>approaches you on fixed gear bicycle>blocks you're path>adjusts suspenders with thumbs>cracks open a hazy double IPA>"Not all who wander are lost"How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>83500677steal his bike, nigga
>>83500677I like bikes so I'd probably ask him about the bike
>>83500677>Personally, I think women are better navigators than men
>>83500677I laugh and then he lets me by and I make a greentext about it later on 4chan because it was funny.
>>83500677What happened to those types of guys?They were so common on the 2010s, but you don't really see or hear about them anymore.
>>83500751trends die out, not that complicated
>>83500751the next generation looks like this.
>>83500751>>83500770To be honest you had to have S tier hair genes to pull off this look though, credit where it's due.
>>83500751Beards and old fashioned larping is outStaches and idk dude is in
>>83500783Funnily enough even those three guys are millennials. Zillennial trend I suppose
>>83500812yeah and the original hipster stereotype was mostly older millennials/young gen x. They were already a meme by 2008.
>>83500831They were but I wanna say they were still plenty in number till just a bit before gta 5 came out or whenever bangarang dropped. After that I didnt see them much anymore, any kind, from the ear gage? gauge? guys to lumbersexuals.
>>83500770I forgot that a lot of normalfags are just mindless trend followers.My bad.>>83500783>>83500798This is somehow worse than the old hipsters, visually at least.
>>83500677Ask him if he prefers modest mouse or death cab for cutie
>>83500890If he doesn't prefer modest mouse over fucking death cab he's a poser
Thank you hipsters for making big beards OK. Red hair is my only interesting feature and it sort of hides the gay alien chin. Cowboy boots ensure I'm always the tallest man in the room. Jeans, plain tee, and a flannel means never having to think about fashion. Hair just keep a shitty fade long on top and slicked back.Riding that hipster or redneck ambiguity gives wiggle room for assburgers. >well that was weird, guess he's not that must be the other one
>>83500677I'd be wonderig why i'm path all off a suddden
>>83500677>fixed gear bicycleWhat does that mean? Like a little kids bike?
>>83501098You don't know about fixies?It's just a bike with no changeable gears, it's something that only city-fags like.
>>83500677>>cracks open a hazy double IPAHope he offers me one>>"Not all who wander are lost"I fucking hate normies who think they are on some sort of spiritual quest
>>83501192Yeah it sounds like a kids bike. I didn't know they made that kind in adult sizes.
>>83501098Most bikes have a freewheel which means the rear wheel can turn independently of you turning the pedals Fixies have a single fixed gear which means the pedals always turn with the wheels
>>83501503Why do liberals want bikes like that?
