im a gay twink looking for a bf.Application requirements:-you must be caring-you must be naturally pretty/cute, even if you've let yourself go recently (such as due to depression)-you must be a twink-you must be a virgin, or at least pure of heart-NO HEDONISTS OR FREAKSDo (you) fulfill these requirements?if so we could date.please im veryblonely just sweep me off my feet please please please please please
>>>>/lgbt/board is full with trannies and hedonists.
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im a schizo freak looking for an egf:Application requirements:-you must have big titties-you must let me be mean to you constantly-you must be a slut-you must send nudes-ONLY HEDONISTS OR FREAKSDo (you) fulfill these requirements?if so we could edate.please im verybhorny just get the cum out of me I won't beg though that's gay
>>83501609I do not meet a single requirement and I'm a virgin. Maybe twink since I'm short and skinny, but that's pushing it.
>>83501643I'm not looking for twinks I'm looking for big titty egfs
>>83501609you're not an anime character, you will never date an anime character, you are not even gay
>>83501651If you find any small titty post-wall e-gfs, please send them my way.
>>83501658Forgot to mention that I want a christmas cake egf not some immature 18 year old. If I find one with small tits I will point her your way please give me your address your home phone and your pager so I can properly alert you to opportunities as they occur. Thank you, goodnight.
>>83501621god damn it im never gonna find a partner :(>>83501643is that you in your pic?>>83501651>>83501669IT'S MY THREAD FUCK OFF NIGGER>>83501652i dont want astolpho roleplay loli just like men much more than women. Especially lightweight, toned guys.
>>83501680Racism has no place on this board. Kindly remove yourself back to /b/.
>>83501680No it's not me, just a cute guy I found on here. I would do anything to make him my bf, but alas.
>>83501691racism has every place on this board and if you don't like it then you can fcuk off back to der cord.>>83501729you and me both, friend.
>>83501609I'm probably too old for you (33).I'm sure you'll find a bf some day anon.
>>83501609all i ever wanna do is cuddles and kisses if only i was cute
>>83501754well what do you look like?>>83501749yeah, sorry fren. But thanks for your kind words.I should have specified Early 20s
>>83501738It makes me so sad that I was hit with the mouth breather ray and now I'm stuck as a permaincel. I could've had cute bfs and instead I'm a khhvfag. Kill me please.
>>83501775im a mouth breather too, due to a medical condiiton. I don't think breathing differently makes you less attractive though. do you look pretty?
>>83501738>racism has every place onRead the rules nerd
>>83501783No, I'm insanely ugly. The mouth breather shit ended up causing my maxilla and jaw to recess and my face just looks fucked up.
>>83501798hiroshima aka chinkmoot is a newfag and can go anhero, so can rapeape and his tranny satanist mod cabal.Fuck niggers and fuck you for reporting me.>>83501805you sound like you actually look like an angel but have low self esteem, though there's no way to confirm this lol
>>83501609>you must be naturally pretty/cute, even if you've let yourself go recently (such as due to depression)Everytime. Every single time. It's always about looks. You have to be very young or have boyish features to look cute.Besides how can a person be pretty after letting himself go. People who let themselves go lose their appearance as well.
>>83501828>fuck you for reporting me.I ain't a narc you turbofaggot don't put that evil on me
>>83501798why are brown people so fragile anyways? wah let me cry to the janny??don't get it. could NOT be me.
>>83501805What caused you to mouth breath in the first place.
>>83501805I'm not really sure how such description would make you think of an angel. But I appreciate the sentiment>>83501854Brutal but the sad reality is that everyone is attracted to good looks, even uggos like me. Gays are odd because they can hook up with ugly people, but not willing to get into relationships with them, which sucks because I want a bf to cook for and hug with.
I fufill the requirements but im currently talking to a trans e girl. If things change I would hope to formally apply. Keep posting if you dont get anyone
>>83501901Hey. I'm happy that at least someone acknowledges this reality. No matter how brutal it is. If it was a foid she would start making excuses.
>>83501928why are you making excuses
>>83501933When did I make excuses
>>83501901in truth, i've had the hots for (and would have gotten into a relationship with) this 'ugly' guy from my highschool. He was a fat, alcoholic /jp/ user but he was deeply intelligent and introspective and his gaze made me shudder. idk. Still haven't read umineko 5 years later. I think it's more about connections than looks, but looks really help impressions. >>83501854you have to be about as pretty as me, I don't think that's a bad thing. That's just human instinct. >Besides how can a person be pretty after letting himself goif you've had bad depression for 6 months, you'll probably be fine after a cleanup and a shave. Or if you're just a bit overweight, we could go running. That sort of thing. You can see through shallow/temporary ugliness.
>>83501957>You have to be about as pretty as me, I don't think that's a bad thing. That's just human instinct.Fair enough.
>>83501881I think my nasal airways are quite small which makes it tough to nose breathe. >>83501957Do you have the hots for very very specific "ugly" guys? I've noticed some ugly guys that have a weird specific arrangement that short circuits my brain and makes me think they're cute. I wonder if anyone thought that way about me.
>>83502006>I think my nasal airways are quite small which makes it tough to nose breathe.Have you tried suction based mewing. I had the same mouth breathing issue. Did suction based mewing and now it's all gone.
>>83502024Not really. All I did was put my tongue at the top of the palate and it stopped me from mouth breathing in the day time. Unfortunately my nose gets clogged easily, and sadly I go full mouth breather when sleeping. Trying to get medical help at the moment, but healthcare here is dysfunctional
>>83502138>sadly I go full mouth breather when sleepingThat's bad ngl.
>>83501609i think i fit all of these but im unsure of the definition of a twinkbut id never date someone with your requirements. you seem mean.
>>83501609JUST LET ME FUCK YOU IN THE ASS ANON RAAAAAAAAAAAH
