Choose your wife anons no divorcing her
>>83493300>No Asian girlI don't want any
>>83493300unironically the black one
>>834933001. She was a slut, but she's tall. Love tall women. Seems like an easy ticket into a decent life.
>>83493300>no virginsDisgusting, I'll stay single.
>>83493323Also, so long as she doesn't have any stds.
>>834933001 of course that girl is so beautiful she will redeem my bloodline
>>83493300I pick 1, and I will keep picking the prettiest one who makes the most money every time, I want to live a carefree life with her while it lasts.
>>834933004 > 6 >>> 5 = 3 > 1 >>> 24 sounds pretty good, 6 almost as good. 3 and 5 are hard maybes. 1 would probably be a mistake unless she threw some of that money at me. 2 isn't even worth considering.
>>834933001 that sounds fun ngltbqh
>>83493300I choose 6, she's a cool tomboy I will get along with and if she only "flirts" with mods, she is probably still loyal to me.
>>83493300>6>Is a pickmeWhy is that a bad thing?
>>83493300I don't want any of these. All are disgusting. Thanks.
>>83493300Number 3 as long as she can keep the stabbing in check, maybe 6
>>83493300My actual wife is better than your fantasy wives.
>>83493602And yet you're a namefag on /r9k/
>>83493602That's nice a lot of us won't ever get that
>every single one of them is a whore
>>83493420Would you enjoy seeing your gf flirt with other men?
>>83493300None of these girls are appealing
They're all sluts, no good options. These games are no fun unless you put at least one or two serious options.
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>>83493602Those aren't fantasy wives thoughever.Fantasy wives would have zero body count, an apparently impossible standard because an entire gender just cannot stop opening its legs and slipping and falling onto every dick waggled at it.U L T R A B L E A K
>>834933003 is the thinking man's choice
>>83493300Are all these images made by black women? They seem to always use an average or under average black girl that loves you a lot and match her against sluts all the time
>>83493300i NEED number 3
>>834933003 > 6 > 5. 3 seems like she's the sweetest. 5 is the most attractive, but the ex bf thing ruins it for me.
>>83493852>Are all these images made by black women?Yes, obviously
>>83493300What is dating these types of girls like?
>>834933001 - unreliable slut, hard pass2 - meh would give her a go3 - no thanks, black4 - depends how old she is. If she's young enough to breed 3 children without being downies then it's a yes5 - unreliable slut obsessed with exes, hard pass6 - no thanks, brown>>83494133one in green on top>staceys>rest of the nerds
>>83493300I don't like any of them so I'll take the best looking one. I have a feeling this is how foids think when choosing a man.
>>834933003 is the best obvs, 5 is fine
>>834933002 would be the least tiring, while 3 would be the most tiring.Although it would be nice to have someone interested in me.
>>83493329>>83493655stop acting white zoom zooms, I have seen crazier shit from virgins. After a certain age body count will matter less to you.>>83493678Good analysis anon. I too am an art fag.... Agree with you about everything except the party drugs, seen people OD, that's not it.Also fuck marketing.>>83494133Top for sure, may look a little wonky, but they are better company overall.
>>83493300>sweet voiceHer body count could be 500 and that's still the only trait I care about.
>>83493678>fine with polygamy
Ill take the hoe phase one with a sweet voice
>>83494429not that anon, but I have never been anyone's public face. All I have experienced is polygamy.
god, give me a girl like 3 please
>>83494459you only need 1 girl, weirdo
>>83494429Technically monogamy is a social construct
god, please give me a moid that would like me (3)
>none with zero bodycountwhats the big idea
>>83494814you're black AND not even a virgin? ggwp
>>83493688>Fantasy wives would have zero body count, an apparently impossible standard because an entire gender just cannot stop opening its legs and slipping and falling onto every dick waggled at it.My real wife has never slept with anyone else.
>>83494890nah. i am a virgin
>>83494898poor bastard, who's gonna tell him
>>83494898had a few uptight friends in hs who would let me stick in in just to see what the fuss was about without the drama of Having A Boyfriend one of them even had that retarded virginity pledge ring she kept it on til marriage lol
why are they all so tall
>>83495032Because making manlet babies is a sin.
>>83493300>hoe phase>body count 5Do incels really?
>>83493627>>83493655OP poses a trick question because these are the only real answers. Everything else ITT is cope.I especially feel sorry for this guy >>83493355who thinks a woman that puts you down for your hobbies and hates your friends is the best pick of this cunt circus.
>>83495196tfw your hoe phase lasts two (2) hours
>>83493300All are fine except 2 (too innocent for me) and 4 (I can't be with someone who doesn't like me talking about my hobbies).If they actually look like picrel my choice would invariably be 1, assuming she would have me.>>83494133Assuming they're personalities are also cool I would choose bottom I can't lie. I'm 98iq myself so I think 140 women wouldn't be very interested in someone they have to talk down to anyway. Plus all those bottom women could easily make way more money than the top just by starting an OF. Also irl attractive people are usually also richer and smarter in my experience, also backed up with statistics. 2 is cute on the top though.
>>834933001 I love sephira lily street sm bros
>>83493300Why the fuck didnt you put their ages? Not that it matters, none of them are virgins so ofc I dont want any of them, but if I have to choose I guess I would pick the black chick
>>83493300If I was forced to pick, 2. I was thinking I may go with 1, but for my personal situation, that wouldn't work at all, ever
>>83493300Unironically either the rich whore (1) or yandere nigger (3), the other 4 are just mind numbing foids
>>83494408Don't be a lying subhuman piece of shit. Body count only matters more the older you get. A woman under 30 staying a virgin is not that big of a deal, it's expected, the bare minimum. At 35 when she's medically considered a geriatric, now you can assume she's either a good person, fat, or extremely mentally ill for failing to get married by that age.
>>83493932This. Yandere who want my babies are my biggest fetish.
>knows how to dress you better than a designeri'm a short fat bald man, go ahead sweetheart. i'd legitimately like to see that.
>>83493852i was thinking the same too. but you have to realise you'll have to hang out with her family, and if you have kids she will just casually beat them. plus uhh they won't look great.
>>83496021>A woman under 30 staying a virgin is not that big of a dealIt shouldn't be, but it's a miracle if she's a virgin at 13 these days.
>>83495196I know that to trash like you, 5 doesn't seem like a high body count, but that is actually a ridiculous number. Nowadays all girls are walking around with 10+ by 15 and 50+ by 30 but back in the day it was considered disgusting to be a nasty whore who sleeps around.So much so that Ramona's SEVEN evil exes was supposed to be a COMICALLY LARGE NUMBER in Scott Pilgrim. It was meant to be a joke, not a realistic and commonplace scenario.Feminism and online dating absolutely ruined women.
>>83497187>Nowadays all girls are walking around with 10+ by 15 and 50+ by 30 Those numbers aren't real for most normal women. Maybe on a Jubilee video.
>>834933001. She's the only girl I'm attracted to
>>83497922kek the naiveteHave fun getting your soul destroyed over and over again
>>83493300This is fun... lets go down the list>1She is a cheating whore who will cheat than claim she was raped to avoid accountability. Invite for a threesome as the 3rd. Thats it. Stay friends.>2I don't care about hoe phase because she clearly has changed. Also 5 is hardly a hoe phase.Yeah probably marry, she is in the lead so far for being loyal and sweet. Only down side is she probably would be boring in bed, but who knows, maybe the hoe phase made her game for threesomes>3LMAO basically all of my ex's minus being black. I would date but wouldn't marry. They are sweet, but eventually turn sour after a few years.>4Independent needs clarity. There is a difference between I can fix stuff and I can call people to fix things.Also I like to cook, and I hate women who are disrespectful. Hard pass.>5Obsessed with ex boyfriends is a hard pass. She sounds mental and nothing about her is redeeming. Even her pic is ugly. Hardest pass>6Flirts with mods is a killer, but other than that she sounds great. Dunno if I'd marry but maybe get engaged.... depends on a lot. I like pickmes. They are fun. I also like girls who will play vidya with me. Don't care if her laugh sucks. She also would probably make sex tapes and have threesomes to make me happy. >Final decisiondon't get married. The government has made it unfavorable for men to do so they should avoid it even if a girl like #2 seems worth it.
>>83493678You realize it's not dating it's marraige, right? She can still make your life hell even if she doesn't divorce you.1 is cool, but just for fun, not for being tied to.
>>83498431She doesnt believe in monogamy so she will cheat and not consider it cheating she wont feel bad about it
>>83498453Ah you are forgetting one key thing, she's a woman. I've been with hos like this let me tell you how it goes.>Bang>She hooks up with some one else and gives you her speech about how getting dicked by another guy is no big deal>You go on a date with another girl and kiss her goodnight and she throws a tantrum because her casual sex was just satiating a carnal need, but you were giving your heart to another woman and it is betraying her.>Then goes psycho when you cut her off even for hookupsYeah, girls like this aren't enlightened they are deliusional and will not apply consistent logic across their delusions. If you hold them to their own logic they will tantrum... and thats just the begining.Girls like this are cool to have as that college friend who will have a threesome for your birthday, not to actually be invested in.
>>83493300>all have bodycounts > 0It's the end of civilisation as we know it
>>83493300> they are all whoresI will choose the rich model then (if I have to be a cuck, at least I want to be a rich one).
>>83493300Girls with 1s phenotype aren't sluts, they're usually serially monogamous and are never single but long term relationships
>>83495196my math for ho or not is +2 (men only, women do not count and can be unlimited) for every year past when you lost your virginity. Gives enough grace for mistakes but also is realistic for a girl who always has a boyfriend and tries to make it work but doesn't.However by a certain age this kinda loses its meaning cause if you haven't settled down and have 50+ bodies, then the problem is clearly you.Some say I am too lenient since a girl who loses her virginity at 15 can have 33 bodies by 24 and still be taken seriously, but honestly I'm in tripple digits and have been turned down by girls for my body count, so yeah... I can't really judge to hard.
>>83493300>body count>age hidden>no divorceis this punishment?
>>83493300Why do none of them mention their age?
I'd rather get castrated than marry a modern woman
>>83493300>bodycount 5>has a hoe phaseIncompatible statements. The 5 is a lie, #2 disqualified. Otherwise I'd pick her if I believed. Overall:1>4>6>3>2>5Obsessed with ex boyfriends is a worse dealbreaker than 'does cocaine and fucks the photographer' and otherwise 1 is my ticket to a chill life and since she doesn't care about monogamy, I can also do cocaine and fuck. 4 is annoying but very fuckable, stable choice. 6 has demonic eyes, good stats but I don't trust her for a second. 3 is black and insane. 2 we covered - lying retarded whore. 5 is annoying, retarded, poor, and also alpha widowed as fuck.
>>834933001 has absolutely no tits2 seems pretty sweet3 is black4 I love my dogs and my hobbies, not fucking happening5 needs to see a therapist6 is a sandniggerI'll go with nr 2
>>83493300I'll take the black chickshame about that 1 though; will have to worship me fervently to make up for that
>>83498760because they have pictures
>>83493300>1Out no questions asked. Might be your cup of tea if you're a cuck>3Not even in the same subclade as human>4Apartment smells nice and 4 cats is a contradiction. Toxoplasma gondii reddit drone, sounds insufferable.>5Seemed most promising until the last two cons. Sounds like sex once in a leap year while having to hear about previous dudes inbetween, whose cum dripped off her tits. Bleh>6Spic that can grow stache. She sounds like it's not a matter of if, only when she's gonna cheat (she already does on cuckord)>2Pretty easy choice despite the bodycount. Compared to the rest, you just gotta gaslight yourself a bit and that's that. No cheating, genuinely repented and probably enjoys it in the ass and knows her way around a dick.
>>83493300Number 2. Simple girl.
