>NEET>rewatching sibling slice of life animesi wish i had an older brother to be a NEET with, this shit is depressing alone
>>83496230I'll be your older brother if you be my younger sister but also it must be incestuous
nobody in umaru is a neet though
>>83496233siscons... whyd it always siscons>>83496254ik i just see myself in umaru
>>83496269>whyd it always sisconsI'm not I'm just trying to work the scenario in a way that gets my dick inside you
>>83496278i applaud your efforts but im in search of a brother not a husband!!
>>83496230I watched this anime a long time ago and thought it was really bad.The girl is apparently some Giga Stacy in public who makes straight A's, is popular with everyone and is good at everything, but once she gets home, she hides in her room and plays video games, eats junk food and watches anime all day.Just seems like a weird wish fullfilment
does he know?>>>/a/284647874
>>83496307>seems like weird wish fullfilmentthe exact wish fullfilment i need!!!
>>83496322i know dw ;;
>>83496298You act like those are mutually exclusive, wink wink
>>83496230I was a comfy neet with my sister we'd watch anime and play vidya together. She got a job cause her rabbit got sick tho and got a bf a few months later lmao
>>83496333we are not fucking bronon!!>>83496342i would die if i had heaven snatched from me like that
>>83496359Oh, this isnt Bronon. I just want to watch and/or a brotherlover of my own.
>>83496381so you want a brocon?
>>83496359Yeah it sucks, I nearly cried when she brought him over to say hi (he's a nice guy too). Not just that she's become a huge normalfag now but also that she got a partner so easily meanwhile I lived the dating/wagie life for years with nothing to show for it. I'll never say it tho obviously and I'm trying to be happy for her.
>>83496393my ex loved siscon and it awakened a repressed part of my only child upbringing that finds it incredibly hot. so yes.
>>83496398its sweet you still stay happy for her though anon, you sound like you were a good bro to your sis.i hope you manage to find a girl for you aswell maybe she can even hook u up w/ one!>>83496409was she annoying like a real sister? cmon more immersion!
>>83496322ah fuck what the fuck
>>83496419>was she annoyingNah not really, she did basically everything I asked but I never asked for much anyway and I liked taking care of her. We got along well because mom wouldn't let us hang out with other kids and kept us home all day when we weren't at school (big surprise we became neets).
>>83496419i would be the sis here. he had like seven sisters. not going to address the part where he had two with the same name as me (and posts on here, hi there!)but honestly older bro/sis stuff always really turned me on. i loved the idea of being taught sex by one of them or seducing them. again, only child with no cousins in age range and no friends with brothers so i was just working on the fantasy of one rather than the apparent dirty socks and irritating comment reality.all my life i have been told by male friends that i come across and treat them like a sister does and that i come across as an older sister to a lot of other ones. and then the guys i date say they get told they come off as little brothers. honestly i really dont know what they mean by any of this, being in complete isolation zone :/
my complete girlfailure sister managed to be the successful one somehow and im approaching 30 playing runescape all day every dayat least my parents can be half happy
>>83496444it was your destiny it seems like, all roads led to NEET>>83496452ive been told i gave younger sister vibes too! it always kind of confused me though since later the guys would turn out to have liked me but id be too dense to realize. >>83496461crazy how things work out, atleast you can take it easy
>>83496470i get older sister, intimidating, dominant etc stuff all the time with them wanting to worship me. and then the other half is saying porcelain doll, disney princess, toy, fertility goddess, ideal wife/mother, alice in wonderland. throw in a good amount of temptress, seductress, succubus in there as well. i am way too autistic to be able to parse what the hell any of that means. why cant men just say what they mean and stop with all the flowery language and romantic gestures. i dont want them to buy me shit or go on about emotions i want to play vidya and wrestle
>>83496491me and you both sisterthen guys get mad on why girls dont understand them, when theyre doing the social equivalent of a clumsy peacock mating dance!!
>>83496502right? do they keep buying you stuffed animals too? it was sweet the first time and then just confusing every time after. what am i supposed to with this?
>>83496521never got that many gifts where it was a problem but, i keep them in my closet and in a cute corner ^^
>>83496491it means they are trying to compliment or describe you in a way that you think about it. we asume getting called cute or hot or whatever flies right over and means nothing because its too standard.
>>83496581:( every time they said most of those i thought it was meant to be an insult. like oh your sister huh, so you dont think of me like that. princess so im spoiled and needy. intimidating, i didnt realize i scared you. i got over this because it was pretty much just self hatred and way too literal autisimo but jesus christ.man-whisperer, why do they get angry when i say they are cute? thats my highest compliment, i will literally say it while nuzzling my face against their chest and kissing their neck, stroking their arms and pulling their heads against my breasts to run my fingers through their hair. but apparently this pisses them all off. saying handsome or manly sounds so unlike me i would think they would think im lying.
>>83496673"cute" is very belittling and feminine; and fragile men will think you are calling them weak. lots of guys will take this well but if you want easy middle ground then compliment something physical directly like their smell or arms or whatever. saying you just feel safe around them will stick with them for life.
>>83496307It's weird how Umaru can keep up with her looks. She eats junkfood all the time and is lazy but doesn't gain any weight or have pimples/bad skin. It's definitely weird.
>>83496230What makes you think you two would have a good relationship?Imagine him punching you, pushing ans pinching you. And if you're both neets, each would be in different rooms and barely see eachother
