>>83493364
>assuming she is legal age of course
Not in my chat bots

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>>83493367
LMAO. What ever your state allows as legal... gets creepy when you get too young. Just sayin....

>>83493364
ok do we have to dress up like cows though?

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>>83493424
You don't think mom and daughter matching cow bikinis are aesthetic?

>>83493434
I didn't say they weren't necessarily aesthetic, I don't have an issue with cow bikinis on their own. just seemed like some sort of requirement maybe

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>>83493456
I mean technically the only requirement is that the man be allowed to have sex with both you and your daughter and neither of you make any kind of big deal about it.
Cow bikinis are just a bonus.
They are very aesthetic.

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>>83493456
... and no condoms obviously, but that is a given

>>83493514
I mean yeah how do you think I ended up a single mother in the first place

Oyakodon is top tier but broaching the subject in real life seems impossible. Outside of super sluts who wouldn't be worth marrying.

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>>83493523
See, nothing you aren't used to. only difference is instead of some loser knocking up your daughter it's a stable reliable man who will take care of both of you.
I don't see a single flaw in this plan to be honest

>>83493532
>Oyakodon is top tier
what's the actual definition of this?

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>>83493532
alone, they are super sluts who are trash.
Together, they are a mom and daughter team devoted to making your cock happy and making your house a home.
I mean only way it is a losing situation is if mom isn't trying to lock down a guy with this.
And if she isn't trying to lock the man down why do it?
I'm trying to get single mothers and their legal daughters into a healthy loving new relationship.

>>83493555
It's a ramen dish that has both an egg and chicken breast in it.

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>>83493523
My fucking sides. Please someone actually date this woman right now.

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>>83493555
mom and daughter but it is also a japanese name for a chicken broth style soup with a soft boiled egg in it (I think).
Either way, double entendre similar to bukkake

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>>83493584
I mean, does she look good and have a fuckable daughter of legal age that I can have sex with?
Might be worth a shot

>>83493571
this one is your cutest picture

>>83493584
when you make all the mistakes I have, you have to learn to get a sense of humor about things you know

I've wondered how hard it would be to scoop up single mothers who recently gave birth. Cheat code to get fresh milk, she's already making it so no trying to talk her into taking drugs to induce. Leave her when she dries up, but supposedly humans will continue to produce as long as biological demand persists. Even postmenopausal women have served as wet nurses so I expect a few years would be pretty easy.

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>>83493603
>when you make all the mistakes I have, you have to learn to get a sense of humor about things you know
How many mistakes have you made?
ugggghhhhh, women with a sense of humor are a dying species.
Honestly the fact you joked about this is a massive perk. I'm sure you do fine for yourself.

I just miss when women had personalities

>>83493619
Actually believe it or not gym bros may be your best source for breast milk, but you won't get to drink straight from the source.
Because of the growth hormones in breast milk and chad having connections he might be able to connect you to a single mom who is selling her breast milk for cash to someone who isn't being weird about it

>>83493651
Milk might be cool but really that's just a small part of the appeal. The whole ANR dynamic is what makes it special.

>>83493631
too many mistakes to list hah, obviously being a single mother though is the source of most of them. not putting my daughter up for adoption, being estranged from my family for years over it. lets just say I'm not daddy's little princess anymore

but yeah I don't know why most women these days are a bit dry!

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>>83493691
It's not even dry, they are brainwashed by social media and go out of their way to find things to get upset over. A lot of them are too dumb to get jokes.
I normally am harsh on single moms, but you are taking accountability for your mistakes in life which is as extinct in women as a sense of humor.
Is life better for you lately at least? It seems like you got things more together now.

>>83493691
Are you white?
Is the child?

>>83493747
someone was telling me that like a full quarter of people simply don't have a sense of humor. idk seems far fetched but maybe that's why?

and yeah I guess you grow up pretty fast when you're suddenly out on your own with a baby to care for. I was supposed to put her up for adoption, I met the adopting parents and they were wonderful and picturesque, but about 7 months in I just knew I would never be able to do it...broke their hearts too.

and yeah things are better now. The last few yearse, "Santa" (I'm sure my father) sends $1000 with a nice note...

>>83493790
yes and yes

>>83493848
When does she turn 18?

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>>83493848
Are your parents trying to reconnect at least. I mean it's their grandkid.
If not, I mean $1k for xmas is nice and all but hardly worth not having their support.
Is the kid cool?
>A quarter of people don't have a sense of humor
it's worse than that. and on top of that people are retarded and take everything seriously or keep a joke they hear as ammo to they throw in your face as serious shit you said and try and smear you to some invisible crowd of onlookers like they are a personal army.
Of course if you are like me when you call that shit out instantly and embarass them to their crowd of onlookers they get big mad. Funniest was some manlet swung on me. I'm 6'1 so picking him up and slamming him down and having him beg me to stop before I started really fucking him up was pretty funny.
He never lived that down.
I think people are incredibly insecure and have a crab in the bucket mentality.....

WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD BAG YOURSELF A GOOD MAN BY TELLING YOUR DAUGHTER TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND JUST LIKE MOM DOES.

>>83493976
>Are your parents trying to reconnect at least. I mean it's their grandkid.
my dad would for sure. he feels bad about the whole thing now. I keep a facebook and post stuff on it just cause I know he sees it, but mom is another issue entirely though so we'll see. if I were truly in trouble I know I could call him and he'd come save me no questions asked. life is strange you know.

and obviously I'm biased so I think she's very cool, perhaps the coolest ever. a bit worrisome because she did take after her mother in almost every way...and look at how swell that turned out right?

>WITH YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND
I do dream of a proper wedding a lot...without getting too much into the dreary backstory it would be the redemption arc I need. Even though I'd be a fraud in white...and you can't tell her such things you know

>>83494069
how old are you femanon?
and how old is your daughter?

>>83494082
ahh idk anon lets just say it'll be awhile

>>83494128
I was asking mostly about you tbdesu
not op btw

>>83494132
well I'm 23 so yeah lets just say I didn't finish high school

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>>83494069
I mean, if your daughter is of legal age go with my recommendation.
>But what if he leaves me for my daughter...
LOL, LMAO! Then mommy still gets dicked down and taken care of.
>I do dream of a proper wedding a lot...without getting too much into the dreary backstory it would be the redemption arc I need.
I'm gonna be honest with you, it isn't likely. Not even by any fault of your own, marraige is a horrible deal for men and even worse for marrying a single mom.
I'll try and see things from my point of view since I have a career, have a modest home, have cars, and since a girl who can take accountability with a sense of humor is up my alley.
>First I'd have to get over the kid
possible if I get along with the kid or you are a widow (I don't put widows in the single mom catagory)
>Then I'd have to worry that you aren't trying to stab me in the back and are actually reliable and don't just walk all over me when things are peaceful and calm
It's almost impossible. Every gf I had does stupid shit, I help them through it, then they forever see me as a reminder of when they were retarded and ashamed of what they did than thanking me for pulling them out of the hole.
>Then assuming all of that worked out I'd have to know your daughter wouldn't do shitty things that would get me in trouble.
At best I'd maybe get a limited civil union... maybe.

But signing a contract that hurts me if you decide to break it so you can get warm fuzzies for a day... it's a big ask.
I mean unless I'm banging your legally aged daughter too. Then that is worth it.

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>>83494153
daughter too young.
Now I'm sad.
You'll be in your late 30s before you can get a man to bang both you and your daughter

well let's just say I'm a 32M cali ready to turn my house into a home with any of these moms and dau

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>>83494202
NTA but if she's 23, she would have been entering puberty at 13ish. That is 10 years ago.

SO her daughter is at most 10 but probably younger since most girls don't get knocked up at 13.

Your fetish is almost impossible to have, mathematically.

>>83494202
The way to do this is to bang the irresponsible single mom for the 10-15 years it takes for the daughter to age in, then you bang the daughter for 20 years.
Maybe she also got pregnant as a teen, in which case you've got a third generation on deck.

>>83494175
of course she's not, it'd be biologically impossible for that to happen btw, since as I said I'm 23.
>>First I'd have to get over the kid
you'd get along with her fine, assuming you had anything close to a normal personality. I get it, we're on r9k yadda yadda fiction and fantasy but yeah. my own experience was girls and their step-fathers always got along well.
>Every gf I had does stupid shit
yes well we're just girls and girls can be awful I admit. I personally am doing fighting though, a man who can lead would be amazing and I would follow him.
but what you're asking for isn't something anyone can give you, of course. I don't know what she'll want or be like, nobody knows that, so nobody can promise such things.

>>83494202
anon I'm not great at math but I'll be in my very early 30s

>>83494333
If you weren't a single mom, would you be desirable?

>>83494374
yes, the only thing I do is play volleyball so if you like that look you'd like me.

>>83494333
if course they get along with step dads, they are fed step dad porn as soon as they have access to the Internet

>>83494444
and checked on quad quads so dont try arguing

>>83494440
Wanna meet-up and lemme pull your shrink-wrap volleyball shorts to the side?

>>83493364
that's weird cuz the single mom I know beat her daughters so they were traumatized if they showed me any affection and then got them addicted to cell phones
meanwhile she only shows me photos of her fat church lady friends and sister who has 7 kids but is a divorcee and says they are single!
then she wants to share videos with me about how men are supposed to provide for women and all this propaganda crap... weird!
I'll go back to banging multiple hookers a day. No, thanks! How sad.

>>83494444
>they are fed step dad porn as soon as they have access to the Internet
so you're saying my daughter shouldn't have access to the internet hmm
>>83494493
I don't live anywhere near you, mr charming

>>83494512
>I don't live anywhere near you, mr charming
This is why the baby jebus invented the aeroplane, sweetcheeks.
Where you at?

>>83493619
Hi, I bang multiple hookers a day. I've banged a lot of pregnant ones and even some who still had milk flowing. They tricked me, because I wouldn't normally bang some blown out vag. One time I went really deep inside a korean woman who had 2 kids I swear I popped into her cervix and it was the best time ever. Sad that she got away...

Anyways, most women don't know how to lactate or make use of their engorged breasts and it goes to waste because they are lazy fat pieces of shit. If they have nice tits and are lactating they might as well be a unicorn. Example is whitegoldgoddess, she's a lactating unicorn and her gash looks fucking nasty.

>>83494512
well if not online, her friends with internet will expose her to it and probably encourage her to flirt. May I ask if her getting too friendly with a guy is a concern when you think about dating? not in a good fuel way but in a "i can literally not pretend to understand what a single moms thinks" kind of way

>>83494532
I live in Idaho

>>83494553
>May I ask if her getting too friendly with a guy is a concern when you think about dating?
idk I guess I haven't thought about it. I haven't dated anyone seriously enough that he might be anything other than "mommy's friend" but also a step father is supposed to be a father right and like I used to sit on my dads lap all the time and cuddle watching movies and stuff and that's pretty common so should she be able to do the same?

>>83494600
I've thought about buying some land in Idaho for the lack of light pollution, but I expect the California locusts will fuck that up.
Would you like to move to rural Tennessee and be a sex pet?

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>>83494333
>I'm not great at math but I'd be in my early 30's
Might be worth it but then I'd feel like a groomer and I'd be all weird about sleeping with your daughter when she turns 18 :(
>I'm 23.
I'm older than you. I'm in my 30s. Still look like I'm in my 20s but... definetly too old for you.
Then again my last ex was 24 when we were dating. Oh boy was that a shit show.
>assuming you had anything close to a normal personality.
I have a polarizing personality and don't think in dialectics. So when people get in their this side good this side bad bullshit, I start questioning outside the box cause I don't trust false dichotomies.
I am funny but very sarcastic. I have a very dark sense of humor but tone it down IRL cause people are retards and don't get it.
People frequently tell me I'm funny and smart. I just think I'm average and everyone is stupid.
>I personally am doing fighting though, a man who can lead would be amazing and I would follow him.
Every girl says that till they mistake peace for boredom then create problems. I believe you, but I've also believed it a million times before so I may suck at judging this kinda thing.
>what you're asking for isn't something anyone can give you, of course. I don't know what she'll want or be like, nobody knows that, so nobody can promise such things.
Oh no, it CAN be done just highly unlikely. Lol. The degeneracy I have experienced with sisters and cousins has been unreal.
I mean the whole premise is kinda silly and a joke. I like taking a kernel of truth then coming up with a rational irrational solution.

Like yeah, technically a mom and daughter could have sex with the same guy. There are countless stories of daughters having afairs with step dads behind moms back. And yeah, a mom and daughter team would keep a man devoted.... But what mom is gonna legit say oh yeah and you can fuck my daughter too, thats just part of being with me!

.... also I'm half mexican.

>>83494600
well again, I can't pretended to relate from your point of view. if I was put in that step dad position I would love it because I'm just a nurturing personality. I guess it either would need to be talked about with my partner or we both just see where things go.
Idaho, huh? I'm in North California and ready to settle down.
care to talk off of here? I got disc, ses, t guard. And to claim my post without a image, my ses starts with
05c318.

>>83494663
of course no proof but I actually know a guy that dated a mom, then dated the daughter and knocked her up. Daughter was like 23 when he met the mom and the mom wanted them to spend time together

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>>83494600
>I live in Idaho
Unsure if trolling or serious, but either way that made me laugh.
>step father is supposed to be a father right and like I used to sit on my dads lap all the time and cuddle watching movies and stuff and that's pretty common so should she be able to do the same?
.... Unsure if you are trolling of not..
I mean would you really want another man cuddling your daughter. What if it keeps going into her teens?

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>>83494683
>>83494627
>>83494493
Damn Single mom is getting all the Moids going for her with 0 pics. Only a sense of humor and a sad story.
>Not gonna lie, she seems cool but I'd wanna get to know her first
>Also I'm on the east coast.
I know /r9k/ talks all kind of shit but I really didn't expect to see so many robots show compassion to a single mom.

>>83494732
>what if it keeps going into her teens?
well if the daughter and the step dad are both humans then that's just nature doing it's thing

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>>83494691
Was the mom cool with her boyfriend blessing her with a grandkid?

>>83494790
well she is a white single mom with a white child so it's easy to look past her mistakes

>>83494806
fuck if I know, dude got arrested like a month after knocking up the daughter but I think they all still lived together in that month
And this was relatively recent, don't know if the kid would be born yet

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>>83494803
can she shower and take baths with step dad too?
....
Man this is the weird shit why no one wants to be a step dad. This is also why moms and daughters tagteaming daddy is a logical dating strategy... Just maybe when the kid isn't underage.

>>83494790
We know she fucks raw and makes poor life choices.

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>>83494822
whatd he get arrest for?

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>>83494851
thats like 90% of women now a days.

>>83494627
well there's still cities in Idaho but yeah you can live outside more rural and not get light pollution. I don't know anything about california locusts though. Tennessee though? why there? sex pet does sound fun I will admit.

>>83494683
I don't have a firm point of view on it. A father is very important for a daughter and so she'll have to make due with a step father but that means I have to choose well, and I'm a fuckup so who knows. and I know I cuddled with my dad as a teenager and I have no regrets about it and she should have that too, but also...step daughter is obviously different. so idk I guess it's just see where it goes.

>>83494732
why would that be trolling? or even funny? idgi
but erm yeah she's gonna cuddle with somebody you know, yes even your mother or sister did so. however I am quite well aware of what happens when teenaged girls make mistakes with men

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>>83494887
Wait a minute, you are willing to be a live in sex pet?
Do you do threesomes?
Height?
Weight?
Bra size?
Music taste?

>>83494663
>Might be worth it but then I'd feel like a groomer
isn't that the point of your thread, anon? clearly it's all tongue in cheek of course...wink wink nod nod but yes you've clearly thought about it a lot.
>I believe you, but I've also believed it a million times before so I may suck at judging this kinda thing.
well I don't know, maybe you are just terrible at judging, that's possible. my life is nothing like my friends is, who are my age. seems like they're having fun though, but I have my own type of fun. It is nice having a daughter she's always so happy to see me, and we draw and talk about our day and what she learned when mommy was at work.
>The degeneracy I have experienced with sisters and cousins has been unreal.
now I think YOU need to do some greentexts for us, I want to hear some stories!

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>>83494897
Say the name of your state slowly, and put it together.
>but erm yeah she's gonna cuddle with somebody you know, yes even your mother or sister did so. however I am quite well aware of what happens when teenaged girls make mistakes with men
Not trying to be offensive, but you really wouldn't care if your daughter started sleeping with your husband would you?

>>83493364
>Assuming she is of legal age of course
Anon... There is a lot I can't say here because mods are ban happy faggots but let me just say it's more common than you realize that this is the case minus the legality thing....

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>>83494887
>Tennessee though? why there?
Because I'm going to inherit 40-some acres of timber and a cabin innawoods when my mom dies.
>sex pet does sound fun I will admit.
Oh, you are a treat.

>>83494790
>I know /r9k/ talks all kind of shit but I really didn't expect to see so many robots show compassion to a single mom.
I bet most robots were raised by single moms

>>83494887
>sex pet does sound fun I will admit.
Should go find the Adopt-A-NEET thread on /soc/ if you wanna get out of Idaho.

>>83494954
people like to pretend women aren't lustful deviants like they don't still wouldn't freely offer their daughter to anyone bold enough to ask. Trust me about, would I lie to you? Just go ask a local mom if she needs a bull

>>83494926
>Wait a minute, you are willing to be a live in sex pet?
Sure, why not? it'd be hot wouldn't it?

realistic answer is that I'd do anything for my daughter, and while I'm trying to finish school, etc etc so I can provide for her better, the age old answer is sex pet/marriage. and I know you guys are always upset with gold diggers and whatever I get it or whatever, but are you really saying you'd make your sex pet and maybe eventual wife live in an apartment across town? the logistics just don't pan out you know.

>>83494961
>of timber and a cabin innawoods
that's kinda spooky and I'm used to the forest.
>Oh, you are a treat.
hey you don't lose your libido completely just cause you had a kid 7 years ago especially at my age

>>83494987
I actually quite like Idaho it's a great state.

>>83494950
oh well yeah you hear that one so much you just gloss over it, it's background noise

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>>83494954
the illegal reality of the arrangement is what turns me off and makes me sad. a teen is one thing... but that isnt how it goes irl :(

>>83494887
I live alone in my small town (small by California standards) house, I've always had a ddlg relationship and ready to go again if you want to take another chance at making bad mistakes. I am the same anon that would love being a step dad asking about your pov. And be honest, how would you want me to react when she's going through changes and gets a little touchy? Would we speak to her about it or will you trade me about it?

>>83494853
He was already on parole (said that was because his adult female baby sitter pressed charges on him after they banged a few times and so he went to juvenile hall and had to register for like 20 years)
And I guess he violated parole. Was always smoking dmt carts so probably drug related.

>ctrl f humbert
>ctrl f lolita
>ctrl f dolores

cmon guys. knowing how that worked out in the most famous piece of fiction about it is not lit-exclusive knowledge.

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>>83495047
>Sure, why not? it'd be hot wouldn't it?
yeah, one of those too good to be true deals.
Do you do threesomes? just curious.
>realistic answer is that I'd do anything for my daughter, and while I'm trying to finish school,
what are you doing school for?
>the age old answer is sex pet/marriage.
most women pretend they will give this then pull out of the arrangement cause they stop feeling like it
>and I know you guys are always upset with gold diggers and whatever I get it or whatever, but are you really saying you'd make your sex pet and maybe eventual wife live in an apartment across town?
I have a house and a career building reactors, why would I put you in an apartment across town? However, I'm on the east coast and live near top colleges and schools... doubt we will ever meet.
But you make it tempting... not many girls with a sense of humor who will be a sex pet.
>hey you don't lose your libido completely just cause you had a kid 7 years ago especially at my age
Whats your libido like?
Are you attractive?

>>83495047
I live a state over from you femanon
seriously debating if I should push for this
can I see what you look like?

>>83495127
>not many girls that want to be a sex pet
anon, every girl under the age of 19 dreams of being a sex pet but you probably smell like reactor and forget to take off your Geiger counter when you talk to them

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>>83495152
>Smell like reactor
Ummmm they don't smell unless the painters or welders are working.
>and forget to take off your Geiger counter when you talk to them
That is so incorrect I don't even know where to begin. The aparatus used for measuring radiation dossage is a specialized mylar clip on that goes to a lab.
A Geiger counter is used for measuring contamination at checkpoints, the portable geiger counters aren't wearable and are rarely used where I work.

>>83495195
That's lame, demand a belt clip Geiger counter to keep close to your genitals

>>83495053
you guys and your acronyms, smdh. you have to sell yourself better though I can't be making bad mistakes it's no longer just my life I'm fucking up. and I honestly don't know what the proper thing will be to do, because I know what girls that age are like. but also idk what to look for, I don't want to ask chatgpt like "my daughter is being really flirty with her stepdad what do I do" ya know idk...and trade what huh

>>83495127
oh yeah the too good to be true single mother, NOW I've heard everything, that one is on every guys wishlist. and I've never done a threesome so I guess not.
>what are you doing school for?
probably teaching.

east coast seems awful idk maybe it's not, I haven't spent a lot of time there. seems kinda...dead idk. i'm sure the major cities are still good.

I'd say it's higher than most my age. maybe that's what got me into this in the first place? hmm. and guys flirt with me plenty so I will say yes.

>>83495131
>I live a state over
oh shit that's never happened before. umm...west I'm guessing? nobody has ever been close on 4chan.

>>83495218
I'm the acronym guy, ddlg is a dom/sub relationship where the dom acts like a father figure for his gf that acts like a daughter. Might as well be your dad also if I'm going to be a stepdad. I meant to type out "talk to" but it ended up as trade somehow
Anyways, offer to chat elsewhere is still open

>>83495218
yea west from you
I can be in Idaho in like three hours
I wouldn't drive over right this minute ofc
but how do I see what you look like?

>>83495248
>I'm the acronym guy, ddlg is a dom/sub relationship where the dom acts like a father figure for his gf that acts like a daughter.
huh. I guess I can't say that's super surprising at all, but hmm how does it work? I get a normal dom/sub relationship, but in ddlg if I misbehave do you ground me for the weekend? and yeah I suppose we'd just talk with her. the thing is she'll tell me anything right now and is just so sweet, but I know that doesn't last once the hormones hit :/

>>83495269
figured so. and I'm glad you're not hackin me and driving over right now that'd be an awkward first impression indeed. as for looks idk how you'll find that out. I guess impress me with your wit and charm and you may find out.

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>>83495218
>oh yeah the too good to be true single mother, NOW I've heard everything, that one is on every guys wishlist
yeah good point. However a single mom who is basically a live in sex pet is enough for a lot of guys to be a step dad.
so easy you think girls wouldn't fuck it up... yet they do consistently
>east coast seems awful idk maybe it's not, I haven't spent a lot of time there. seems kinda...dead idk. i'm sure the major cities are still good.
Meh... Economy on the east coast is way better than the west coast, there is also easy and clear career paths to move up in life. You have to be a total fuck up to fail at not moving ahead here... and a lot of total fuck ups move a head here anyways. There is stuff to do and there is a lot more going on BUT.... yeah you don't have much 24 hour stuff.
Not great for partying it's for people who have calmed down and are trying to raise families. Most events are family oriented.
>>83495269
Well well well looks like you got a potential suiter.

I mean you are offering to be a 24/7 sex pet for a guy who can give you and your kid a shot at a better life, and have an okay sense of humor and take accountability for fucking up.
to a lot of guys that is too good to be true simply cause 99% of women don't meet their end of a bargin.
A lot of girls just expect to get shit and complain.

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>>83495047
>actually quite like Idaho it's a great state
Potatoes and Aella.

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>>83495434
Who is this girl? This video is great. I don't know whether to laugh or jerk off

>>83495383
>yeah good point. However a single mom who is basically a live in sex pet is enough for a lot of guys to be a step dad.
I suppose so. maybe that's my issue, I don't lead with the sex pet irl just the single mother part cause it's pretty important and I don't want to trick someone. maybe I should try that on the next cute guy who shows some interest and see if you're right

I guess if you like the east coast that's cool and stuff. I can only really imagine living in either florida or maybe one of the carolinas but I highly doubt I'll leave the west.

and sadly another strike against single mother is I can't be a 24/7 sex pet like a normal girl could.

>>83495434
idk who that is, very strange webm though. the first 10 seconds I was like ok she's got some moves maybe I'll learn something cute and sexy but then...hah idk that's something else.

>>83495344
>impress me with your wit and charm
maybe I should rename my shaft and sack to "wit" and "charm"
I'm sure my wit could impress in person
seriously though, should I drop discord?

>>83495195
Radiacode has an integrating scintillation detector for about $500.
And if you're talking about the black fluorite clip-ons, there are multiple tablets inside, the one behind the mylar window is for alpha and the other five have different types of shielfing for crude spectrum analysis.
t. house person

>>83495344
we would talk about how much control you would be willing to give. Could be hot grounding you and me and her go out without you.

>>83495476
I'll give you a hint: She's not the potato.
>>83495481
One of the daughters of Matt Slick, CARM.org president. Which may or may not mean anything to you, but is Idaho related.

Tennessee had a surprisingly Okay school system when I was growing up, so teaching would be a good profession if you end up there with me.

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>>83495481
>I suppose so. maybe that's my issue, I don't lead with the sex pet irl just the single mother part cause it's pretty important
better you don't cause the moment you show up with a kid the dude is gonna bounce and freak out...or worse try and bang your kid
(I mean try and bang your kid before they are of a legal consenting age. Then having casual sex with your daughter is perfectly normal and perfectly healthy and should be encouraged)
>I guess if you like the east coast that's cool and stuff. I can only really imagine living in either florida
You aren't familair with florida are you? Great for visiting, but the state is schizo and is trailer trash rednecks on the inland and overpriced wealthy boomer towns on the coast.
>One of the carolinas
South Carolina is fun but super slow paced. food there is incredible though. Floods like crazy though. also I have never seen a crab infestation till I visited there.
>North Carolina
Yeah, its pretty great there but there are multiple different regions with multiple different vibes. Some cities are a giant gheto, some are art coastal towns, some are mountain forrest hipster towns, some are metropolitain areas.
>you know DC is on the east coast right?
>You know that NYC is also on the east coast
>You know PA and all of PA's big cities are also on the east coast right
>You know boston is on the east coast right
I live in a "smaller" town (it's not smaller and there is a military strategic reason they split the metro area to not be a giant large city) usually when it's vacation time I take a trip to a different city, cave system, or moutain around the area.
>sadly another strike against single mother is I can't be a 24/7 sex pet like a normal girl could.
As long as you take dick when you are told and let guys do it with you how they want.... they won't mind if you gotta take care of the kid for a bit.

>>83495485
well I mean, there's room for improvement.

>>83495507
yeah there would be a lot to discuss. sadly not as easy as a normal girl would be! but also with a normal girl, you can't ground your daughter-mommy and take her daughter daughter out for ice cream while she pouts at home lol

>>83495542
I have no idea who that is. are you really attached to this land? is it the ancient family farmstead or something?

>>83495597
>I'm a single mom
>I'm willing to humor random men on the internet about being a live in sex pet
>you have to impress me tho
I've changed my mind

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>>83495489
The Scintillation detecors aren't used in my trade. half the time I'm building a reactor it isn't crit, and when it is they have already had radcon do prelminary radiological tests once the refuelers drop the rods.
Then the testing and flushing begins.
workflow is highly controlled.
You are 100% right on the Black clip on.
It's a bare minimum Rem exposure spectrum analysis deviced that is analyized weekly

>>83495597
well if you want to talk ddlg, just as an online thing, and fantasize about a life we will never live irl my ses is
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And disc is recycled0609

Could be fun talking about all the what ifs that come with this unique situation

>>83495613
You incels are something else. Of course a girl with a kid is going to have to vet you first and all you've done is make a very boring penis joke at her and then complain about it. bitch doesn't know you at all, use your brain idiot

>>83495633
I'm not that guy but to be fair, we are all retarded for believing it's a woman in the first place

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>>83495613
it's the internet, anyone taking a 4chan poster claiming to be a single mom on a thread about how single moms need to let their husbands have sex with their daughters is already very out there. Daughter is too young to fall in line with the thread topic... But she kept the thread interesting.

Changing your mind is for the best through. This is how women get when they get some attention. Then it becomes picky and they start changing their mind.

>>83495597
>are you really attached to this land? is it the ancient family farmstead or something?
It was bought from Georgia-Pacific in the late 1990s amd other than having the "cabin" built on it, is still just paper/timber forest.
About every ten years GP will clearcut and replant the surrounding however-many hundreds (thousands?) of acres of adjacent land they still own, which somewhat mars the drive in for a couple years until the trees regrow to a good size, and then you get to an area of a few hundred acres that has too much natural groundwater and topology changes to be easily harvested, which is why it was sold off.

>>83495633
not even an incel
and yea man, penis jokes are totally out of place in the thread with live in sex pets and guys trying to explain what ddlg stands for
she deserves to be a single mom, have fun trying to save her

>>83495642
There's tons of real women on r9k, that has nothing to do with my point and is irrelevant anyways. If the guy wants to eflirt with a girl, I gave him some basic advice. Up to him what he does with it.

>>83495658
I'm not captain save a hoe, that's you. If you want to get any girl though you can whine like an idiot when they don't drop everything to post their pic and rush to meet you, or you can use your brain and maybe find a girl.

>>83495646
what's crazy about the internet is everyone does believe you would sex her underage daughter though

>>83495651
The closest neighbor is pretending to have a horse farm. Across the road is a very large "hunting lodge" I have never seen occupied, but does have professional landscapers keeping it in good repair. Other side of the "horse farm" is (was?) a meth enthusiast who apparently wrote a lot of pop-country lyrics. And then down at the bottom have been a number of different people trying to turn all the natural springs into cottagecore fish farming (most recently salmon, AFAIK, and I haven't heard of a change, so maybe it's working for them).

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>>83495696
I'm not offering to drive to meet her.
or asking her to come live with me.
Just sayin....
Maybe question other people first...

>>83495737
>he didn't deny it
sure sure buuut the OTHER freaks amirite

>>83495827
didn't you change your mind and try to meet up with her?
Now you are ass mad cause someone closer is talking to her?
Kinda suspect you got sour grapes and changed your mind

>>83495542
tn? i am very sorry if you are anywhere near memphis.

>>83495098

Nobody on arcanine has read a book, Anonymous.

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>>83495827
>You didn't deny the shit I made up in my head
>Don't deflect to me trying to hook up with a single mom and have her be my live in sex pet with her kid
This nigga projecting real hard.

>>83495827
Even if you go into it with the purest heart and the best intentions, you're going to teach her your interests and ways of thinking.
Right around the time the novelty of viciously fucking her mom in every hole begins to wear off, puberty is going to hit her like a truck and you're going to understand why someone knocked up her mom at 15.
Oh, you'll remind yourself that you're like a father to her, but give it a couple more years of her pointing out you're only *LIKE* a father, you're not actually related, and she's gonna come home after staying out late partying, in her fabric-shortage slut costume, sexually frustrated because boys her age xannit take a fucking hint, and try to make you angry enough to spank her like you used to... and before you know it you're knuckle deep while she's pawing at your zipper.

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>>83495900
it almost sounds like you're speaking from experience anon...

>>83495857
The negros of both Nashville and Memphis are hours away.

>>83495910
I pretended I came home too drunk to remember even leaving the party and preemptively apologized if I was more of a bitch than usual and he relaxed and asked if I wanted to go to Waffle House for some greasy hangover food.

>>83495936
do you mind if I ask what your take on the question of how much should a step father let his step daughter cuddle with him and be touchy and all that?

>>83495481
Why the carolinas?

>>83495954
It's self-regulating.
If either of them becomes uncomfortable with it as she gets older, because it stops feeling innocent, they'll stop and/or reset appropriate boundaries.

And if they don't become uncomfortable about it, well... there are worse things they could be doing.

>>83495900
>and try to make you angry enough to spank her like you used to.
this is why I think foids shouldn't be spanked.

>>83496067
You're no fun.
No fun at all.

>>83496072
it led to you directly seducing your step father!

>>83496078
How was he supposed to have known how plump and juicy it had become?

>>83496061
thanks for the answer. do you think it would have been worse if he weren't touchy feely at all and was kind of cold? out of a respect for your mother or you or whatever

>>83496092
did he not have eyes like damn girl!

>>83496102
When I was about eight or so his parents had been visiting and we dropped them off at the airport. There was the usual everybody hugging goodbye, which I was not a fan of at the time for no reason I recall anymore.
I'm standing away from the group at the corner of the car while step-dad moves luggage from the trunk to the curb. His dad asks (me) if he can have a hug. Stepdad turns and asks if I want to hug him (his dad). I say no. He turns to his dad and says, no, he can't have a hug.

Looking back on it, there's probably some family history there I still don't know about and some subtext I didn't pick up on at the time, but it was still an interesting and memorable (clearly) event even at that age.
Point is...
He wasn't especially touchy-feely. Like you could hug him and he'd hug you back if you wanted, but it wasn't "kind of cold". Even if you knew he'd rather you didn't, he also didn't mind if you needed to.

That doesn't make very much sense upon re-reading it.

But I don't know how things would've been different if he'd been more touchy-feely OR more cold.

Maybe I've just rewritten the memory so it makes more sense, but he was always kinda predictable, but not in like a negative easy-to-manipulate way. Reliable. So you put him in a situation where you need to be spanked, he'll spank you. And if you abruptly twist that to a situation where you WANT to be spanked, he'll spank you. Do you see?

>>83496106
Aww, c'mon. The skirt wasn't THAT short.

>>83496343
you're the one who said it was a slut costume! and besides I'm sure you didn't mind him taking in the view when you came in that night and convinced him to spank you

>>83496407
Because BOOBS, bro.
Those were the new(ish) thing that I had that boys didn't.
Lower half of the body was an afterthought.
I don't think I even began to appreciate the effects that could be wrought with ass and pussy until after I had sex.

Kids today with their internet social media pornography <shakes fist at cloud>.

>>83496456
I mean it can't be that much of an afterthought since you were lusting after a spanking...probably bent over his lap with your skirt up showing those cute party panties you chose "just in case"

but yeah idk it sorta makes sense that you'd instinctively feature your boobs when you're young and they're new and exciting and perfect

>>83496329
>Looking back on it, there's probably some family history there I still don't know about and some subtext I didn't pick up on at the time, but it was still an interesting and memorable (clearly) event even at that age.
thank you for answering in detail. it is funny the memories that make an impression when you're young like that, things you would probably not give a second thought in adulthood.

>He wasn't especially touchy-feely. Like you could hug him and he'd hug you back if you wanted, but it wasn't "kind of cold". Even if you knew he'd rather you didn't, he also didn't mind if you needed to.
but now I don't even know what to think lol. if he wasn't all that touchy-feely, but just I suppose a normal guy. and I get it. plus, sometimes you just need a hug.

>Reliable. So you put him in a situation where you need to be spanked, he'll spank you. And if you abruptly twist that to a situation where you WANT to be spanked, he'll spank you. Do you see?
oh I do see, yes. I may have played such games myself. Sometimes I see a younger girl acting out to her father and I think to myself that is very relatable and I know what she wants. Of course, I hated when my mother spanked me. I suppose it's just the way it is.

>>83493364
There's a rule against this specific situation in the Bible.

>>83496489
It definitely was not that thought out.

I wanted attention and hadn't been getting as much as I wanted from the boys and while I (probably) didn't want THAT kind of attention from him, I could get negative attention and attention is attention, right? Or maybe I wanted to feel bad (physically) to distract from how bad I felt (emotionally). Or to be mad rather than sad. Bit of all of it.

And then it felt way better than I remembered from when I was a kid, which wasn't what I was initially after, but I can squirm around like I'm trying to avoid it while sneakily working out in real time what feels best.

So super sneaky I didn't even notice he'd stopped with the I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT WHY THIS IS HAPPENING lecture and was just silently spanking me whenever I'd stopped squeaking and squirming and arched my back and pushed with my toes so I could bend my knees a bit so my thighs didn't offer as much protection so he could beat my pussy a little and leave his hand there (so warm!) until I had gotten ready for another.

You know. Normal teenage girl daddy-daughter stuff at 1am on a Sunday.

>>83494153
Daughter perfect age. You're going to be a one of those moms that makes me people stop and think because your ages will be close. My mom did that occasionally having me at 16.

>>83493364
There are women already doing this and it doesn't end well. The type of guys who would do this also don't only go for legal aged children of hers or girls.

>>83496972
That's because it's risky so only low inhib guys who are already experienced preds go for it but if you find a good mom it's actually less risk because she'll cover for you.

>>83496972
its because they aren't doing it right obviously

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>>83495900
Was it a regular deal to let daddy hit it?
See if mom understood daddy is allowed to fuck her daughter then there is like 0 issue.

>>83494534
Then teach us how to lactate then

>>83495098
Yeah but Humbert fakes his relationship with the mom in order to get to Lolita. Anons in this thread are tallimg about being open from the start with the mom.

When harem culture was still prevalent this was completely normal. That being said, harem culture also caused hundreds of thousands of women and men to be sex slaves.

>>83498029
he also murders her, man. what happens when mom starts getting jealous in this scenario?

>>83498114
was that meant to be portrayed as a negative?

I want to know why there are not more Mother Daughter porn stars. I thought we had reached peak degeneracy.

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>>83498114
You are only giving the positives to Harem culture. >>83498142
The down side is when you have a society with lots of men who are treated as working cattle and are not given any love, pussy or incentive to care for society they tend to burn it to the ground.
1 man 1 woman isn't for women, its the best way to keep men happy and prevent 50 not chads from murdering chad then enslaving his women.
Of course when you have a normie society with a man inlove with a single woman everything runs fairly smooth on the macro scale

This is why the government is trying to label incels as a terror threat despite they are more likely to commit suicide than homicide.
However, the migrants running from war torn countries aren't so reluctant to assault women.

Congrats government, you disincentivized the men who would protect the women to point and laugh instead

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>>83498114
I'm convinced women genuinely don't care after a certain age if the man cheats because they want to be cared for.
The Husband openly having sex with the daughter takes care of this issue. He isn't going to leave the unit and will still care for you, your daughter can take over sexual duties. Date nights are family nights.
Only issue is it can't be publicly known because she would be humiliated by outsiders. However living in a rural area with few neighbors or just not being open about the sex part and playing the daughter being touchy feely is "It's like the daddy she never had" then it would avoid that problem of shame.

>>83498139
>what happens when mom starts getting jealous in this scenario?
She definitely would and that's why all this stepdad stuff wouldn't work.

>>83494153
Damn that's so young to be a single mother

>>83498488
I dated a single mom around this age when I was 18 (she was 26). It wasn't bad, and I consider it a net positive experience cause she helped me become an adult.
Thing is she was a widow.
A widow isn't a single mom. Her kids dad got cancer, she didn't make a mistake she had a tragedy.
Also she had baby dads family supporting on top of her own so dating wasn't an issue and everyone was kinda rooting for her to find a man.
Kid was cool, never petended to be step dad or anything, played videogames, occationally got food together but rarely saw him honestly.
We broke up cause I wasn't looking for serious commitment that young.
Sex was pretty good. She always said she liked that I was the most sexually aggressive boyfriend she had and I always made her feel wanted cause we would fuck all the time.
Used to let me cum in her regularly too. Shit was nice, got addicted to cumming in my GFs. Don't know if I could date a girl that won't let me nut in her on the reg