/r9k/ - Im afraid that if I actually got a gf I would beco - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/27/25(Sat)06:16:50 No.83496940

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Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)06:16:50 No.83496940 Archived

Im afraid that if I actually got a gf I would become a huge simp because of long life loneliness and get taken advantage of completely.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:20:25 No.83496954

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)06:20:25 No.83496954

>>83496940
Yeah you would. The BPD girl is waiting with baited breath for you.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:22:46 No.83496963

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)06:22:46 No.83496963

>>83496940
thats exactly what happens but you know what the best part is? if you simp a little too much it give them the ick and they abandon you

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:27:40 No.83496983

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)06:27:40 No.83496983

>>83496963
Unless they're a BPDemon, in which case the excessive simping quiets their fear of abandonment and they will never let you leave.
>see: Idubbbz

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:29:23 No.83496998

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)06:29:23 No.83496998

>>83496983
my gf was a bpdemon and I'm pretty sure thats why she left me, or maybe because I'm even more of a bpdemon than her idk

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:06:47 No.83497160

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:06:47 No.83497160

>>83496940
that's pretty cute anon desu desuu

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:08:46 No.83497171

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:08:46 No.83497171

Calling guys a simp is just what lonely guys do out of jealousy. Also it's an attempt to try to bring down the bar so if they get a woman they won't have to "try as hard". What, giving her flowers, SIMP!? (Because he is a cheap ass and lazy and even the notion of the expectation pisses him off) It's just funny. When you are actually in a relationship it won't feel like that. You guys will just be happy

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:11:42 No.83497183

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:11:42 No.83497183

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>>83497160
Thank you I guess ~~notice me~~
>>83497171
Being nice and being a simp isnt the same tho. Some people will take advantage of you if you arent too strong willed

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:14:56 No.83497196

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:14:56 No.83497196

>>83497171
hes happy because hes in the presence of a female. shes happy because hes simping for her. an alien observing from outer space can see whats going on. lets not pretend otherwise.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:20:34 No.83497231

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:20:34 No.83497231

>>83497196
You just have sour grapes
>>83497183
Where's the line hun
It's just a pointless insult like calling someone vanilla

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:25:34 No.83497259

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:25:34 No.83497259

>>83496940
That's why you should get BF instead

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:27:52 No.83497277

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:27:52 No.83497277

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>>83497183
>Thank you I guess
sorry anon was that the wrong thing to say :(( ive been drinking so that was probably a shitty reply to ur thread gommenesaiii (also nice miku gif :3)

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:32:25 No.83497308

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:32:25 No.83497308

>>83497277
You little weasel fuck.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:36:06 No.83497325

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:36:06 No.83497325

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>>83497277
Its okay, you seem nice anyway so I forgive you

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:46:40 No.83497377

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:46:40 No.83497377

>>83497231
>You just have sour grapes
The benefactor of simping would say this wouldnt they lol

But i never said it was a bad thing. I would love to be in a mutually beneficial simp-gf relationship