/r9k/ - Bros does this me I still have a chance with a cut - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/26/25(Fri)22:42:39 No.83494416

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Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:42:39 No.83494416 Archived

Bros does this me I still have a chance with a cute 18 year old college girl? I'm 30 and would love my girlfriend to be 18. Anything over 20 is just fucking disgusting

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:44:03 No.83494427

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:44:03 No.83494427

>>83494416
how do you even get a white house press secretary job at 28? i'm so sick of this fucking clown realm

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:44:18 No.83494430

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:44:18 No.83494430

>>83494427
suck a lot of dick

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:56:39 No.83494520

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:56:39 No.83494520

>>83494416
Is.. 20 okay, anon? ;_;

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12/26/25(Fri)23:26:36 No.83494729

ruby !!w/iqVkZlyVP 12/26/25(Fri)23:26:36 No.83494729

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>>83494416
dammit im still a twenty seven yo virgin who was homeless several times

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)23:28:44 No.83494752

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)23:28:44 No.83494752

>>83494416
He's no 60-yo slob and dresses well, and wouldn't you know it, she dresses like a thot and defiles the office of president

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)23:30:49 No.83494774

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)23:30:49 No.83494774

>>83494752
Well I mean she's not the president

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)00:57:32 No.83495366

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)00:57:32 No.83495366

>>83494752
He also probably has money.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)01:10:56 No.83495451

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)01:10:56 No.83495451

>>83494427
have a 60 year old connected husband

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)01:39:50 No.83495630

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)01:39:50 No.83495630

>>83494416
Any 18 year old with half a brain would avoid you

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)01:53:25 No.83495729

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)01:53:25 No.83495729

Womens age is the direct attractive equivalent of mans height.

18 = 6'4
30 = 5'8
40 = 5'0

But it's less socially acceptable to pursue this, and even if you do it's harder to pull off because of the diminished SMV men have vs women.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)02:07:18 No.83495811

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)02:07:18 No.83495811

>>83494416
that kids finna have hella autism