I'm white (Ukrainian) but my dick is brown, why's that? I'm uncut but it's not just where the foreskin is, it's everywhere. I've been told by sharty that it means I have high testosterone >inb4 Ukrainian isn't whiteShut up, nigger.
>>83493630It's because your dick is small and all the folds wrinkle and cause light to not bounce off right. t. Brown with an 8 inch cock that looks browner if it's flaccid and whiter if it gets erect.
>>83493630>Brown dick and nipsSorry you're not white. I don't make the rules.
>>83493784First of all, I'm 6 inches which is ABOVE average. Second of all, even if I stretch it, it's still brown.And before you call me retarded, my IQ is also above average
>>83493909>Wants pink nipsHoly fag
>>83493630Race is more spiritual than physical. You are African in soul and it shows on your body. The gates of Hyperborea are forever closed to you, the huts of Wakanda are where you will reside forever.
>>83493927Race is spiritual and I AM white. Show me a nigger who's meek, wears glasses, and is sensitive, empathetic, and speaks english properly. Any black person who does that is referred to as "white" by his own community.If I was born a nigger, I'd still be spiritually white
>>83493630>I'm white except for the color of my skin
>>83493630Swarthy genitals are common in both sexes. It's just a leftover from being cavemen walking around outside. Dark skin is less susceptible to skin cancer from UV radiation and you're more likely to pass on your genes with skin cancer on your arm than on your dick.
>>83493959This is the cope that spics use. I, however, am completely white (other than my dick, but that's okay.) You're just mad at my BBC. Ironically, I have no idea what's up with my dad, but he's pure-blooded ukrainian and is literally brown. I have no idea what happened to him, I think it was the sun. My mom however is pure white with blue eyes
>>83493986Does that mean that girls will see my dick in a genetically superior way?
>>83493997>my dad is brown but I'm white
>>83494134He is white, looking at this old photos he's almost pale white. But that was back in Ukraine, in Florida he turned into a redneck or something. He took a DNA test a while ago and it was like 95% Ukrainian
>>83493997is your dad from a city/province near the black sea?
isn't there like a war and draft in your country. why are you talking about your penis with strangers on r9k
>>83494181My grandpa's family comes from the west side, and my grandma's family came from the North side. My dad was born in Sumy oblast with is Northeast
>>83493630>blah blah blahEveryone itt is a fucking retard obsessed with race, when they can't even define it. Anyway, OP, your dick is darker than the rest of your body because testosterone has skin-darkening effects. No, it doesn't happen to everyone, and everyone experiences it to a different degree. But testosterone can and does cause hyper-pigmentation. This is why even some white women have darker nipples, it happens in men as well. There even are skin care products that are specifically focused on eliminating or reducing the pigmentation caused by hormones.
>>83493630>shartydont mention it around these parts or else the many cheese eaters will seethe
>>83494277>the many cheese eaters will seetheI don't know what you're talking about, my smegma?
>>83494275this doesn't mean you have more testosterone, btw. just that your skin is more sensitive to this particular effect.
>>83494315my little pony and teenage mutant turtles
>>83494227It's medical, not sexual. Now I know I have higher testosterone and less of a chance to get skin cancer there. You're just mad that my six incher BBC is genetically superior
>>83493630Slav(e)s aren't white.
>>83494678We are dough. We're white enough for black on white crime
>>83494275Not OP but thank you for the info anon very cool
>>83493630If ukrainians are white it sure hasnt done your shithole country any favors