/r9k/ - >r/midgets seething that 5' 8" guys experience hei - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/27/25(Sat)03:34:06 No.83496280

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Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:34:06 No.83496280 Archived

>r/midgets seething that 5' 8" guys experience heightism
lol how's the weather down there, gnomes

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)03:40:27 No.83496311

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:40:27 No.83496311

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>>83496280
anything under six feet tall is short basically. it's basically the dd for men

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)03:40:44 No.83496314

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:40:44 No.83496314

under 5'10 is mallet territory, adjusting for age cohot (young people today are taller than prior age cohorts)

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)03:47:13 No.83496344

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:47:13 No.83496344

>>83496311
>>83496314
tell that to the seething garden gnomes lol

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:37:03 No.83497331

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:37:03 No.83497331

>>83496280
They've got a point. I mean im 5'7 and I have a very nice life getting a girlfriend is not even hard altho I can see how everything would be easy mode at 6 feet. But I dread to think what being a male under 5'5 is like.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:44:35 No.83497365

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:44:35 No.83497365

>5'5 guys think 5'8 guys arent actually short
>i know, ill insult their height that'll show them
kek, proving their point.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:47:53 No.83497385

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:47:53 No.83497385

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>>83496280
If 5'8" is good enough for Jerma it's good enough for me

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:49:06 No.83497393

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:49:06 No.83497393

>>83497365
so? we still experience heightism. in fact we're the biggest victims of heightism because there genuinely isn't anything wrong with us, wheras midges are genuinely subhuman and thus should experience heightism

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:51:10 No.83497407

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:51:10 No.83497407

>>83496280
wait until you see what morbidly obese people have to say about slightly less obese people (smallfats)

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:52:03 No.83497413

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:52:03 No.83497413

We should just enslave foids at this point. They've been running the show for far too long.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:55:50 No.83497434

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:55:50 No.83497434

Posted it again award, dear troll
Thridden

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)08:00:54 No.83497471

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)08:00:54 No.83497471

>>83497434
does someone hear squeaking?

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)08:32:33 No.83497606

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)08:32:33 No.83497606

>>83496280
I'm 5'5 and don't really give a shit, this kind of behaviour is pathetic.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)08:33:09 No.83497610

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)08:33:09 No.83497610

>>83497393
Honestly, as a 5'8cel I don't really get made fun of my height often, so I can't blame gigamanlets for settling for 5'8 even if it's pretty difficult to get a gf here.
Unfortunately, I have mouth breather face and a shit personality so I'm stuck in trucel territory.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)08:35:08 No.83497622

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)08:35:08 No.83497622

>>83497606
you aight with me, shortboi

this captcha is evolving every day

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)08:37:48 No.83497635

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)08:37:48 No.83497635

>>83497622
Yeah, it's progressively just getting harder each passing day. I worry for the day when my IQ becomes insufficient

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)10:54:39 No.83498430

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)10:54:39 No.83498430

>>83496280
>>83496280
Very disappointing to click on the image and see the subreddit wasn't actually called r/midgets. Figures redditors are too gay to embrace a "slur".

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)11:01:08 No.83498466

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:01:08 No.83498466

>>83498430
r/shortguys would be for guys 5' 10" and shorter, r/midgets is more appropriate for the 5' 5" midges who keep seething over 5' 8" guys