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Would you date a girl that's been studying the art of suggestion?
We could go down town and eat out, maybe munch some tacos or dig into some clams? Maybe watch a movie? Something short, I don't think I can face sitting through more than 90 minutes.
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I won't let you hypnotize me.
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bet 350 silver dollars this is the same person as the tree girl
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>>83495363
give me the quick rundown on the tree girl
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>>83495353
A movie is a terrible first date, you sit in silence for 90 mins. An activity is ideal so you can break the ice and get to know each other. Something like minigolf, skating etc.
And no, I wouldn't date you because I know who and what you are.
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>>83495353
>the art of suggestion?
What's that?
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>>83495353
i suddenly have the urge to eat fembot pussy
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>>83495379
she had an unfortunate meeting with a fateful tree at a fantastic speed of 350 miles per hour
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>>83495353
ARE YOU SUGGESTING I GET MOUTH CANCER??

nice try, big mouth cancer company representative
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>>83495353
no i hate people with their own agenda
i can always tell when my family members want something
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>>83495353
i dated a girl that reminded me of that pepe and it was incredibly hard work. had to force every conversation because she kept sperging. sticking to stacies these days
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Short answer is no. Long answer is still no.
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>>83495353
>I don't think I can face sitting
I think you can face sitting just fine, as long as it's my face you're sitting on.
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>>83495353
Art of suggestion. Is that the same kind of business as LoA is?
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>>83495353
>studying the art of suggestion?
would you actually elaborate or no?
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>>83495353
What's the art of suggestion? How do I do it?
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>>83495353
You should study actual science, not pseudoscience bullshit. But females are obsessed with pseudoscience bullshit.
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>>83495353
>face sitting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glEiPXAYE-U
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>>83495353
That's okay, I don't think I could survive 90 minutes of face sitting anyway.
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>>83495353
Of course you studied something that involves you hearing yourself talk a lot. Of course.
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>>83495353
>don't think I can face sitting through
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>>83498188
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
ORIGINALLY, OF COURSE
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>>83495353
Yes! i love the fictional, suggestive woman you have contrived for this post and would absolutely kiss her pussy
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>>83495353
I don't get it, like you want to suggest date ideas? I think that's better than someone who makes me think of everything.
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>>83495353
You mean the art of seduction? For whatever strange reason I feel compelled to make out with your lower lips.
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>>83495353
I suggest that you fart 7 times in your mouth before speaking. Why? For absolutely no reason other than i want to see it and laugh my ass off
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>>83495353
>I don't think I can face sitting through more than 90 minutes.
If you're face sitting for more than 90 minutes then the guy down there is doing something wrong



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