Selling unwanted gifts to CEX edition
selling my arse to cex
2026 will be HHL's year. He will move out of the spacker home, get a good job, learn to drive, get a gf and a sprog.
Is this your day planned out then big man?
For the record I am 38.
>>83497136You already made this post >>83497126
I won thoughs xThis is my era you're just living in it x
>>83497137oh dear what a loser
>>83497139Congratulations on your win
Based Rubio off his nut on wokey. Trump is defo a coke addict as well. You can just tell.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CtcQXrr092A
>>83497145How many pictures of Sean do you have saved?
>>83497146Why does he use so much bronzer?
>>83497150more than you, little lad x
>he's gay for helper
A WIZZA HUTA WIZZA HUTMCDONALDS MCDONALDSKENTYUCKY WRIED CHICKEN AND A WIZZA HUT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOC9d17vASc
Beer has rocked my gits. I'm fartin like a cow
They call me the 90s because I know that vibe xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9_CfOLQ
Has obsessed anon hot glued some photo's of HHL?
>>83497200still crying wolf lid? get a grip you drooling spastic.
Blood pressure through the fucking roof
I think I would have been happier in the 70s
>>83497216What's ailing you anon pal?
This new year.We are all going to be Charlie Kirk.
>>83497175Sort it out Sean this is getting cringe now.
The seaside regime has collapsed but Helper's world lives on xI carry on SSM's legacy x
>>83497234by being a terminally online wanker?
>>83497241>Sean this is getting cringe now.We're just getting started x
>>83497116Pure missing him de lads. Just want him back ASAP
>>83497242reminder that drooling spastic helper created rotheranon to sow more drama, he literally is a fucking retard and he is playing you all.
>>83497252You miss a sex predators?
>>83497253You're not sowing drama tho lad?
I take over Rotherham Leeds style xPipe the fook downs x
>>83497260Blad is a sex predator. SSM is just misunderstood.
>>83497252Would give anything for a SeasideUPDATE. Just to know he's okay. I miss him so much.
>>83497269come to Rotherham train station Monday then dickhead, ill give you some time to get sorted with travel. I'm going to spark you clean out you fucking parasite.
Smashing these wokkles then crashing out xI'm all about peace today. Don't force me to go full poltiical because I will x
Whacky weekend online is it?
>>83497286Go full political. I could do with a laff
Pakis say jump. Rotherham says how high x
off to the rugby later lads x
>>83497279Same de lid. Just one final items count would be lush
>>83497286You lack intelligence. That's why you're in a spacker home. Your family put you there so they don't have to put up with you anymore. You are the lowest of the low. Pure scum. It would be for the best if everybody if you killed yourself.
>>83497305Hopefully he went over the 15+ Idum Count over Christmas.
>>83497304To play or to watch?
>>83497303avoiding it then are we? time and place you fucking muppet. what's the problem? scared? I've offered you out multiple times now and you never turn up or run off you prick.
North Yorkshire Police has revealed the most popular names for criminals over the past year.For the male lawbreakers, the most popular names after David were James - with 165 people arrested over the year - followed by Daniel (144), Andrew (137) and Michael (132).Among female offenders, Sarah was followed up by Laura and Lauren - with 21 Lauras and Laurens arrested over the year long period - followed by Claire (20) and Jade (19).
>>83497313what about the names for sex crimes against children
The fall of HHL will be glorious.Truly an end of an era for the country.
Grown man playing lets pretend online hardman wants to fight you lol
ill be back to check later for a time and place you retarded goblin. Got better things to be doing... like watching darts.
>>83497305>>83497307He is either in prison or dead
>>83497319Also I find it suspicious there's no Muhammad in there. Most muslim men are called that.
>>83497323it is the same person samefagging lad. really sad.
>>83497324You're going to give him a good gobbling like a dribbling retard?Corr
>>83497328Don't say that lad. Never say that.
Let's get fucked up xFlamingo Land 2008 vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWaymcVmJ-A
>>83497324Never understood the appeal of watching darts
>fat tattooed man throw arrow at wallNot a sport, that
>Paedophile teacher Rebecca Joynes who had sex with two pupils, including one she had a baby with, has been struck off. The 31-year-old was jailed for six-and-a-half years in July.>The 31-year-old, who had a baby with one of the pupils, has been found guilty of 'unacceptable conduct'Those unfortunate lads will need a lot of counseling.https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/paedophile-teacher-rebecca-joynes-who-33117947
Might get on the movie clip grind nows
>>83497344Wish she was my teacher at school desu
>>83497340i say the same to football watchers>>83497343almost like snooker>>83497348maybe get your life sorted and stop samefagging and namefagging all day. the jigs up, you and rothercuck are the same person and that is really, really sad.
do you use ai to help search for stories about kids being fucked or do you manually search for your favourite topic?
>>83497349She probably only fucked the bully boys who talked dirty. Doubt she would've been into non alpha boys like us.
It's not a bad life all things considered
>>83497349>I'm a pedo apologist
Fuck Luis and fuck Celtic xUp the Rangers xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9isTmCQRo
>>83497328Tilde got a message from him on christmas, he's fine
>>83497364Most 15 year old boys fantasise about shagging their teacher.
Must suck to have an SHPO. How do people get jobs with those crimes on their DBS?
Nobody push me to suicides x
If I were able to have sex at 15 with a teacher or anyone biologically female, I'd have turned out much better I reckon.
>>83497376I can't feel any sympathy for someone who sexualised a 17 year old
Imagine saving almost 500 images of Kate Middleton.Talk about loser lol
>>83497390Imagine seeing his hard drive.
>mfw them missiles hit VenezuelaWe in that aura farming era. Trump knows the score x
>>83497381What you drinking m8
Obsessed anon is a bit weird, int he lads.
>>83497401Probably full of creep shot videos taken on his GoPro.
Is that Fallout tv series any good? I'm immediately put off by the black girl with a white dad in what must be 1950s America at the beginning episode.
>>83497414It's alright. Better than normal tv.
>>83497373>The 15 year old child was asking for it M'lud someone on the Internet said the child was fantasising about having sex with me so i decided it was ok to groom and rape them, tee-hee.How do you have internet access Rebecca?
End of an era thoughs xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
>>83497414If it makes you feel better they are underclassThere is a cool ghoul character that makes it worth watching
Cheeka is a 38 year old that looks 17
>>83497408Worrying how he focuses on the sex lives of his online obsessions
Amerikkka is collapsing xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY
>>83497420You clearly didn't read the article. There was no raping involved.
>>83497417>>83497426Yeah looks good so far. Playing through the games right now.
Favourite Britfeel cringe moment of the year?For me, it was Tilde inviting anons to meet up and fight them
>>83497430>that looks 17Isn't he balding?
>>83497430Indeed. I do be young at heart.
why do people think Chika is faking his age?
>>83497450no one knows his age. but he is obviously not young
Ok, I have to venture out into the IRL. *doesn't want to go*Next year, I'll be properly prepared.
chika must have touched a nerve yesterday
>>83497444Did tilde do that? lol, lmao even
>>83497444>>83497460It was Crona not Tilde
Tilde is probably slept with SSM
>>83497469She does seem oddly obsessed with him
>>83497455I remember Cheeka in 2018 posting as Honk and stuff, he was in Uni (Lancaster) back then so hes at minimum 25, maximum 28 depending on what year he was in.
>>83497464He said he would be using kung fu against us, it was in January I believe.
>>83497469She has him on Whatsapp and said shes going to let him shag her arse soonhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217903899/#217905516
>>83497464All them trannies blend together
>>83497472>SheYou sure about that?
>>83497472I don't think SSM realises she is a tranny lol.
>>83497487I was just being respectful. No point being a dick and calling her HIM
>>83497487yeah? shes fit as fuck
>>83497455his dad used to tell him off for watching too many YouTube videos when he was a kid. he likes Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom, the only Zelda games he's played, because those are the ones he started with. he's explicitly said he's a zoomoid/zoomberg/whatever and hasn't turned 30 yet.he's often coy and might be pretending to be older (in that way some autistic people do). but in the real world, he's in his 20s.
>>83497441Women cannot legally rape anyone under any circumstances. Is that your point? Are you saying that if a man had groomed and had sex with a 15yr old girl that they law wouldn't prosecute them for statutory rape? Or are you tripling down on your pedo apologist stance through sophistry and others presumed ignorance of the law?
>>83497494>Self harm scars on his stomach from when he tried to disembowel himself in greggs because some builder misgendered him ordering a sausage roll lmao x
Finishing off these breezers garn on the desperados me xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoiEkEuCWog
>>83497499nobody is perfect x
>>83497494Ebein had his chance and wasted it.
>>83497495he said he was in his 20s back in 2016. he is most likely in his early 30s by now
>>83497507He is 34. I know for a fact he is. No one will believe me though. I don't care.
>>83497514that sounds more plausible desu
Looks like some men didn't get a dolls house and dolls for Christmas that they sorely need.
>>83497494just an ordinary, natural woman, arms relaxed casually at her sides.
>>83497520You get some dry nites nappies big man?
>>83497503Greggs didnt work out?
>>83497494how can you tell someone is "fit as fuck" without seeing their face?
>>83497523Don't you worry about my nappies big man.
new CAPTCHAs just dropped. make sure you read the text, lads>exactly <x> empty boxesaaaaalso, different star shapes added. /pol/'s going to have a field day when the six-siders come up.
>>83497524She works at Aldi now.
>>83497507underageb& pretending to be older innit.(we all did it.)
>>83497535No, hes just old.
Isn't it sweet when the girls get along playing and gossiping about their online dolls xx
Hope Tilde records herself and uploafs getting her tight bussy pounded by SSM
Cheeka is 18 actually (he started posting when he was 10)
Massive spaff just now x
Dunno if it is lowering testosterone due to getting older and fatter, having watched too much porn in the past or just being married and settled now, but I do not feel lust in the way I used to. Used to get a shiver if I saw shirt skirts of pretty women out on the streets. Mad fantasies about being marooned on a desert island and her having to fall in love with me. Wanking a lot as well. Been with my mrs for 3 years now and I look on sex differently. My wife and I chat about everything so I have more empathy for women these days. Not that I saw them as objects. It is just hard to explain. Do not really have the immediate blood flowing to penis when I think about naked ladies and pornographic images. Quite happy with weekly sex with my wife when we feel like it. Does not occupy my mind and ego as much as it used to.
Been pushed suicide all me life. All I want to do is exist but it's total war now xCertain people want to see me snuffed out x
Corr. Sent BF out for more Febreze. Christmas meal still sneeding in my bowels!
>>83497542SSM openly admits to "trying gay in the 90s". There's a real chance he would smash regardless
>>83497549Day 4 of pretending to be me. Sad Turkish man.
Bumsesh booked in for four.My ringpiece needs a GOOD fucking stretching after that Christmas lull. Going to get a nice chunky willy right up there to scratch an itch nothing else can x.
Febreze vibes x
>>83497546is this recent, or particularly bothering you at the moment?sounds like you're just level-headed about it tbqh. you've done well circumstances-wise, we all getting older in life x(i want my eyesight back)
YOU'RE IN MY FUCKING ERA
>>83497504remember when she went to his house and met the family and they all thought she was his girlfriendfucking kek
Something something sex something
>>83497310to watch. Edinburgh v Glasgow. will be cheering on Glasgow despite living in Edinburgh now. used to go watch Glasgow as a child when they were absolutely shite and played at Hughenden
Every single personality has given their age. Why won't Cheeka?
I tried my best I lost lidsIt's fucking over x
My haters will celebrate the fall of my regime but you'll miss me when I'm gone xI only wanted the best for British lads x
Might go back to sleep, too depressed to do anything else or have the motivation to do anything.
>>83497573>I lost lidsyou lost when you started creating new tripfags personas to cause drama because no one gives a fuck about you, here or in real life. you sad sad cunt.
I order my remaining loyalists to end resistance. American has won. Globalism has won.You know what to do. Burn everything x
>>83497589go to bed little lad
>>83497581>my regimeYou're joking right
Glide bombs over Flamingo Land.It's end of an era.
Saturday afternoon, no gf no friends sat alone posting epic puns and pure bants with other men on 4chan does life get any better?
>>83497603But most perplexing of all, you're here to read every last post? Strange.
Saturday afternoon, no gf no friends sat alone reading epic puns and pure bants from other men on 4chan does life get any better?
>>83497603Honestly I enjoy it
Launch the fucking SCUDsIf Helper's world is going down we're taking the entire world down with us x
>>83497603Wouldn't have it any other way x
>>83497615That was implied lad. I'm happy that you're happy alone too x
>>83497617For me, it's the idioms and slang from Yoo Kay.Also, there sure a a lot of goober smoochers over there.
>>83497638>there sure a a lot
better THANK your lucky STARS
*thanks his or her lucky stars*
Think Sean finally fucked off.
>>83497638>Yoo KayDo you watch morgoth?goober smoochersWhat's this
>>83497649Shame you can't get him out of your head, you obsessed faggot.
>>83497642All apologies, channeling SSM for a split second.
sometimes in life, you have to count your boxes >:(
>>83497653Trip on Seany lad x
>>83497603Some post the drivel (me).Some read the drivel (you).I enjoy what I do.Do you?
>>83497655you fucked that up. spakka
>>83497658Who do you obsess over more, sean or ruthlad?
Garn nowhere meStill got a couple of desperados left x
Me chungus
>>83497667>desperadoSuits you
>>83497661in what way? had to pad out the text so it could conceivably be 'blessings', didn't i.
>>83497667Why not go buy some more? Might aswell
Bit of StepsFuck anyone who says this cringe. NPC cunts xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPY4tdRtVQM
>>83497667When does the Hitler posting start?
i'm also in a bit of a stroppy mood today. can't blame you seethers, really. mea culpa.
>>83497678Fuck off balding toryboy loser incel x
>>83497666Probably Sean. I rarely interact with Ruthlad.
>>83497681Right before he threatens people and their families
>>83497651No idea of morgoth. Scroll to the bottom of the link.https://www.definition-of.com/goober%20smoocher
>>83497681Soons.png
>>83497688I didn't ask who you interacted with most.
>>83497700Consider it bonus information
HEIL FUCKING HITLERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zN4FvGR2M
>>83497703Why does being honest online scare you?
Post your teeth lads.
>>83497686Watch something funny to boost your mood
EUROPA Jews forced Britain and Germany to war. We both lost. Jews won x
Do you have a feminine side lads? I love Marina and the Diamonds.
>grey streaks in hair>(i think)fucking FINALLY. those energy drinks will be mine, no ID required.
tiny fella with a learning disability
>>83497719honestly i just need to sleep and wait for withdrawals to pass.really cba though. i'll just wait for sleep to proper hit me, in that way it does.
>>83497722I've got an oversized teddy fleece hoody.
Got chucked out of the pub yesterday but it has given me a great business idea. It would be like Wetherspoons except you can wank if you like.
Juden have done a number on us. They have brainwashed us. They have imported millions of Muslim savages to take the blame xHitler was right x
>>83497720hope you get ritually molested then made into a kebab you utter parasite.
>>83497720No little retard. Britain led by Neville Chamberlain made a security pact with Poland and told Hitler not to extend further than Sudentenland (German speaking part of Czech Republic). The Nazis made claims that Poles were oppressing and killing ethnic Germans so using this as a casus belli they invaded Poland and Britain declared war in response. Chamberlain resigned and Churchill took over leadership. Britain saw a rising Germany as a threat to its interests. The Nazis did not start properly murdering Jews and Roma on mass until later in the war about 1943-45 when they were losing and going completely insane and losing touch with reality.
>>83497738You could call it wankercoom
>>83497722Saw her in person when I went to see the band "SEX" in Mountain Ash sometime in the early 2000'sStunningly pretty.
Britain is a humilation social experiment now x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdNxeepSpuk
>>83497739Read the image you posted
Sameseaning in full swing ITT. Cringe and grim
>>83497750Do you really have a micropenis? Post it x
>>83497137a lot older than i thought. its all good tho x
>>83497750Wow that's an old meme.https://edramatica.com/It_was_a_social_experiment
>>83497750Bet you've wanked to her
I turn 37 next april. Grim.
funny isn't it, he changes his political opinion based on what's getting the most engagement. you're all being played by this mong.
Rishi Sunak got that swimming pool x
European historyFuck this capitalist globohomo hellworld xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc
>>83497778This could describe many politicians
Britain didn't win WW2. Pakistan did xHumiliaiting x
>>83497777Nice digits.Think of the postive anon, it could be worse, I turn 47 next year.
still don't forgive myself for that false memory where i definitely remember HelperLad supporting the Tories saying he was 'Ready 4 Rishi' and all this stuff he never said any of it my brain was wrong
>>83497777cor ur 12 entire years older than me
>>83497777I'm 37Its alreet
>>83497793The juden won, you big silly. All of this is revenge for allowing it to happen.
>>83497794Could be worse, no lie i turn 55 next year (if i make it)>Whee over 55's social housing no more loud music!
i typed some words into the archive website and (besides my own posts) there was a pro-Sunak post by Moni (possibly jocular) maybe she and HHL blend together in my headmakes sense, if you think about it.
>>83497777that will make chika feel better about being 38
>>83497806You're right. Juden won hands down.They genocided the poor Jews so they could Israel x
someone also told me to vote Conservative when i asked who would be the best for benefits.i didn't, but i don't like that someone tried that on me. the whole "actually, funny enough..." social engineering strat.
>>83497777kek, add 30 to your sum next year for me. Nice get with the 7's."Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more"
>brother ringing me to see if I'm okay because of my cringe Facebook posting last nightIt over x
>>83497822That sounds like a lefty tactic to trick voters.
>>83497838What did you post on FB
>>83497838no shit, if it was anything like here.was genuinely worried about you, lad.
>>83497838What did you say on there? Cringe is better than a racist rant wanting the world to burn.
>>83497838>using facebookUnc moment
>>83497846The lake threw him back, oh the huge manatee!
>>83497809I need to look into that, but luckily I have a disease that might help get me in a non chav flat or house somewhere.
Based Kev checking up on his loser brother. He really is a top bloke.
>>83497846Vague reference to suicide. Went live at the local the lake. It;s off the fucking rails x
>>83497875I thought that was his dads name
HHL get helpif not for yourself, do it for Steve
Any good ideas to make your death look like an accident? That way it will soften the blow of me killing myself.
>>83497877NTA but don't be thinking of anything like that, if you're able to, talk to your brother about it, or just talk to him. It's good having a family that cares about you, and seems like he does.
Garn full scale now couldn't give a fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
>>83497891Sign up to fight in Ukraine and accidentally kill zelenski when he comes to your parade.
>>83497899It's not full-scale until the bag is secured.
horrifying home made sex robots being made in /diy/ by lads who don't really know what they're doingmakes me feel sad for them
Ole seethieknickers is a sad person. Getting your kicks from trying to make someone feel more suicidal. What a life.
>>83497862Whereabouts roughly do you live? I'm looking at over 55's places near me atm.
>>83497906Keeping off the bag, I hyperfocus on porn when I'm on it. Not worth it x
>>83497916Yorkshire, is roughly where I live.
>>83497891an overdose in your boxroom, maybe? wouldn't be found for weeks, me. by then my liver will have gotten rid of all the toxins, gone without a trace.
>>83497891Dynamite vest at a densely packed brownoid area? The cops will never figure it out, win win.
>>83497921Do you think your liver continues to detoxify after you're dead? Not sure you understand how organs work mate
Pub lunch with a couple of pints and now I think it's about time for a nice snooze
>>83497914i remember an image that did the rounds on various boards for a "homemade flashlight". was basically cotton balls stuffed into a toilet paper tube, then wrapped up in a condom or something.but it had this comic running throughout the instructions about you shouldn't always be doubtful and you should be open to trying things, taking risks.what the hell is this DIY sex toy going to do to my dick??
>>83497886Fuck Steve he is responsible for this mess
Mambo number 5 x
>>83497914they have a strict no sex toys rule though
>>83497928well what are the toxins going to do? can't exactly poison someone who's dead, can they?no, they'll still go through the liver, like how people use sheep bladders for waterskins (no sheep attached).
>>83497886>>83497943Not even drinking with Steve, Been at my parents last two days. Apparently he kicked off and kicked out the communal room. Garn be some commotions x
>>83497958Why don't you live with your parents full time? Has to be better than living in a care home x
>>83497958Quick update on Brian?
>>83497962His parents live in a spacker home, too. Learn the lore.
>>83497938haha one of the robot makers basically has this for his sex "robot". pringles tin shoved in a plastic hole with foam, cotton balls and a rubber glove inside it>>83497950lads link to their own sites with "adult add ons" showing what they're really for
>>83497966You said that the other day and its not true
This captcha is taking the piss. Especially the match the pairs one when there isn't a pair
>>83497920ah, not near me, good luck.There's also homeswapper but there's some right fucking morons on there. FB tier convo's>ya what?>oh>Sorry hun he's out>what about it>Whats this aboutand so on, some real legit cretins.
>>83497962>Why don't you live with your parents full time? I've been living by myself since 2017
>>83497995That isn't what I asked though.
>>83497963Fuck knows possibly dead. He supplied the whiskey that got Steve in trouble last night x
>8 years in a care homeWhat a life
>>83497970Its in the lorechives, champ
>>83498010You'll be happy to link it then.
>>83497983you're looking for the non-paired one.
>>83498001Brian and Steve seems like proper madmen
>>83497967dont knock the pringles can fleshlight.>No, of course i've not used one, what do you take me for, a pervert?!
HHL stealing the plotline to Get Carter next.
>>83498019They are madcunts for sure lid x
Riffratz and wrongunedward won. Not rite
Can someone explain what happened with SSM?
How about another joke, britfeel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
>>83498045if he's proven innocent (a tenet of liberal society) i wonder if they'll change tracks to>y-yeah, well, she's DISABLED so it's STILL wrong!!!
>>83498046Twolls got together and started a campaign to get SSM off YouTube by posting Marie videos implying he was a sex pest/nonce. SSM deleted his YouTube channel in response
>>83497914Latest robot models from Japan.
>>83498061looks creepy af
>>83498051There are riots out there.You need to pipe down x
>>83498061teeth too white, 2/10
>>83498064It's AI you spastic
>>83498069Never said it wasn't you dope
What do you get a when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!]I'll tell ya what fucking get xxx
>>83498069Are you in the library posting because you dont have electricity in your home to "pwn the techno-elite" ?
>>83498069images can look like things. in fact, that's what they do.
some lovely bush out there
>That face you make when you boot up your new sex robot and find out it's second hand...
If it was me dying on the sidewalk you would walk right over me. Toryboy world now x`Rishi SUnak wouldn't throw me a 10p coin if I was starving x
>>83498094sidewalk is american we call it a pavement
can't help but notice the pharmacy has NOT dispatched my medicine today, so it won't be arriving tomorrow.
Can't blame the riots on me xBurn everything x
Woudln't master if I did xEveryone just remain calmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-oA3WJsMj8
How long before the mong passes out?
>>83498141youll still be thinking about him and posting about him when hes not here so why do you care?
I can lift the plane but it risks killing everyone x
>>83498141Soons hopefully. Getting bored of him now
>>83498079Settle down spaz x
Me? Getting mcslopalds for tea. Big shop tomorrow, hit up a few farm shops, get some frozen stuff as well maybe, maybe not, who knows, the world is muh oyster. Put the first bit of money away for present funds next year, oh yeah.
>>83498168I didn't mean to hurt you so x
>>83498169the do double big tastys now. nice
ill af me, got that heartburn on tap
Me at the Leeds game on Sunday xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atrtoMid9vE
>>83498194Das muh slop I'll be getting tonight.
20 quid on scratch cards and got nothing. not right
>>83498226>20 quid on scratch cardsmate.....
>>83498204>on Sundaythat's tomorrow (just in case you haven't realised)
I don't feel like pie today xx
Still at Poole Premier Inn until midday tomorrow. Had a few turkey pies from Tesco and some ice cream.
>>83498248Secure a kebab wrap x
>>83498256did you have a wank after
I am very depressed. Sunderland being back in the premier league has made me happy.But's too much. Good bye lids, see you in the next left life maybe I'll less of a loser x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Vu7SRMlFki don't feel like Danzig when the ol' Germania invades
>>83498270Dont do it lid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX8TgVR33KMNothing will ever be the same again x
>>83498055They won't care. The same trolls spread rumours for years that he killed baby Tristan and his family no longer speaks to him. It all turned out to be bollocks
Friend roached my cover of American Psycho. Twat
Looking fowardeds to the Leeds gameI don't wan't to be a victim. But I am suidical. I feel like everyone hates me and wants rid of me including Sunderland x
>>83498331a bully used to ever-so-slightly tear my book covers as a child, because he knew it would hurt me.i know your pain, lad.
What's for dinner, lads? Me? Roast chicken with potatoes.
drink act the cunt get treated like you are a cunt mind boggled
>>83498347Cheese and crackers.
>>83498347overnoon oats.
Do a round of applause for me the in the 4th minuteI'm out x
>>83498360Pipe downs, Sean x
>HHL mentions a 'minute'>60GETwhoa
Black flame to light my green smoke x
>>83498385not exactly what you're looking forbut you might like this thread on /tg/>>>/tg/97234373
>>83498347Tempted to order something. Sushi I'm thinking.
>>83498347Double big sloppy and 2 lots of french chips.
Dr Grant?Keep absolutely still x
Post your Christmas dinners if you took a pic lads x
>>83498507Bad timing bruh lmao x
>>83498525You'd still have it saved on your phone, no?
What the fuck xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMtDo7BJmQU&t=310s
>>83498557Hahaha this is the scene that made me realise I had a vore fetish. Got me rock hard back in the day.
>>83498557Fucking hell HHLFucking shoot em
emulating ace combat 4pretty fun
>>83498622remember that lad here who was a real life aeroplane pilot?
Watching die hard me
>>83498635Not supposed to watch christmas films after boxing day, it's bad luck.
Don't think I ever watched further than ice age 2, they just kept going but lost all the sovl
>>83498563what a freak
The slop is en route.
watched marty supreme earlier, it was good
Want a Marty Supreme jacket x
>>83498651Very reddit opinion to bang on about die hard being a christmas film. If I was so inclined you'd be soijack'd within an inch of your life
Pipe down man just been stangled me x
For me it's Uncut Gems x
HHL is on a mad one this Xmas tbf
>>83498655what did you end up going with? sushi?
>>83498658i was just about to ask if anyone went to see it...wew
i'm marty supreme i'm living the dream i'm gettin the cream
>>83498664Gotcha. Who cares? There's no point.>>83498686No I ordered the double big sloppy, I wasn't the sushi anon.
>>83498687in the opening scene he fucks rachel mizler in the storeroom at the shoe shop and it shows his sperm fertilising her egg which then turns into a ping pong ball phwoar it lush x
Have to go shop but I really cannot be fucked. Need dindins though
>>83498731You'll feel better for doing it. Could get yourself a nice treat as well.
good evening britfeel hope you all have enjoyed your xmas festivities. roll on 2026 getting healthier and more comfy and many womens feet to smell cheers x
Might make a new edish later onMight not
Ice cream for tea in my Prem Inn in Poole.
watching Marty supreme new year day x
Cheesecake later on in my Prem Inn in Poole.
Nice little rack on the daughter on the euro camp advert just saying
Downloading Marty supreme rn
Offers open for sponsorship of next thread edish. Bids open at 25GBP. Email to britfeel at mailinator dot com with bid. We will be in touch if you are successful.
Cheesecake time in my Prem Inn in Poole.
>>83498942disagree with chocolate in cheesecake, but i hope you're having a good time with it.
drain jesus ice me immediately x
>>83499019is this chat, chat?
>>83498622Love that series me. Enjoy it lad.
Really need to coom to cheer myself up but even my most disgusting "emergency wanks" arent doing it for me today..It's so over
for those of us that struggle socially where do you think the issue came from for you specifically. for me i think i missed some kind of developmental event, i didn't socialise as a child which made me worse at it than my those around me which made me want to do it less...ect
>>83499102>Really need to coom to cheer myself upthis is the opposite of what they do, try healthy food exercise and socialising
just went full Ship of Theseus on my outfit. started with my socks, ended with my top. now i'm wearing pyjamas, and nobody is any the wiser.
Got the itch to play fallout 4 again..
thinking about playing Chrono Trigger all day tomorrow.
>veification not required>no valid cptchacant even fkign post on this site anymore
wanted to kill myself when I lived in Poole. fucking shithole.
>>83499238>he hasn't updated 4chan xt
>>83499238i got a warning the other day for some 'fsdfljflgjkl' post where i was testing if the CAPTCHA would go through.was posting gibberish on /britfeel/, wasn't i.
>>83499238lollers posted something about that im a phonechad so i didnt care
>>83499209Thought you was going to start yesterday?
>>83499250cheers mate it works now these captchas are bonkers x
>>83499259You don't get it lad it's a new epic wind up from the master of irony chungus meta chungus
Sushi's been cancelled. Getting a wizza classic HHL style.
>>83499259>>83499294i just keep putting it off.
No my amazing joke is repeat a false statement for no reason it's a joke between me and myself it's actually incredibly hilarious and clever if only you knew but it's meta chungus lol we are reaching levels of zany that shouldn't be possible morty
>>83499330Same. I'm like that with starting a new game, just can't be bothered now a days.
No Bladrew today. Think the twolls scared him off.
I made an origami cat... LOL LOL random statement I made this is Inception chungus xD
Gonna make a track on the computer in 15 minutes and post the results, no matter how shit or unfinished it is. Wish me luck
been playing that old minecraft beta meit well comfy
>>83499342you know that you don't have to attend every britfeel thread?
BLAD IS NONCE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD XD LOL ZANY CHUNGUS IS BACK ON THE MENU /b/RITFEEL
Just gone and got myself a pizza. Gonna wack on Speed (1994) and mong out
>>83499408I didnt know that. Ive been attending every day. I feel fucking stupid now desu
Why is a fucking horse vagina sex toy leagues better than anything else I've ever tried? I'm not even a furry
>>83499426Who knows, you never asked to be a zany furry chungus did you?
>>83499426Maybe you're just a plain old boring beastophile?
>>83499411>/b/RITFEELlol true true
Thinking of hoarding your tax money for a 1k lifesized plush, all part of the game lads
Asmr bint XDAuditor XDNight walk XDDBS report XD WOPS is lesbian XDYoutube girl is ugly / fat / whore xDDASMR bint sex xD black pepis xD xD XDDDDDDDDDDD oh my look at the time it based schizo o clock clear off normalfag xDD
a furry chungus would be a fungus.
>>83499460nowt wrong with that lass, as long as it's under 6k, the DWP won't mind.
>>83499460My tax money is bennies lad, I'm hoarding it for presents for birthdays and christmas next year. Popped the first 4000 pennies in already.
11 week plan to run sub 3 hour marathon. The mongs on r/Advanced running say it's not possible, but they're not me.
Gotten up me XIndeed yes
We are unhinged off our trolley wackymaxxed in /b/ritfeel if you don't understand schizo chungus close this thread NOW
Just took a shit so big that it clogged the toilet, fucking hate Christmas I do
Fuccking hell man pipe dowsz x
>>83499426Bought with your tax money by the way>>83499456Nah lad, it's actually a leagues better toy than what you'd get with a normal fleshlight
Don't feel like pie todays x
Just want one more HIS LIVE man
Oh oh oh I know lets play chungus charades here we go Me and WOPS xD going for a nightwalk xD playing chrono trigger xDDDDD
Got a new retro game in the post today too lads, today is a good one
>>83499460Let's see your 1000 pound plushie you plan on buying.
>>83499532No no no lad ME and wops xD auditing cex xD then we have an orgy xD WITH RETRO KATIE HOOOOOWL XD AND SHIPPY KEEEEEEEEEK XD THEN ZIMMYS BLACK WIFE TURNS UP CREASELMAOOOO xDDDDDDDD BAZIMMYGA
Don't fike oie todays x
>>83499572Is that you blad xD blendon bladrew post the chungus logs xD
Retro Katie is still making videos despite the allegations made against her, she has bigger balls than SSM does.
>>83499364Well that was a fucking disaster, but I said I'd post it, so I will.https://vocaroo.com/1hBFN9rO7ubOIt was a pretty fun exercise and I would encourage any lads here that make music to try and make something in a short timeframe. I know you want to x
>>83499634It wasn't too bad anon.
>>83499634i like that backing instrument more than the main melody tbqh. sounds like it could be part of one of those dungeon synth tracks.
Ill af memight go beddigngtos x
>>83499593Pretty sure that's actually against the rules lad. I want to get a plush related to a certain franchise that's contained to it's own board on this here hell site
>>83499120i hate soicialising and i exercise almost every day
Why won't bladrew post the chunguslogs xD
WHY does my car stink like weed?
>>83499710probably someone was smoking a spliff beside your car
>>83499710my boxroom smells of Parma Violets. i know that's pretty wacky and random, but also it's true and i have no idea why (haven't actually been eating Parma Violets)
>>83499710Maybe you have some weed stuck up your nose? Have you sniffed other locations?
>>83499625She doesn't have half a dozen YouTubers making allegation videos on her
>>83499528Rumour on the noncechord is that he's back next year
I am violently ill x.Gsrn beddingtons me xxd
>>83499736I hope he is. Genuinely miss his 3 hour uploafs
Neema Parvini aka the Pakidemic Agent aka the Academic Asian
Jesus Christ that bumsesh went on for several hours.Feel absolutely fucking stuffed. Dins dins in my tummy blasted backwards with hunky cummy,Oh aye that is lush.
kfc, anime + britfeelcant beat it can you x
>>83499532>wopswonder if she's going to upload a christmas vlog this year
>>83499802I can beat my cock to anime and britfeel with my KFC stained hands
kfcabkor, f***ing cops are bastards!!
Not right what you all done to Sean, it not
Jammer got a job. What's your excuse?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N50uHKVaU4
>>83499823Better off without one
Blad and eva6
>>83499845bae
Gonna go buy some Caprisun from the corner shop I am
>Blad and eva6EVERYBODY KEKING EVERYBODY HOWLING CAN FEEL A BAZINGA COMING ON
it were this girl eva6 like she leaked me name like and it were blendon which werent even me real name
eva6?you mean discord user thuleve?what about him?
>it were this girl eva6 like she leaked me name like and it were blendon which werent even me real nameOH MY KEEEEEEEEEEK ONLY ON /b/RITFEEL XDD I CANT EVEN XDDDDD DE LID LAD LOOOOOOOLD XDDDDDDDDDD REDDIT COULD NEVER XD
>>83499864>blendondoesnt sound like a real name
Might go patents feel violently ill lids.Amsterdam dying thoughsI go parents nowss xxx
>>83499911dun yer bollox in again av ya
They trying to kill me off de lid. Theh guce super covid.2021 vibes x
ebin having a melty
>>83499845was a bit weird, thinking back...
>>83499911fucking hell lad how many hours how you been awake for now?
>>83499955why does he not revive his blog?>Private Site>This site is currently private. Log in to WordPress.com to request access.lad had good writing chops, if jotting it down helped get it all out. >>83499964seems like he's been slipping in and out of consciousness. me, consistently been awake since some time yesterday. and then the night before. might have woke up on THAT afternoon/evening, though.
>>83499961he was sharing porn pictures with her too. Proper wrong un
Post 450 anxiety lads need a new bladrew or wops katie retro edish xD let's go lads it's zany time everybody do the wacky dance xD
sean did you secure the bag?
just want qxc to go live desu
sean will never change
>>83500013He will, for the worse
Hearing Blad left britfeel for good
Hewo all how are wu doing!
>sean did you secure the bag?CREASE HOWL
>>83499985>blogdidn't he try to start a patreon for it at one point kek
sean secured the bag
>>83500023Why would he leave? He hasn't done anything wrong.
i secured the bae: >>83499849one of my most original posts, to be sure.
>>83500040exactly. soon as he found out eva6 was underage, he blocked her
Oh oh oh I know pretend imagine shippy securing the bag KEEEK xD with wops CREEEEEASE XD in white van HOOOOOOOOWL XD XD XD
wrongunblad
Secured some NEET feed. Honestly just thinking of living off Huel again though lads.
Oh my the anonymous nutters and zany madcap lunatics of /b/ritfeel you never know what will happen next xD
>>83500059bit early for the decorations lass, it's not Christmas for another 363 days!
>>83500059You vegetarian? x
I stand with Blad.
mummy making turkey pie for din dinss
>>83500059whats huel taste like? it good de lid?
Thread has descended into spam. Time for a fresh start >>83500002
>>83500074It's still Christmas for another 9 days?
>>83500074>>83500075The grizzled anonymous madmen based schizo meme warriors turning into cringe simps again when they see a name field lmfao
>>83500086It tastes alright and It'll keep you alive, that's the best I can say about it lid
So ill me .Violently ill just fkkn kill me x
