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Walk me through how you date a woman and lead her to having you have sex with her. Do you two not even get tested at a clinic before? And if you do, wouldn't that kill the element of mystery and intrigue and make it painfully obvious to everyone involved that yes, you two WANT to have sex with each other? How does that even work? It's so weird to me. As a virgin, I'd like to know.
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>>83493467
>Walk me through how you date a woman and lead her to having you have sex with her
/r9k/ in the year of our Raptor 2k25
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>>83493480
Still haven't explained to me how it works
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>>83493467
can someone explain to me desu.
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If shes under 20, im not using a fucking condom lmfao
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>>83493467
Here's how it worked for me
>respond to post on hyperspecific lewd interest forum looking for someone to hang out at a convention on the night before the con
>send phone number with intro
>text a bit to exchange basic info like age and who we were at the con with
>tell her I'm going to pick up my badge, ask her to come
>make basic conversation while standing in line
>she invites me to hang out with her friend group in their room
>sit next to her on the bed while we all watch Adult Swim
>she changes into pajama pants in the bathroom
>her friends are talking about not being able to get the weed edibles they wanted for some reason
>I offer to grab some of mine to share
>get them from my hotel room, change into pajama pants, take an edible, share some with her friends
>she doesn't take one, I don't pressure her
>back to watching adult swim on one of the hotel beds
>ask to put my arm around her, she accepts
>cuddle for a few hours watching cartoons
>next day, text her in the morning, hang out with her at the con
>in the afternoon ask her to come to my hotel room to watch cartoons
>alone with her
Is this helping at all OP?
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>>83494491
Not op, but I'm intrigued. Please continue
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>>83494491
So basically if you're Chad, women will invite you into their room and let you touch them
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>83494549
>So basically if you're Chad, women will invite you into their room and let you touch them
My chadness is debatable, I'm short and heavy and had beard stubble and she was into that look.
>>83494491
>>83494507
>lay in bed with her
>watch cartoons and make conversation for an hour or two
>ask if she wants to make out
>she agrees, kiss her
>lips only first, then neck kisses (no sucking to leave marks), sucking and nibbling her lower lip
>dip my tongue in her mouth, suck on hers when she puts it in mine
>do this for many minutes until we're both out of breath
>ask if I can play with her tits
>she agrees, I help her out of her shirt and bra
>her breasts are kinda massive, spend awhile groping them, then kissing and licking them, mixing in sucking her nipples
>once she is clearly aroused, ask if I can eat her out
>she seems surprised I asked and asks if I'm going to want a blowjob
>tell her she doesn't have to, I just enjoy eating pussy and haven't been able to practice in awhile
>she agrees, I help her out of her pants and panties
>I get between her legs, kiss and stroke her inner thighs
>spread her labia with my fingers and start licking her clit softly
>she's shaved so I latch on to the area around her clit with my lips and alternate sucking on it and licking it
>do this until my tongue cramps, then hold out tongue and use my neck to grind it into her clit
>eventually she has an orgasm
>suck her clit while her hips buck and she squeezes my head between her thighs
>when she unclamps she apologizes
>tell her not to worry about it
>get up to wipe my face with a towel
>she tells me she has a condom in her bag
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>>83494778
You gonna continue anon, or leave me hanging
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>>83493467
Here's an example

>Bumble match
>chat back and forth a few times then I ask her out on a dinner date
>she says yes
>go out for pizza a few nights later
>we seem to click
>convo flows easy and I'm on my game making her laugh quite a bit
>eating outside, beautiful late summer evening, vibes are good
>didn't really intend to have sex going in but I liked her and honestly didn't want the night to end yet
>ask her if she wants to go back to my place to watch a movie
>she says yes
>roommate isn't home so we have the place to ourselves
>sit on the couch and put some dumb comedy on
>ask if she wants to cuddle and she says yes
>last about 5 minutes into the movie before we start making out
>can't keep our hands off each other
>she's not wearing underwear under her summer dress oh fuck
>primal lust mode activated
>pick her up from the couch, carry her in my bedroom and drop her into my bed
>off comes the dress
>small perky tits with thick thighs and booty
>I am a happy man
>flip her over and give her a test spank
>bingo turns out she's extremely submissive
>asks to be pinned down, slapped, spanked, etc and I'm only happy to oblige
>thoroughly enjoy the rest of the evening together

Basically if you invite a girl over to your place and she says yes, or she invites you to her place, there's a 95% chance she wants to fuck.



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