/r9k/ - Imagine not only dying at 33, but also being circu - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/26/25(Fri)20:29:25 No.83493412

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Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)20:29:25 No.83493412 Archived

Imagine not only dying at 33, but also being circumcised. Couldn't be me.

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)20:31:20 No.83493426

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)20:31:20 No.83493426

>>83493412
It's difficult to put into words how much hate and contempt I have for christfaggots

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)20:32:46 No.83493439

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)20:32:46 No.83493439

>>83493412
>god had his own foreskin cut off
What the fuck does he do with them?

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)20:35:17 No.83493457

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)20:35:17 No.83493457

>>83493412
According to Islam, he is currently in heaven with a permanent erection having all the sex.

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)20:36:43 No.83493472

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)20:36:43 No.83493472

>>83493439
Is god all powerful such that he could create a penis even he couldn't circumcise?

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)20:36:43 No.83493473

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)20:36:43 No.83493473

>>83493426
christfags btfo

https://youtu.be/xpUb5Qmyd2k?si=NT3yAFyoW5eYdkU7

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:26:30 No.83494276

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:26:30 No.83494276

>>83493457
So basically, heaven is just a platonic Epstein island?

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:29:36 No.83494299

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:29:36 No.83494299

I went a catholic middle school for 9 years. I can't think of anything more boring than sitting in church. I fucking hated every friday

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:42:14 No.83494413

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:42:14 No.83494413

>>83493412
On the other hand, He's literally me.
>I might as well be dead

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:46:10 No.83494447

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:46:10 No.83494447

>>83493412
>Jew with ridiculously high interest rates.