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Relationshitters are the bane of my existence. Get the fuck off my board you subhuman retards.
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Relationshitters are equivalent to slugs.
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I don't even know why people want to be in relationships. Maintaining a friendship is already too hard, now imagine a friendship where you also have to be attractive on a physical and emotional level at all times, have to support the other person's mental and emotional wellbeing, and still have enough energy left over to have sex with them. It's just too much work for too little reward (orgasm without touching yourself).
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>>83503447
I blame Disney. We should be showing children realistic narratives like loveless arranged marriage and violent conquest of the enemy's daughters.
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>>83503447
You bakas are just jealous.
Pic related, it's me and my kawaii gf
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>>83503465
What's the point of arranged marriage though? You can raise a child without two parents just fine. Everyone should be alone, society atomized down to self-sufficient individuals who don't interact with eachother beyond necessity, reproduction handled methodically and mechanically, with eggs, sperm and carriers selected for their health.
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No. Just to spite you, I love my husband very very much. We get into bed every night and tell each other that we love them. Some nights we have romantic sex, then lay and cuddle while falling asleep. We wake up and have breakfast. We kiss before I take off for work and say to each other that we love them. I get back home and I'm stiff and hurting from my medical conditions. He gives me a massage to loosen my muscles and makes me feel all better. It gets me in the mood for a round of sex. Then we have dinner that he made.

A relationship is the best thing ever.
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>>83503509
I hope someone robs your house and kills the both of you, faggot.
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>>83502652
Bane?! The masketa man?
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>>83503509
All of that for what, 10 seconds of brain chemicals? I can get those brain chemicals with my own hand.
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>>83503509
god I wish I was gay too
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>>83503509
Who tops? Or do you switch it up?
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OP brudda you are delulu.

I am in an LDR (have met and fucked them several times) cause I am a sub-5 manlet that has to betabuxx for thirdies that only want him for a green card. Ergo, you are two sides of the same coin.
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>>83502652
I think a lot of people there are government plants, who in their right mind would cheer higher taxes and more censorship. It really reeks of some think tank trying to make those things cool.
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>>83502652
Get in a relationship with Jesus Christ.



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