/r9k/ - Back in my day dudes just sucked there own dicks i - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/27/25(Sat)01:59:59 No.83495770

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Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)01:59:59 No.83495770 Archived

Back in my day dudes just sucked there own dicks in the privacy of there home and never told a soul. None of this gay shit zoomers do on tiktok

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)02:01:13 No.83495777

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)02:01:13 No.83495777

>>83495770
no they didnt, unless they were born with a missing rib

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)02:02:30 No.83495783

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)02:02:30 No.83495783

>be on first day at new job, 2018
>have a weeknd song stuck in my head
>keep repeating the line "in my city im ayoung god"
>go outside for a smoke
>start doing it even louder
>turn around, there's another guy a ways down smoking, work with him
>not sure if he heard me
>go back in quite embarrassed

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)02:03:51 No.83495788

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)02:03:51 No.83495788

>>83495783
weeknd is kinda cool but I still want to assault you for listening to him for some reason.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)02:04:25 No.83495792

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)02:04:25 No.83495792

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The good old days, where you jerked off in you moms or sisters underwear. Now you have to troon out in order to do that, sadly

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)02:09:46 No.83495833

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)02:09:46 No.83495833

>>83495792
I never realized how lucky I was growing up until I read your post. My grandmother was really into selling used clothes at "flea markets" and she'd have like begs full of used womens underwear I used to steal and jack off in before she washed them. Some of them REALLY smelled. Fuck I wish I had a gig like that today.