You literally have no excuse, bros. No excuse, holy fuck,
>>83502460ew why are you posting a picture of redditand >reddit teenagerson a board full of porn? jannies clean this pedo shit upinb4 op does the typical pedo thread plausible deniability thing where they act like its normal to post picture of kids on a board full of porn
>>83502460my excuse is that i'm not a teenager
>>83502460uhmmm if i tried doing what hes doing i would get called a pedo and get arrested on suspicion of statutory rape
>>83502483Maybe they're both 19
>>83502460im over 30 and work full-time with few social hobbies.Any femanons interested in being my obsession after work hours (and during breaks)?
Bro being a teenager is the easiest time of your life to get a gf. You're around people 24/7 and are forced out of your comfort zone thanks to school.
>>83502530You can go back to college in your 30s and be surrounded by a bunch of legal teens
>>83502533>You can go back to college in your 30sFunny enough i'm in my 30s and want to go back to college
>>83502545You can. I'm 30 and surrounded by slutty legal teens in my community college. Tons of chubby 19 year olds throwing the pussy at you because of their low self esteem.
>>83502566arent you embarrassed? chopped unc status
>>83502643>chopped unc status30 is unc now? Are you 15? Are you allowed on this board
>>83502520would you send me gifts :<
>>83502659>30 is unc now?like an unaware dementia patient, sad to see
>>83502727we still fuck your bitches tho lmao
>>83502766embarrassing. pedo scum.
>>83502460Is this supposed to mean anything? Are you that retarded that showing a picture of a couple just obliterates any data or statistics presented?Please leave your redditard logic at the door when entering.
>>8350278519 year olds aren't children lmao, it's as tight and pretty pussy as it gets. Do you think men only find grandmas attractive when they reach 30?
>>83502814gramps keep your energy for college, you're gonna tire yourself out
>>83502460he mogs me the hell
>>83502722Only if we met IRL and dated, maybe if they were cheap gifts idk. i want mutual obsession, not to be a paypig or something.
>>83502460>Hey everyone, just wanted to announce on Reddit I have a girlfriendWhy?
>>83502814I hate how this site is now downstream of social media and these niggercattle come here to spam Ebonics and their bizarre feminist ideas. You know these are mostly men spreading this, too. Zoomers with TikTok are worse than boomers were with the Talmudvision. It's unreal how they don't even notice
>>8350265930 being unc is cope because all the girls his age are clamoring for 30year old dick.this is a response to try and make the natural behavior of women to be socially unacceptableunc isnt until 50ish. all the way into your 40s you are still smashing 18yo pussy which mega triggers the current zoomers.>t. 40yo who picks up zoomettes regularly
>>83502460I want that faggot kid to be beheaded and for his girlfriend to watch.
>>8350254540 going back to college this summeri got my undergrad when i was late 20's up to 30 and bitches would not stop lining up for my dick the entire time.its gonna be even wilder at 40 in grad school.
>>83502997Very slowly. Very fucking painfully. I want at least one of these worthless subhuman fucks to SUFFER for what they've taken from me. I don't fucking care about how young they are. They deserve to DIE.
>>83503007>40 year old fucking 19 year oldsholy pedo scum
>>83502996I refuse to believe theyre older than 18. These people ruin every forum, board and website they populate. Covid needs to comeback stronger and wipe out all children 18 and younger. Even the newage 21 years olds are stunted mentally
>>83503015>19>paedoYou need to grow up
>>8350301519 year olds crave 30 and 40 year old cock. Only someone who hasnt experienced life would disagree.
>>83502996 it's important to note that older members of Gen Z are turning 30 now... Anyway, how do you pull 18 year olds?
>>83502520I'm so fucking dumb. Usually on these pictures I'll see a split screen of the animal on one side, then the animal in some creepy way on the other side, and I thought the window thing was what was splitting the picture in half, and I spent a while trying to find the cow on the right side of the picture
>>83503029>Anyway, how do you pull 18 year olds?tinder>college in your area>trade adderall and vyvanse for pussy> never have to complain again
>>83503044tinder is for chads wtf
>>83503044Okay, so they wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole if not for drugs, got it
>>83503080Being pissy about other men getting laid is feminine behavior. It's literally what women do with each other--act catty and try to undermine each other to thin the competition. You are pathetic and annoying and probably not fully sentient.
>>83503111im sentient enough to fuck your mother bitch
>>83503033lol its ok anon, you got there in the end.
>>83503080I lived in kensington and somerset for 5 years and traded fake 30s for pussy the whole time. Pussy is pussy.
>zoomers seething in this threadkek, love nutting down a cute 18 year old's throat
>>83503179Zoomers are like 29 years old. You're talking to underage alphies.
Zoomers are so far behind. They could get let with a gram of weed. Shit is so easy with drugs. Whores need to be fucked and cummed in
>>83503029i dont really pull them myself (this is the guy you quoted)they actually come to me, i get matches on apps or just talk to them when i run into them like i would any other bitchfrom my experience about half of them just want quote sex with someone who knows what hes doing. a few of their friends always talking about how older guys fuck the best so they all get curious and I am decent looking even at my age.the other half want a soft life or whatever so they are shooting for a guy to take care of them and guys around their age are quote too immature or arent going anywherethis isnt to say all the 18yo bitches are just throwing themselves at me all day every daybut there is definitely a significant portion hungry for older guyswhich isnt surprising since even when I was 16to20 girls my age were chasing guys in their 30s and 40s. that is just female psychology in action.oh and if you are older AND fun you will have lots of easy access because you can do things guys their age cant
>>83503194uhhh zoomies are still 18-20ish. i have a niece and nephew who are zooms and one is 18 and the other is 20.
>>83503239>i have a niecesend her my way
Oh yeah, we millennialchads are just DROWNING in college girl pooce, trust me bro
>>83503245unfortunately she is already taken by a 6'3 muscled broccoli hair chad lmfao, not even lying.i would rather her be with an autist personally
>>83502460I do have an excuse, I don't want a woman.
>>83503259no guy at any age who looks like that is getting laid, that isnt a generational thingbut any good looking guy who was good looking is likely still good looking and still getting young girls in his 30s and 40s.you must still be young to not know how female brain works.women have ZERO care about age. literally none. women only care about how hot you are and how much money you got. it doesnt matter if you are 16 25 30 or 46.its only the women who cant compete with young girls and young guys who are bothered by this.
>>83503225You are in an extreme minorityYou're good looking by your own admission, probably not short or balding or autistic, weren't an outcast in your youth, etc.
>>83503239It's all semantics and doesn't necessarily mean anything, but generations are obviously a range. Nobody born after 95/96 experienced the same exact culture as "true millennials" who actually grew up with it in their formative years. Zoomer culture is pretty much limited to irony and making up a new slang word every week and acting like "haha boomers don't understand" never gets old. The oldest people for whom this is true are approaching 30. Oldest gen alphas are approaching their mid teens, so your niece and nephew are some of the youngest of their generation.
>women only care about how hot you are and how much money you got. im average and i work a minimum wage job at 34
>>83503300I wished we still lived in a world where average was good enough
>>83503276i was the guy wearing a trench coating in school with long hair during the school shooting era when it all started popping offi was an outcast because i didnt get along with anyone, was picked on most of my early life because my parents moved a loti did manage to have a niche of being the only edgy dark guy in school which attracted the edgy dark emo and goth girlsi joined military after highschool, deployed my entire time except a few training monthsgot out into college after that, and in college from 26 to 30, thats when i sort of figure out women and was running through tons of freshmen girls wanting a dangerous and exciting veteran.then 30 to 36 was graduate school, one relationship whole timegraduated and got divorced at 38started up a tinder and just been riding that since 38 to 40i almost never match with women my age because i filter them out, my settings is only for 18 to 24i get a couple matches a month in that age range, most of the girls i actually get with are girls that work at fast food places or at the local live events like renaissance fairs, concerts, etc.im moderately autistic, otherwise I couldnt work in my field, you are right i am not short i am 6'1, but I am balding, hair is thinning bad, but I do have long blonde hair and only a bit of grey in my beard.
>>83502460I would beat my daughter if she dated a beta like that, my daughter will be chad-exclusive.
>>83503033I did the same thing at first.
>>8350265930 has always been unc lmao you lived for three whole decades
>>83503306I can't take anyone seriously who claims to be an autist but can get laid without immense difficulty
>>83503492>30 has always been unc lUnc is 40+ let us know when you hit your 30s we will wait 15 years for you to catch up
>>83503492timeline cooked, now lil bro doing age math
>>83503501>>83503514>>83503574>see, you can tell that I'm hip to modern culture because I talk like a 91-IQ nonwhite person
>>83503501autism isnt as big a detriment as people think it isits on a sliding scale of hotness and moneythe hotter you are and the richer you are the less the tism mattersthe uglier and poorer you are the bigger a detriment it iswomen genuinely dont care about anything other than looks and money. everything else is just sliding scales of compensation.also the military is a great place for autism, it took me from a weirdo in highschool to a hyper aggressive guy who doesnt have much trouble with women even though i have a good amount of tism personally.it also helps that my tism is completely frontloaded into a singular obsessive topic that pays well. it appears like i am just some highly focused scientist instead of this unfunctional autistic clown. which I genuinely am.
>>83502483Kek they look old asf with bad aging, nowhere near actual kids, quit whinning. Theres nothing even sexual about it
>>83503666Alright, I'm incredibly socially and anxious and awkward and can't make eye contact with people, plus I'm ugly and poor
>>83503666Being autistic gets overridden by being hot but if you're just average and genuinely autistic, it's over. There's no bigger pussy repellent than disregarding or failing to intuit social status. It's pretty much all women care about aside from money.
>>83503703well being ugly and poor is the worst repellant. theres nothing you can do if you are ugly and poor. you are cooked. even if you were the most charismatic man on earth, being ugly and poor means it doesnt matter.
>>83503688ugly and poor cooks you no matter what is wrong with youeven if you werent autistic, youd still be just as unwanted and hated.you may not be able to work on the ugly but you can work on the poor part.get a little bit of reliable money and even being autistic and ugly wont stop you from at least securing some girlgirls only want you if you got something they wantugly and poor is having nothing, being autistic and ugly but having money will still get you a girl.so get on the grind anon, you can do it man, I believe in you.>>83503703if you are average looking and autistic but poor, yes its overif you are average looking autistic but got some money, then you will be fine. you guys seem to really underestimate how important money is to women.
>>83503725There's literally zero way for money to help you get women except through displays of wealth, which only helps attract evil, gold digging whores who will then demand that you continue spending. Money certainly helps in life but I don't see how it helps with women unless you're fine with a transparently transactional relationship (as opposed to a covertly transactional one).
>>83503641timeline fractured, now he's fighting imaginary enemies
>>83503781Got you to stop talking like a dumb nigger, so it seems I've won my imaginary fight
>>83503764all women are gold digging transactional creatures kidthere is not a single woman on earth who will love you for you, because the money you hit rough times, lose your job, go broke, they will ALL leave you.the only woman who will not leave you is a woman so broken and so low in confidence that she doesnt even love you, she loves the idea of not being alone.you are incredibly naive. the only way to hold down a woman is to be desirable to other women. so she feels she has a catch and will hold onto it. this happens through being hot and being rich.the fact you actually think there are women out there who truly genuinely love you for you. bro, if that was true then being ugly, poor, and autistic WOULDNT MATTER.
>>83503794lil bro really started a one-man debate club, declared himself the winner, and then patted himself on the back ;-;
>>83503818im not that guy, but I think he did winhe caused your mask to crack and you had to respond like a non-nigger. now you are back to being a nigger to spite your loss.this is pathetic, a real man knows when to take an L, and step up his game. you have nigger brain, you just keep struggling in your handcuffs before you get shot.
>>83503764NTA but you can literally pay for gym, good diets, skin care, supplements, good hangout places like nightclubs and straight up plastic surgery, retard.
>>83503818>nigposting out of spiteYou should be better than that, anon>>83503803I know, hence why I said>as opposed to covertlyThere's a big difference between an overt gold digger and someone who can improve your life, unless you're so rich that it doesn't matter either way
>>83503840Everything other than surgery you listed is cheap and surgery is affordable for even poorfags if you just go to Turkey or Mexico.>nightclubsYeah let me just go meet my wife at a nightclub lmfao. There's no way you are white or over 18
>>83503856all women are gold digging whoresthe only difference is how naive you areall women are 100% gold diggersthe scale slides between covert and overt.overt say they like your moneycovert say you are stable and comforting. it doesnt matter kid, it sounds like youve had MAYBE 1 gf, MAYBE
>>83503856You do not even remotely have idea in what situation a true broke poor person is, retard, when you're a layman, the best thing to do is keep quiet.
>>83502460mogs meeeeeeeeeeeeieeeeee
>>83502460My excuse is that I have standards and won't date a divorcee, someone with a kid, or a non-Christian.
>>83502460>teenageit's extremely difficult past uni. everyone is busy and the only way to find girls your age is through dating apps. hobbies rarely work. fml dude
>>83502460My excuse is that I don't exist and I'm not real enough to be anyone's anything
