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how did your day go arrr nine kay,

and hypothetically: would an ugly bastard girl make it better? not me in specific, any that comes to mind.

DISCUSS.
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>>83495390
you're too mean
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how is a girl a bastard, exactly?

are you, like, a literal bastard of unmarried parents?
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>>83495405
No, she's just co-opting the term because "ugly bitch" doesn't bring the right idea to mind
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Day was spent chill maxing pondering the temptation to mix my antipsycotics with liquor I was gifted for Christmas
Hypothetically: Neigh unless they made the boolean decision for me but atlas I don't believe I would drink either way its a real non issue.
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The psychology behind spending so long making threads over and over begging for attention while mocking your own self-deprecating assessment as obese and ugly must be fascinating. There are many such cases on here.
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>>83495417
what does ugly bitch bring to mind that ugly bastard lacks?

personally ugly bastard makes me think of those older/younger hentai
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>>83495390
>would an ugly bastard girl make it better?
Just ugly and bastard? eh idk. Obese though? Hell yeah. I have this fridge I need moved you see. I need someone with some real girth to push it down the stairs.
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>>83495422

What liquor were you gifted, anon? Anything good and hard?
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>>83495390
Hi sems, I'm lusting after this girl who made a thread on /soc/

Yes I can tell her lips are fake but hey
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>>83495430
pretty meta to get a fridge to move another fridge for you
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>>83495441

Her lips look more like makeup than filler, actually. They would likely look just a bit smaller in person. And less red.
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>>83495429
Exactly, she wants to be seen as the female equivalent of one of those fat ugly bald fuckers who cucks the main character
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>>83495422

what anti-px you on non
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>>83495405
Half of this board probably is. Would explain the obsession with virginity and marriage.
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>>83495417
Who is this Sems character? IS she a bitch?
Ugly?
Obese?
Nigger, perhaps spic?
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>>83495445
Hm, you may be right
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>>83495423

at least im not pyschoanalyzing strang rs on a friday night
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>>83495443
thank you anon I needed a good laugh right now.
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>>83495461
Looks like massive lip overlining with lipstick. Uncreative and likely a TikThot but otherwise not as bimbo-pilled as one with fillers would be.
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>>83495466
>>83495466
Havin a hard one, man? Glad u got a laff
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>>83495461
Not may. He is. You can tell in both pics where her lip ridges are and how much she over-glossed with lipstick.
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>>83495455

Or maybe some people still have fucking respect for themselves you degenerate zoomer faggot. Wanting a pvre wife to cum inside and snuggle with is a core human drive, not pathology. Fuck you.
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>>83495436
I was gifted a variety some Arancello, spiced apple mead, Hennessey. Kind of wish they didn't get me anything because I got them shit gifts in return but hindsight Is a bitch
>>83495448
10mg Aripiprazole I did miss my last dose and I am feeling a little better so I might just stop entirely idk
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>>83495474

u cant over gloss with lipstick. gloss is gloss ans lipstick ie lipstick. you boys are so fuckin retarded
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>>83495458
I think she is a light-skinned spic

Sadly I can't find any pics with face visible but she actually has cute features
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>>83495480
Abilify sent me into psychosis with seizures, personally. If your eyes roll back or get stuck that is also an oculogyric crises. You are more likely to have them if you have a low seizure threshold and a high sensitivity to antipsychotics.
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>>83495468
>>83495474
Okay, I'm not knowledgeable about such things, thanks
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>>83495480
I am unfamiliar with Arancello, but it sounds enticing, as does the apple mead. Working through my cabinet atm, so much hard liquor and all these strangers things like creme de violette I will probably never use. Take a good swig for me, brother.
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>>83495483
dam thwt bitch thicccccccccccc af
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>>83495483
That looks like your average Amerifat, hardly obese in Burgerland. Stolen valour, the lot of you.
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>>83495483

hod i wanna breed a light skin spic soooo bad but i hav this stupid vagine :(
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>>83495483
ugh anon don't post that shit, you're gonna make me break my no fap record.
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>>83495498
Keep in mind she's something like 4'9" and over 300 pounds
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>>83495390
Shit day yes it would, until she ghosts me as well.
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>>83495491

It becomes extremely helpful to read up on the trickery these hustling hussies and slovenly strumpets utilize. They tend to document it extensively online, though not as much as they did a decade ago. They seem to have caught on that men recognize when they cover their faces in plaster masks that give them acne, wrinkles, and cancer. Whores.
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>>83495509

a legl midget o FUCCCCK YEAH I WANNA CUM IN YOU PRINCESS LETS BANG PUSSIES
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>>83495509
Is that supposed to be impressive? I assume all Americunts are 350 pounds as a baseline, though of course those are in their bastardized measurements so Lord knows what they actually weigh under a properly standardized system.
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>>83495482
I don't mean gloss by "lip gloss" but by the coverage around her skin. If you're really a woman then you're spending too much time here around men who try to nitpick every singular term in their favor and it shows.
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>>83495508

why any woman would be fucking stupid enough to post herself on here for you freaks to save pictures of forever is beyond me
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>>83495523

ther are no gurlw on the internet yo fucking moron. obv im a femclocked eroided titted up tranny wit a massive pussycock. sit and suck retwrd
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>>83495528
>you freaks
I got it off the archives, I don't save smut. I'm pure. :3
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>>83495523
>by the coverage around her skin
Way to try to cover your ass with nonsensical pedantry. This level of pathetic nitpicking and obsession over vanity is reserved for women exclusively as the sub-human half of the species. If you are really a man as you claim you should kill yourself now for the betterment of the species.
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>>83495534

that still means they are somewhere on the archives forever. i would rather kill everyone in here and then myself than let that happen.
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>>83495534
>pure
>:3
>that pic

doubledogdoubtyou.jpg
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>>83495390
shed reject me for being ethnic. Even though I mog
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>>83495520

American women are actually around 180 pounds and over 5 foot as an average. Think about what that must mean given most wear size 18.
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>>83495544

No need to kill yourself, princess, I would be thrilled to chop your head off and fuck it like the good ol boys on /soc/.
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>>83495552
how can an ethnic spic reject another ethnic spic. ur both brown. u cancel each other out with your inferior degen genes
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>>83495544
I feel exactly the same way. Sadly most people aren't smart enough or just don't give a single fuck. Most people here are mindless coomers.

>>83495549
I swear. I swear.
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>>83495531
>>83495531
Are you intoxicated or just retarded?
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>>83495540
If you're going to regurgitate my own post against me can you be more original next time? kthxbai
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>>83495580
Can you suck on my elongated hyena clit as I make you choke on the hot piss I shoot out of my urethra down your throat and suffocate you with my massive swollen labia already?
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>>83495584
Pix or you're a man :)
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This is a bad thread even by Sems standards
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>>83495596
>>83495596
im sooooooooo sowwy nonnie
what do u want me 2 do
killmy self? u want me 2 kill myself live on tv 4 u? omfg nonnie wht is wrong with u paycopath
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>>83495589
Tits or gtfo no longer works on a board that bans posting or asking for selfies. :)
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>>83495596
What are Sems standards exactly?
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>>83495571
Most people everywhere are mindless coomers. Society has devolved to this. Soon we will just start raping and murdering each other in plain daylight in the streets. Owait
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>>83495446

Why though? How much do tou have to hate yourself to do that?
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>>83495631
I just mean her threads usually suck and die quickly
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>>83495596
then make it less bad fagtard jesus christ this is why nobody likes r9k
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>>83495644
Does she normally even post in them

There isnt a single post by sems in here other than op. What kind of camwhore is this
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>>83495639
She's mentally ill and frequently mentions suicide
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>>83495626
If you've been here long enough you'd know there's ways around it that won't get you banned. For example:
litter.catbox.moe/x86b3c8stohe7qwd.jpg
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>>83495635
>raping and murdering
only shitskins do that ans you know it
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>>83495654
Do you normally assume people are stupid enough to copy and paste random links from 4chan without knowing what they are
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>>83495635
If only anons could rape and murder each other here.
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>>83495649
u new bro?

She makes multiple threads per day but abandons ship if people start talking about wanting to fuck her
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>>83495652
then why isnt she dead
camwhorint in lingerie isnt killing yourseld on cam
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>>83495652

Are there even any an heroines in the history of 4chan?
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>>83495670
I just dont pay attention to camwhores unless they run the site and I can schlick to their dick pics
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>>83495664
Nobody is making you click it anon xD
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>>83495665
That would be a fun game. A merger of Mafia and Corruption of Champions for all the anons on the board.
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>>83495682
I want to open that grinning emoticon wide and piss in your mouth so badly. Nonny-chan.
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>>83495665
How would you prefer to rape and murder me, Anon?

Or keeping it on topic, how would you rape and murder Sems?
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>>83495682

u lierally have a gun to my hesd rn telling me CLICK TJE LINK U FUCKIN WHORE OR I WILL
BLOW YOUR
FUCKING
BEAINS
OUT
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>>83495675
there are plenty of murdered women. women who have committed sudoku on camera though? none come to mind.
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>>83495695
I will happily blow your brains out AND blow your mind regardless of what you do, baby.
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>>83495688
Too bad if I was right there in front of you, with a piss-drinking grin, you wouldn't have the guts to even touch me.
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>>83495695
jesus christ. this is why femanons should have been slit open at the belly and publicly exposed the second their smelly cunts wafted into our purified air. you bpd stacies ruin everything you putrify.
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>>83495691
I shan't be discussing this with you fowl coomer beast.
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>>83495707
Oh yeah? Is that a challenge? I do love a challenge~
I wonder if I can hold you down with just my thighs alone. You think I can crack your head open with them, or would the heat and scent suffocate you first?
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>>83495717
Aw, you make it sound like this is erotic for me or something and not just deeply, deeply amusing.
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>>83495717
>fowl
icwutudidthur.mp4
chicks amirite
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>>83495707
>with a piss-drinking grin

hahahahahahaha this haha did not um make me actually shiver with excitement or anything for the first time in years >.>
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>>83495722
something is deeply, deeply wrong with you if this is deeply, deeply amusing for you and not deeply, deeply, deeper, oh god deeper, deeper, harder, oh god daddy, harder yes fuck me harder yes right there oh my god daddy fuck me harder yes i love you i love you i love you i love you i love youi i ii i. i. im. cummmingiloveoyuilofeoyoiillceoyu i loce you i love you. erotic.
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>>83495722
Aw you give up too easily.

>>83495728
yeah I totally did that on purpose and am not an idiot or anything.
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>>83495759
I like you. I have the lock-on of a predator, not giving up that easy, loverboy~
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>>83495759
your typing style reminds me of someone i used to know, but afaik he never posted on here.
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>>83495759
>>83495759
Oh Nonny, dont worry, you can drink my hot salty piss too! Theres plenty to go around for all you good good boys and girls
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so is anyone actually going to discuss this sems specimen in here or are you just going to sperg endlessly
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>>83495842
Sperg endlessly, obviously, unless it seems funnier to end on this note.
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>>83495400
well i hate you, thats why?
>>83495422
>antipsychotics
ah, ones you cant afford to mix with liquor?
>>83495480
>spiced apple mead
oh my fuckign fauci.... auuuuhghhhhhh sooo yummy sounding

wtf is happening in this thread idk lol
im gna draw noaow ^_^ what did you guys do for chrimmas?

>>83495430
>frasierposting
youve made my day, anon.
>>83495441
dotn like the lip makeup/filler wtver it is but i enjoy the rest
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>>83495842
Now's your chance to get answers right from the beast's mouth >>83495886
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>>83495921
oh i didnt actually care. im impressed she managed to avoid every post i made though. interesting! youd think that would only happen if she could see ips.
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>>83495926
you know, like a member of moderation. :)
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>>83495810
>loverboy~
Reading that makes my chest hurt. I'm not sure I like the sound of predator though.
>>83495814
I ONLY post here so, who knows where he is now.
>>83495824
Please no. I just brushed my teeth. Though I have heard piss makes good mouthwash.

>>83495886
>youve made my day, anon.
I haven't forgot you said you liked frasier like 2 billion threads ago. Thought you might like that webm.
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>>83495926
>implying im a mod
i get banned for spamming every other day for a short enough time that i cant appeal it, and then every other week if a janny is really mad they give me a 1-3 day ban on all boards for spamming kek
also i avoided every single post not directly speaking to me from whatever i saw through a brief scroll (the rest seemed like schizophrenia or boring from a half glance) outside of one which was a reply to a question posted by someone who was originally replying to my OP


...but yeah buddy, you definitely have high tier pattern recognition skills and not an un-diagnosed paranoia disorder xD
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>>83495951
hmmm. you seem like youve posted before in this thread from multiply replies to others indicating a continuing conversation
whats happening, i cant be bothered to read all of this slop
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>>83495951
aw, you liked being called loverboy? that is genuinely very sweet. have a hug, cutie pie.
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>>83495972
Mhm. You seen schizo dykebot lately speaking of Sems?
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>>83495980
its your thread, take control of it then. why lets schizos run wild
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>>83495980

How lazy are you exactly, ugly obese bastard spic girl?
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>>83495984
i dont pay attention to namefags other than the fact that they exist and their vague deal if they have one
>>83495986
>your thread
what is this mindset of owning literally anything on 4chan. this is a public use website you fucking retard what am i gonna do , shout at them via vocaroo to plsss stop posting boring shit i dont care to read lol? this isnt your website, its not mine, this is a thread i made, not a thread i own.
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>>83495972
yeah a person who posts on here like literally every single day doesnt have a vested interest or anything lmfao


why am i arguing with you. youre just going to continue with your feigned ignorance eslut act
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>>83495999
what kind of namefag doesnt obsessively track and compare herself to every single other camwhore out there? are you even a foid?
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>>83495999
>shout at them via vocaroo to plsss stop posting boring shit i dont care to read lol?

It would be funnier than this, yeah.
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>>83495999
>public use
>public
>use
>free use
>woman
>free use whore

its all coming together according to keikaku, i see you now bastard-chan
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>>83495999
How have you been lately Sems? Did you have a good holiday?
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>>83495982
You're gonna give me a heart attack if you keep on. I'm officially pudding in your pocket by this point.
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Actually websites cannot be public by definition. They are private entities. It is one of their own legal standings for free speech.
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>>83496008
idk? i think schizo is hotter than me but thats from seeing her randomly on the catalog and thats a judgement i make of any woman i look at, so...
>>83496011
i dont care enough to do that
you can though
>>83496020
hot
>>83496023
mmm. yes
i cried a lot cause i get sad randomly around this time but it was good i got a lot of gifts and i feel nice

went to a city semiii nearby to walk around the park and look at the trees and stuff they have
^_^
also walked to the post office today to mail out my dna test!!!!( inb4 102% AFRICAN? WITH A 2% MARGIN OF ERRUH?)
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>>83496029
>>83496029
oh you~ keep this up and i am going to have to hold you close to me to feel the warmth and scent of you and stroke your back while you run your fingers through my hair and i whisper how much i love and need you. or vice versa! i can be flexible.
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>>83496079
How old are you Sems? You still have time to get your life together and get away from here.
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>>83496079
sems do you like being fat and if not why dont you try glp1s
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>>83496085
I'm sorry I'm not much of a smooth talker like you are, I wish I was but I'm not. But what you've said to me tonight truly has made me feel a way I haven't felt in a very long time. So thank you so much, I'll probably think of your posts for a whole week.
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>>83496140
hey, if this is true then i am very happy to have been able to provide you a bit of light and warmth in your life. thank you for bringing a touch of engagement and fun into mine. i like talking to other people much better than just talking to myself endlessly.
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>>83495886
I mean I'm already not taking the meds so may aswell enjoy some mead idfk you didn't say yes or no baka :-(
>ones you can't afford to mix with liquor?
Wrong it's just more cost affective turn into a light weight I am wallet maxing my when I'm standing on my bread I'm 5'9" baka
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>>83496194
>better than just talking to myself endlessly.
I know it's stupid, but if you ever want to talk to someone endlessly just as friends, I'll make time for you. I'm not such a bore once you get to know me. I tried to walk away from this thread but I can't have this regret on my mind. Anyway if you ever want to chat send some contact info to my temp email.

dreamless_reprocess691@simplelogin.com

Don't bother replying to this post because I'm not coming back to this thread, I can't handle the rejection. Either email me or don't. It's fine. You're probably gone anyway.



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