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hi nonny
are you strong?
could someone like me, just by my weight, pin you down? im rather heavy...
theres a likelyhood that you wouldnt be able to get me off! im rather good at asserting myself.
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>>83499673
>Imagine the smell
We aren't going to make it 2025 egirl bros...
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>>83499673
Your playmobil sheep got unalived. I blame Silver for turning her into roadkill.
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>>83499702
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............
i dont think its playmobil? im not sure. its a random trinket im pretty sure i got from a coin thing but i dont really remember

its difficult to keep standing which is why i wedged it in rocks but atp i might just superglue the fag to a stand
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How long have you been making these threads anyway, sems
How many times are you gonna call yourself an ugly bastard and grossly obese, why not just enjoy your fat like you claim to
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>>83499673
I am strong (i like to think) but i like being pinned down so idk would probably pretend to be stuck sounds faggy even if it's a woman
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>>83499812
>How many times are you gonna call yourself an ugly bastard and grossly obese, why not just enjoy your fat like you claim to
these arent incompatible concepts and if you dont know why they are im not going to bother to explain it
>>83499816
youd like to think, but would you be able to suppress 290+lbs of coordinated weight doing nothing but holding you down? i can drop my weight and make it more dead and cohesive in pressure or i can apply it in specific areas to stop you from moving certain limbs, its a bit more than just lifting a barbell.


along with the whole... uhhh... sweat/scent thing. my face would likely be dripping on you.
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>>83499691
She's so hot I want to plap her till the room stinks
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>>83499673
explain those rocks/minerals/whatever please. why are they there? just for looks? for some metaphysical properties?
>>83499691
would and tired of pretending I wouldn't. not even desperate I've just been subconsciously groomed by these threads.
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>>83499847
Putting yourself down every time you refer to yourself isn't the same as just knowing you're fat. Fat is neutral, folks like me would say positive even. Ugly bastard is an insult by every metric of language that matters.
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>>83499709
Have you ever heard of that park in Estonia with sheep-shaped stone sculptures, sems?
If we were dating we could go there and walk holding hands seeing those silly sheep rocks.
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>>83499924
those remind me of lemon pigs.
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>>83500143
That was the best trend ever
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>>83499891
i have a degradation fetish. i take pleasure in being obscene and obnoxiously fat
i wish to achieve the ultimate ugly bastard aesthetic

that is all ^_^
>>83499873
when i go out i like to collect small things that dont matter that catch my eye. i like them a lot, and each of these rocks despite being very normal is very pretty to me. i dont know what they are, and i dont really care to know. my favorite places to collect very mundane rocks are the ocean and anywhere with gravel bedding (boring white shiny rocks with odd extra colorations are my favorite because as a kid i thought they looked better than diamonds... i still kind of think that xD)
the purple one is a shell i got when i was walking along the shore and in the forest at rye beach, i went to the two bunkres and then walked until i hit the science station and then back :D i found the smalled periwinkle ive ever seen that day, but i think i lost it ;-;
i have one of the periwinkles from there but its on my dresser for safekeeping..
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>>83499924
wow wow wow. i dont know anything about estonia xD i just know they had great music a while ago.
https://youtu.be/fI36KPUsEaY?=RDMMOcECgEY6MH4
https://youtu.be/FEb68L-3UWY?=RDFEb68L-3UWY
what a lovely park bwhahahaha. reminds me of shaun the sheep
>>83500365
forgot my trip lol
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>>83500143
i remember seeing all of the rotten ones, that was so funny
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>>83499847
Fuck I know I should like a gooner but damn being suffocated by you would be bliss ummpfmm.
What do you smell like?
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>>83500365
Alright, carry on I guess.
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>>83499673
why don't you just exercise you fat hog? If you can't even muster up the motivation to go for a walk, you should seriously just kill youself. In fact, I hope you do.
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When you go outside, everyone stares at you and inwardly either laughs or feels intense pity for you. You fucking circle of meat, waddling down the street. I bet clothes don't fit you properly, maybe they would if you weren't such a disgusting fat animal. Every effort you make at self improvement is like putting lipstick on a pig. Oink oink. You fucking spectacle.
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>>83499673
i'm kinda strong but aren't you like 300lbs?
please sit on my face and eat mcdonalds until you're completely stuffed while playing with my throbbing boner
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>>83500556
The lemon pig community has taken as massive hit since the penny isn't being minted anymore. What will our pigs eat now? Nickels? Too rich for my blood.
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this thread is very interesting in comparison to the one from last night.
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>>83501522
I was thinking the exact opposite. Needs more schizos.
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>>83501561
i was more noting the differences than anything. what was all that about, anyway, you think?
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>>83499673
What's your height and weight?
Since when have you been obese (not just fat)?
What kind of clothes do you wear?
What's your favorite unhealthy food and your favorite healthy food?
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>>83501600
I wouldn't know, I don't post in sems threads very often. Last night was the first I've posted in in a while. Maybe I'm a bad omen.
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>>83500365
>i like them a lot, and each of these rocks despite being very normal is very pretty to me
I genuinely care about you to some extent and so I hope you don't ever get doxxed. But if you do just know that it'll be me the guy shipping cool Hawaiian lava rocks into your mailbox. You're a cutie.
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>>83501013
pussy and b.o if i dont wash
pussy and whatever soap i used if i do
also the pussy smell is not in a good way
its bad
kek
i like sweet smelling/herby and woody soaps ^_^
>>83501288
hot
>>83501479
i dont like mac donals V_V i only liek their ice cream tbhdesu
>>83501665
4'9/295
idk since i was a kid, i lost a bunch of weight at one point

then uauuu...
the fat fetish
kinda realllllyyy set in
xD
i was able to lose 50 lbs since hitting 310 at my highest but i didnt like the feeling of being lighter so i started trying to eat more again

and im bigger now and hghhhhhh T_T ive been moving more, so it isnt as miserable as it was last time when i was entirely sedentary, and AHHHH ... hot. %_% i like being so huge. i can be a walking giant now mhhahaha
>What kind of clothes do you wear?
i like dresses, skirts, and blouses with cardigans and zip up hoodies or jackets. tanktops and tshirts too with the skirts
i like the colors brown, green, red, blue, and black with hints of white the most in my wardrobe and i dont often stray from that color scheme.
my mom got me a really nice christmas dress, its brown plaid with white sleeves. i also got a really nice brown fur and velvety jacket aswell for the winter cold ^_^, and some brown plaid skirts.

to pair with the skirts ill wear either whatever socks are on the floor or these knit thigh highs bundled to my knees if its cold and all the way up if its warmer with brown and black loafers.

i also like fishnets and necklaces and most anything lace or ruffled or buttoned
>unhealthy food
burger/cheesesteak
or poutine...
>healthy food
steak and salad, the way my gramma makes it with a vinaigrette dressing C:
if you mean healthy healthy and not tasty to the average person then when i was dieting my favorite thing to make was boiled chicken breast shredded up with 2 tbs of light mayo (only 40 cals waow ) with salt pepper and collagen powder kek
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>>83501728
hmm.
i wonder, since im cursed
how a hawaiian lava rock curse would interact with my normal bad luck curse
hmmm
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>>83501751
>i like being so huge. i can be a walking giant now mhhahaha
Are you larping?
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>>83499673
Heya! How's it going?
>are you strong? could I pin you?
I'm not particularly strong, but I probably move you without much problem! I rode a motorcycle for a while, and dumped it more times than I can remember. It was 300lbs, and I would just pick it back up and get back on.
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>>83501760
I'd summon the Kupua to break the curse and the way to break it would be place them in your bathroom. Then it should only worry you that I could insert some spycams in them to see when you're changing clothes and showering... Jesus how much I wish I could see you in shower desu.
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>>83501751
can you post some of your nudes? I'm really horny and want to beat my cock to your fat sweaty piggy body
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>>83501684
were you the one that left his email at the end?
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>>83502074
Yes. But that doesn't really matter anymore. I need to learn to control my emotions and not just have a fucking heart attack just because someone was nice to me. If that person wanted to say something to me they could have privately. So please lets not go into all that.
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>>83502296
that person is me. i fell asleep and only saw the reply a little earlier. been trying to figure out whether to send a message or not, i am actually very shy about talking to people and always run away whenever someone wants to talk without being anonymous. probably the whole being known/seen/remembered thing. but you were nice, and it was nice to have someone else to talk to. i think i saved the message in my notes, let me go check.
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>>83502296
>>83502363
Gossipy as it may be, can I get a quick rundown on what's going on here?
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>>83501751
you're so ridiculously sexy the way you talk about your fetish it's awesome hearing a girl who is genuinely into it



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