With a real biofem gf, btw, not a prostitute or trannyIt was.... okay. Not amazing, not bad. Felt okay. Definitely not as good as pussy, but I had fun. More fun for the psychological reasons of absolute dominance than actual physical sensation.Had to use saliva since we didn't have lube. Also took me WAY longer to cum than with pussy, which surprised me. Slightly bad smell during too, when I took my dick out.I can add anal to the list of "porn makes it seem way better than IRL", that's for sure.
>>83497670Biohazard femoid? Why would you stick your dick in a biohazard?
>>83497670Its just something that gays cope with cause they have no other options
>>83497844I have a Resident Evil fetish, yesUnfortunately my gf does not look like any of the Resi girls>>83497907Yeah I'm inclined to agree at this point, I genuinely feel pity for the gays for not getting to enjoy pussy
>>83497844foids who clean and take care of themselves aren't biohazards desu, good foids take it up the butt
>>83498130Why would they when it feels like shit
>>83498180not for everyone i guess
I have done anal with 2 girls a handful of times and never had any poop smell. However, it has never been spontaneous so they had time to prep
I had anal sex with a girl for the first time and as I was in her ass I said it felt completely different from her pussy.Under heavy breath she responded "YOU think it feels different?"Still makes kek when I think about it.
>>83497670makes sense that it feels worse then you consider the inside of the colon does not have any ability to squeeze
>>83498315Women only squeeze/milk their pussy for the men they like anyway
>>83497670>Had to use saliva since we didn't have lube.I mean, is it fair to judge it as-is when you didn't use lube for something that notoriously requires lubricant for an optimal experience? Could give it a go with proper preparation next time. Well, up to you.
>>83498704>optimal experienceOptimal for the receiver. Dry is better for the top
God this is such a hot gif
>>83498800perfect cock milking rhythm
Imo you have to actually be good at sex to enjoy anal and have a partner that is ENTHUSIASTIC about partaking.Even a lot of trans girls are just OK at it. Takes practice but nothing tops it.
>>>/b/please leave our board, normalfriend
>>83498858Fucking disgusting. If its your only options, yeh sure
>>83497670>me experience was this, so your experience will be the exact same thingnot really
>>83497670Disclaimer: this is a perspective of a lifelong female asshole fanaticMy (and by extension her) first time was in the ass spontaneously and we didn't have sex since so I have nothing to compare it to but I yeah, I can already confidently see how much better pussy is gonna feel. >Slightly bad smell during too, when I took my dick out.Only when we were done after a few hours it dawned on me that anal is actually supposed to stink even if you don't find any treasure in there. I consistently kept pulling out thin layers of brown but I couldn't smell anything despite the room being hot like depths of hell. That's probably why I didn't even mind it. I guess unicorn women with odorless shit are not entirely an internet meme.She actually enjoyed it much more than I did, which is something you probably never heard before and never will again. But I gotta say, finally being able to see your own dick stretch out and disappear in woman's guts is priceless. If nothing, that makes it worth it.>>83497907>>83497945>Yeah I'm inclined to agree at this point, I genuinely feel pity for the gays for not getting to enjoy pussyI immediately thought that too. "This is what gays are limited to???". You said it right, gay "sex" can be described in a single word - cope.>>83498704>>83498737Normies on reddit screaming bloody murder that you need half a bottle of lube when first dipping in ass is a total lie and cope for being incompetent in bed. Your mouth is definitely gonna be dry from all the foreplay and all you need is a single stringy drop of spit and patience. Keep applying steady pressure and inevitably her starfish is gonna relax and suddenly envelop your dickhead. From there on rock it back and forth gently and wait for the red needle to move up, once it does about 15-20 seconds later, push it in an inch further and repeat the process. If you did everything right you're gonna bottom her out without any pain from her side.
>>83498918Incels can have anal, it does not count as real sex
>>83500214It definitely didn't feel like it tb.h
>>83497670>Slightly bad smell during tooYour gf needs to start wiping the disgusting whore
>>83497907Frotting and docking are better
>>83500421I hope you're baiting
the thing with anal is, its tighter than a vagina and warmer too.
>>83500436>p p p p please dont see mean things about my shit caked girlfriendlmfao get the fuck out of here bitch
>>83500484only at the opening. its like a bottle
>>83500504I'm not even OP but thinking the smell is wiping problem is a take worthy of a genuine grounds for retardation diagnosis.
>>83497670Sounds about right.Anal always disgusted me even if I didn't experience what it was like. Anyone with a brain has that association. Those who aren't turned off by the idea, were probably raised wrong or just have some fucked up brain.
>>83500484Definitely not tighter. Unless she's uncomfortable and actively clenching and trying to shit out your dick then maybe, but I doubt it. It's obviously harder to get it in though, but once you do it doesn't feel more than putting your dick in a cake icing.
