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I wish male sex dolls existed for women like me. I am so fucking lonely and it would be nice to cope with a guy made of silicone. I really want one that looks like a kpop idol. I would hug and cuddle him and I could put a dildo and pretend is a real cock
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>>83502018
They do, they're named Chad and available from any dating app for immediate delivery. Well, you'll have to go to him but there are apps for that too.
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>>83502018
Have you tried losing weight? It's much cheaper than buying a sex doll
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>>83502132
>>83502119
I don't know how to interact with human males
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>>83502018
I can pretend to be one for you. Just a bit hairy, though. A sex plushie you may call me.
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>>83502142
It's easy. You make a profile on, let's say Tinder. You upload a heavily doctored image of yourself (AI makes this super easy now), and then ten billion human males match you and beg for sex. You pick the most stereotypically attractive one to go fuck once and never see again and then you're ruined forever. That's how it works.
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>>83502142
>I don't know how to interact with human males
You can just be blunt and men will still like you.
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I am quite pathetic, but I am glad I will never be pathetic enough to buy/fuck a sex doll. I really don't understand how anyone can finish with one and not feel disgusted or shameful.
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>>83502205
I don't understand why you would create problems for yourself out of nowhere either
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>>83502018
I'm a male who dresses up as dolls
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Don't most real doll companies have custom requests?
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>>83502018
>it would be nice to cope with a guy made of silicone
Literally how do people actually get off to that plastic/rubber shite? Sex dolls look ridiculous. I can't imagine getting aroused with one.
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>>83502235
If I ever did that I would secretly wish they'd just send a hitman to my house to shoot me in the head and bury me in the yard.
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>>83502235
So can I make one that looks like Jungkook?
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>>83502018
I wish I had one, not because I'm lonely but because I find something about them strangely hot, and I watch videos of people sleeping with them, and they're so hot. I want to do whatever I want to one of them
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if you're going to be raped financially for plastic pussy at least get a god tier one
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>>83502951
It's plastic cock
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>>83502906
Yeah he can be a young cook, an old baker, a middle-aged lawyer, anything you want gets customized.
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>>83503065
Haha very funny, I am talking about the idol
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>>83502908
mine, unironically

It's tricky to sleep with her
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>>83503690
She's very cute. I like how you have her dressed
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>>83502142
>I don't know how to interact with human males
Literally just be yourself.
Men do not give a fuck about all the things you have a checklist for - like ambitions, skills, social aptitude etc.
You can just do and say whatever you want, even if it's rude or dumb, and men won't get offended.
It doesn't matter if you're a shut-in slob who will never achieve anything by herself, men are happy to support you.
You are automatically desired as long as your BMI is below 25.

That being said, I'd be surprised if there weren't any realistic sex dolls for women.
Did you look it up before making this thread?
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>>83505084
That's not true, I have been mocked in school by them, that just made me keep distance with them. With everyone, really. I am still ugly but now I am a social retard as well. It's not a matter of weight, I was skinny as fuck when bullied
I did look at some but they are very ugly, it looks like it's made for gay men, not women, idols looks like more gorgeous dolls than the male sex dolls themselves. I just want something nice to cope. Ideally my doll would have a heating mechanism so I could imagine he is a warm just like a real man. Dakimakuras are nice but they don't have the male form
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>>83505556
>in school
What I said applies to the real world, shit that happens in middle school doesn't count.
I've been on this place for so long I forget I'm talking to literal children a lot of the time.
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>>83505617
It was high school and I am out of school for years. Never interacted with many people after that
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>>83505624
Okay whatever, I'll choose to believe you.
If you really are multiple standard deviations below the average, then I'm sorry that happened to you.
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>>83505641
Not to defend the foid because she still has original sin but it's not like this isn't exactly what happened to the guys here. Once you're the loser in school that just stays with you.
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>>83503690
Very pretty. What is tricky about sleeping with her? The ability to stand and pose seems really fun, but I imagine it could feel stiff in bed or on the couch.
Would you suggest getting one with a looser skeleton/joints if snuggling is equally or more important a consideration as cooming?
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>>83505741
>Once you're the loser in school that just stays with you.
I'm not sure I agree with this.
I also got bullied in school but I now have a good relationship with my coworkers, interact normally with strangers and generally feel appreciated in my social circles.
It's just that I'm not attractive enough to meet the bar for women to be sexually interested in me.
Is that not the fundamental basis for inceldom?
Many people who were popular in high school turned out to be losers and some of the biggest nerds are now happily married with children.
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>>83502142
For me, just say good morning, tell me about your day, send me memes throughout the day, and tell me things you like about me and fantasize to me about our married life.
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>>83505805
Let me ask you this. If you ever go out with these friends and one of them shows the group something on their phone, do you get to see it without shoving your hand out to grab it? When you're walking side by side on the sidewalk, which one of you walks behind when someone is coming the other way?
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>>83505824
Yes, and it alternates.
Being a loser and being physically unattractive are both death sentences for romance, but they aren't intrinsically linked and you can grow out of them.
I grew out of one but not the other.
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>>83502018
This one looks good for you, OP?
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>>83505946
No, he looks like a monster high
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>>83505946
Eyes are too big hes too anime
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>>83502018
But they do exist. They are just expensive, but all 1:1 sized dolls are.
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>>83502119
>just find a Chad
where? did it work for you?
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>>83506471
>>83506490
Which one of you is OP and what's exactly what you're looking for? Actually I can help if you're realistically wanting to purchase a male sex doll.
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>>83502018
>kpop idol
Just buy a girl model with a flat chest and put on medium-length hair.
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>>83506652
Not OP but you should know that female models come with a vagina and she's not a lesbo. She wants to ride dick kek.
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>>83505946
>size doesn't ma-
>any sex doll/hip with a dick comes with 20cm one
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>>83505774
Always anxious about slapping/kneeing her in the face while sleeping because every touch fades her makeup, not perceptibly, but it adds up so I am obsessively delicate around her face. That and just sharing blankets with another human body.
>Would you suggest getting one with a looser skeleton/joints if snuggling is equally or more important a consideration as cooming?
Eh, if you're starting from loose joints then beware that she may never be able to stand even leaning against things, because the joints loosen even further over time. I got this doll with stiff joints. She is 166 cm. Height is a factor in how well they stand up on their own.
btw China is ceasing production of short dolls under 148 cm after roasties in France found them for sale on shein and chimped out. China! No civilization is safe from women.
Short dolls come with their inevitable dis-proportion problems (many are built like goblins) they were all some guys would be able to afford. Once the remaining inventory of those dolls is gone it's gone.
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>>83506645
I am the OP, the monster high comment is mine. I just think his face paiting is too cartoonist. I wanted something more realistic, kinda what we see in husbando 3d slop. Think if FFXIII graphics
>>83506814
See this doll has a more realistic look but it scares me that she looks like a bit of a teenager
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>>83506920
Would it look better like this, OP?



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