Does anyone else attempt to influence the trajectory of their piss stream when they are using the bathroom. As in, try to make your piss hit the water faster/at a specific angle to make the sound of your piss hitting the water sound lower. The purpose of this being to give off the illusion that you indeed have a large cock to anyone who may hear your piss stream.This originated from my very early memories of childhood when I remember seeing/hearing my dad pissing. I noticed the sound of his piss stream was much lower than mine and concluded that it's likely because he had a larger cock at the time. I've been conscious about my piss stream since the early days.
>>83494610Nah family. I just round mine off on the edge of the bowl. Why the fuck would you want piss splashing all over your shoes. Disgusting. It's not even solely piss shrapnel, it's a concoction of all the excrement that has been accumulated, splashing all over your pants/legs and shoes. Tell me anon, how often do you get pinkeye? Maybe worry about your own health faculties instead of imposing the your penis envy onto strangers that aren't even thinking that hard about your genitalia.
>>83494610OP it's actually because his piss stream was weaker due to aging and the muscles not being as strong in that part of the body. A healthy piss stream directly into the water sounds almost like someone frying something in hot grease.
>>83494610piss sitting down then.
