My single new year resolution is to find a husbandIt's lame, it's needy, but I feel like the "only" thing I'm missing in life is a family, which really might be the biggest, most important thing one could strive to be a part ofI have the petty kind of jealousy towards those who are just... Born into a family. They're born into routines, traditions, stories, a community. I'm grossly under-qualified for all of that, but I can't help but yearn for it
>>83492288Ok ok I'll be your husband but I'm unemployed, overweight, short, and my sperms don't work
>>83492288why are you under qualified for having a family and traditions and all that..?
>>83492288what are the requirements to be your husband? and what are you like? height, weight, neet status...
I wish I had a wife and could make my own little family with her, all the things I could not do with my dysfunctional family and just be happy together. Too bad I will never have this being an incel.
>>83492288>My single new year resolution is to find a husband>It's lame, it's needy, but I feel like the "only" thing I'm missing in life is a family, which really might be the biggest, most important thing one could strive to be a part of>I have the petty kind of jealousy towards those who are just... Born into a family. They're born into routines, traditions, stories, a community. I'm grossly under-qualified for all of that, but I can't help but yearn for itChatGPT. Nice try though. This is a dude guys, ask them to make a vocaroo or a timestamp at least ffs.
>>83492299I know that's a silly larp but I don't care much about conventional notions of masculinity. The sperm thing would be a problem though >>83492306Because I don't have a family and I don't have traditions to pass down. I would have to meet someone patient enough to let me learn from scratch >>83492313I'm not looking for a husband here of all places, I'm just blogposting. I'm not a NEET and I don't strive to be le stay at home tradwife >>83492330I'm so radically anti-ai I'm far more offended by you implying I used chatgpt to redact something so short and simple than you accusing me of being male
>>83492318Why was your family dysfunctional? How many children would you want?
>>83492380>I know that's a silly larpThat's hurtful I am chronically unemployed, technically overweight, and short. Sperms do work though. Forgot to mention I'm old enough to be your great grandfather and have a facial deformity (born ugly). Would marry you if you were nice to me though.
>I'm not looking for a husband here of all places, I'm just blogposting. I'm not a NEET and I don't strive to be le stay at home tradwifeOk guys let the thread die
>>83492380>I would have to meet someone patient enough to let me learn from scratchwell that's easy you can just create your own traditions you know.
>>83492380You don't need to learn anyone else's traditions, you can always create your own with whoever you meet.Also I hate you for using the OP pic, the scenes between them are so cute it hurts, it kills me.I truly hope you find him by the way, that you find love.
>>83492389Drug addict violent jobless father and mom also did not work most of the time and could not deal with everything, leaving me and my brother mostly alone. The fact that I got so far and have a stable job and live alone with savings is a wonder alone. But I am traumatised from everything and being bullied and ostracized at school so no girl would ever want me and it is too late by now I am nearly 30 and still a virgin, I don't want a woman who is 30 and had all sorts of previous expiernces. I I believe in stupid things like love and soulmates and I don't think I could ever love a woman who had slept with a lot of men. Also I feel resentment for missing out on any relationship in my teens and 20s. I am just going to kms once I turn 30 I think that would be the best for me.I would want 2 maybe 3 children but I don't want them to suffer like I did so not sure.
You are not entitled to a husband, so...
>>83492380>I don't have traditions to pass downMake your own traditions.
>>83492380>I'm so radically anti-aihell yeah>I'm not a NEETNOOOOOO!!!!
>>83492380>I'm not looking for a husband here of all places, I'm just blogposting.Well fuck you, there's plenty of spaces for females to say "woe is me" in exchange for endless attention, and you can bet they do get it. Why the fuck does it have to be on r9k?Get a r*ddit or tw*tter account for this shit, or go fuck yourself
>>83492402How are you old enough to be my grandpa if your balls still work?>>83492480>>83492420It's simple in theory but I still don't know how one does that with someone else>>83492436I trust all momokarun shippers, I hope you find love too anon>>83492470Truke
>>83492540>How are you old enough to be my grandpa if your balls still work?Let's not worry about trivial things like that and instead focus on me getting a ring on your finger
>>83492456What happened with your brother? Do you guys not get along?>>83492487What's so wrong about not being a neet >>83492501The moid yearns to have a social media presence and projects his desires into a demographic he hates to feel better
>>83492571>The moid yearns to have a social media presence and projects his desires into a demographic he hates to feel betterNTA but do you seriously not see how you just described yourself?
>>83492571He got not so lucky, I guess he also got the worse genes and is a neet. No not really he is too different to me and I associate him with my family. I don't hate him just don't like spending time with him. It does not matter live is unfair and you are either born a loser or a winner.
>>83492571>What's so wrong about not being a neetI need a wife either as mentally ill as me or willing to put up with me and give me a reason to change from my own NEETdom, but it doesn't matter since you're not looking for a husband here anyway.
>>83492299That's okay, I can be the bull
>>83492614I much prefer talking to people on anonymous forums. My lack of social media presence is by choice
>>83492668>My lack of social media presence is by choiceIt's the same for a lot of people here.>I much prefer talking to people on anonymous forumsDoesn't seem like it because first thing you do is to take away the anonymity by declaring yourself a female
>>83492699I've never declared I'm a female, you're projecting your desires into me again
>>83492745Wow, so semantics is your counterargument, and not the fact that you're ruining the purpose of an anonymous forum
>>83492571>The moid yearns to have a social media presence and projects his desires into a demographic he hates to feel betterKindly fuck off with your female psychiatrist lingo to some mainstream social media, retarded whore>into a demographic he hates to feel betterI don't hate women, I hate you in particular. And I won't feel better until people like you stop shitting on every single masculine space on earth. "female here" "I'm a female" "I'm a woman and I want a husband" Kill yourself
