debunked)
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FOR FUCKING SAKE NOW

FAKE FOR HIS COME ON ON SNO
FUCK JUST FUCK OFF

JUST FUCK OFF
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Fuck you ya fucking faggots x
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>>83494718
He's nothing more than a bullyboy
Fuck Sean Allan xxx
Jurassic World was always meant to be more than just us xxx
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Heil Hitler xxxx

Fuck the lot xx



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