/r9k/ - how do i get a 4chan boyfriend - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/27/25(Sat)11:35:09 No.83498614

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how do i get a 4chan boyfriend

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)11:36:12 No.83498618

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:36:12 No.83498618

you take a picture of your penis and then upload it on imgur and paste the link here and then a boy from 4chan will masturbate to your penis and want to be your bf

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)11:37:12 No.83498621

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:37:12 No.83498621

>>>/soc/ but you might be disappointed

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)11:38:19 No.83498631

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:38:19 No.83498631

>>83498614
Be a girl, and lower your standards and settle for unattractive nice guy incels who have left wing progressive values rather than being fucking nazi racist trash. But you won't do that, you just want hypermasculine trad bigots

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)11:39:14 No.83498637

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:39:14 No.83498637

>>83498614
Be female and introverted and you can potentially have me.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)11:39:28 No.83498638

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:39:28 No.83498638

>>83498631
>rather than being fucking nazi racist trash.
Why would you admit that you're into cuckoldry?

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)11:40:48 No.83498646

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:40:48 No.83498646

>>83498631
>Be a girl
does trans count

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)12:00:05 No.83498747

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)12:00:05 No.83498747

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>>83498614
No, you simply don't 4chan is a horrible place to get to know people

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)12:13:28 No.83498814

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)12:13:28 No.83498814

>>83498614
Describe the kind of guy you want, and when he shows up drop your contact or ask for his.
Simple as that.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)12:14:43 No.83498820

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)12:14:43 No.83498820

>>83498614
Hi im right here your 4chan bf