I own a house like this, am a single white man at 5'8 and make 110k a year. I live in the midwest and drive a toyota camry.Do I qualify for a fembot gf?
I own no house, am a single white man at 5'4 and make 0 a year. I live on the internet and have schizophrenia.Do I qualify for a fembot egf?
>>83503517>own a house like this, am a single white man at 5'8 and make 110k a yearCool personality. Lmfao
>>83503539maybe originallyadf
>>83503599Ok tell me more I'm interested. Where do these schizophrenia-lusting egfs reside and how do I contact them?
How old are you?? What type of fembot are you lookking for.
>>83503517I hate these cookie-cutter houses, but good on you, OP.I hope you find your fembot wife.
>>83503517Not one who looks like that
>>83503626>good on youThis comes off so insincere
>>83503619op not responding to you so I'll say I'm 41 and I want a fembot between the ages of 23 and 26 (not inclusive) who has low enough self esteem that she won't leave when I'm mean to her and slutty enough that she'll send nudes within a day of talking
I pay mortgage on a 3 bed/2 bath ranch-style home. I am a white man at 5'7" and make 50k a year. I live in the PNW and own 3 cars (1996 Camaro Z28, 2012 Fiat 500 and 2018 Toyota Sienna.)Spread your legs fembots, I am.going in dry.
>>83503659It's not, I think OP did a good job at securing himself a nice six figure job and his own home, I'm proud of him despite not knowing him beyond that.
>>83503517>5'8no>grandma carstill no but they'll laugh even harder at you for asking
As long as we're all sharing, I'm a middle age loser bald manlet alcoholic without a job living in an efficiency apt and I had sex with and extremely mentally ill ugly women a week or so ago. I could post a pic of my cock in her mouth if you want. But like I said. She's ugly
>>83503720>had sex>she's uglywe'll be the judge of that, chad
>>83503720Anon you should respect her right to privacy
>>83503678ok, but are you like OP and have a place and willing to take care of someone?? i don't mind putting out
>>83503517>houseyawn, how much land?>5'8"manlet jester>110knot great, not terribleBest I can do is a washed up post wall roastie with 2 kids and she's overweight.
>>83503756No I'm the schizo >>83503539
I'm a 24 year old unemployed 5'9 white guy that's 8/10 and isn't in any one country for more than 3 months at a time because I don't want to go back to the US.Do I qualify for anything? If I do, what country do I qualify for and what's her personality one a scale from 1-10?
>>83503756op here, now that you bring this up drop a discord as long as you're white an American. oh and I'm bald btw >>83503762no one cares what a porn addict has to say
I am an incel and this is my thread
>>83503788not white, latina, oh well i guess, hope you find what you are looking for
>all of these posts by mean-spirited social media runoff who come here just to post things they can't get away with elsewhere (but never anything of value)>comes across like kids being naughty because mom and dad aren't aroundI hate you little faggots. It would be great if mods would actually enforce "obviously underage" bans.
>>83503938wait come back I mean maybe we can work something out
>>83503946How does this pertain to the thread at hand?
>>83503959I was legit going to reply I think he might be lost but it's all good
>>83503956Damn the cure for racism is being pussystarved incredible stuff.
>>83503959>How does this pertain to the thread at hand?Examples:>>83503762>>83503687Etc
>>83503972>uhhh can we get some MODS in here???sorry you got lost looking for your approved groupthink hatchery
>>83503983>it's not groupthink, I'm just doing what every other underage NPC is doingIt's tiresome. This site is flooded with nonwhites and iPad babies and it's tiresome.
>>83503967not really, I wouldn't make an exception for a nggr
>>83503517what do you want to be when (if) you grow up?
>>83504009So you think that it's an unpopular opinion that a single 5'8 man might find it impossible to get a gf?
I am technically homeless (live out of my car and stay in hostels usually). I have $500k worth of silver bullion in secured storage. The only woman I ever told about it got her ex boyfriend to try to rob me so I had to move it to a secured facility and what little trust I had in women is totally gone. I doubt I'll ever have another relationship because I conceal what little I have for this reason, and women are obsessed with status. It seems that no woman can just relax and enjoy a comfortable life without much worry; they must create drama and, most importantly, they must CONSOOM!
>>83504066>$500kI'll be your gf(male) if you want
>>83504066>that homeless crackhead who finds a way to post his schizo fantasies on /r9k/LOL
>>83503517owning a house as a single man is kind of a red flag these days desu
>>83503956are you okay with white passing latinas?
>>83504111what's the red flag? I've had many retarded foids say I'm married and cheating and or divorced. I'm just a chud though?
>>83504101I hate how this site is now full of jealous brown people who will immediately shit on anyone who has anything at all. Bucket crabbing loser.
>>83504124>You're brown for calling me outOkay, let's say this is true. Does it change the fact you're a retarded subhuman? Absolutely not.>I'd rather be homeless than buy a house with cash + keep some of my shiny rocks because... JUST BECAUSE OKAY?!
>>83504116absolutely not and if you have large tits and a fit body I will work all the OT in the world to buy whatever you want oh and I'll treat you nice but isnt that the standard
>>83504117You aren't supposed to have a house. Houses are for married men (the Chad they got to settle down with), not lonely incels. You are upsetting their apple cart.
>>83504160not my problem I work for a living it's not like I have a mansion
>>83504143You might not be brown but you're definitely poor and trashy if you think 500k is some huge amount and feel compelled to sperg out in response. And just playing the numbers I deduced probably brown but maybe not. I don't even consider you fully sentient so I don't know why you think I'd feel compelled to prove anything on an anonymous image board or that your brownoid "call out" is relevant lmao like we're in an episode of the Hispanic version of Jersey Shore or some shit
>>83504187You belong in an apartment building with other undesirables. Give Becky your house.
>>83504156i'm confused so no?
>>83504197becky can kick rocks and get a job like the rest of us
>>83504221That's not how this works! You were supposed to lose forever.
>>83504219no my fault I meant absolutely not a problem. sorry babe I got a little excited awooga
>>83504233what's your discord? email is fine too if you want
>>83504277anon16560
>>83504319where's the add ?
>>83503517manlet and broke lmao
>>83504408If it's any consolation a girl added me here once and stopped chatting after a couple days. It was never real.
>>83504491yep it's over I'm going to be a chud incel forever... damn,
>>83504550Sorry for getting your hopes up OP. I'm a man. Wanted to see how motivated you were. Still hope you find what you are looking for.
>>83503517>house in the middle of nowhere where you have to drive anywhereProper city or death
>>83503517>White manEw. That's nice you have a house, but white guys are like Nazis now. Kill yourself
>>83503946At a certain point when a community becomes blatantly toxic enough, you need to make the personal decision to stop wishing that it would change and recognize instead that you just need to leave it.
>>83504845How are there endless NPCs to come here and post this inane drivel? Letting nonwhites on the Internet was a mistake.
>>83503946See>>83504845Exactly what I'm talking about>>83505046This>>83505024I'm not leaving because of some third world scumbags and iPad kids. I'll just keep calling them retarded. This is my website. They have TikTok and other braindead shit to fuck off to, I don't.
>>83505055do....do you not understand we're mocking the people who actually believe this, which is everyone else on the internet?
>>83505066>it's ironic so the entire thread being full of it is fine>it's like satire or something, Chud!>you must be fun at partiesNo, kill yourself, return to TikTok in that order
>>83505055Man it's gotten to the point where I would be happy seeing these people get hit by drone strikes. I don't value their lives as humans at all and I hope some major conflict breaks out so they all just end being exterminated.My experiences with humans in real life and even early 4chan never exposed me to anyone like these cockroaches. I don't know if it's just some selection bias from living in nicer areas and the internet being filled with higher income better off people back in the day, but holy shit these things should not be considered human. It's especially bad on /r9k/ for some reason. The people who posted here were never this horrible combination of extremely low intelligence and hostile before.
>>83505082>you must be fun at parties>go backwhich is it because that's a heckin redditism
>>83505117You being extraordinarily Mad at being told the truth for once is completely normal thoughmst. Do you think being short means you'll get to have a gf all of a sudden because...you're on the srs bsns website? I have no idea where this could be coming from.
>>83505133I don't care about that inane conversation you were having that I wasn't even a part of, I'm talking about a general trend on this board
>>83503611>Where do these schizophrenia-lusting egfs reside I reckon Oregon and Washington will be a good place to start>how do I contact them?Semaphore
>>83505117Yeah, I completely agree--these people are not fully sentient. Even just banning mobile posting here would cut down on half of the brownoid crapflooding, I'm sure.
>>83505147What is a semaphore I have never heard of that
>>83505141>i don't care but i butted in to make my pointsure>>83505151sent from my thinkpad, cope harder, you're just wrong
>>83505167>proudly declares he is part of the problemYour people are not compatible with civilization. This place was always a shithole but it had some value in the past. Incredible how you swarthoids turn everything you touch into shit.
>>83505198What problem? Telling you things you don't want to hear? Short guys don't get gfs. Their housing doesn't matter. Their car doesn't matter. He's short and they have a pool of taller guys to share before they'd ever have to even consider him, at which point they'll just buy another motorized horse penis toy. I'm also whiter than you. You just have to stop posting.
>>83505208>subhuman repeats same drivel thinking he's "trolling"You don't get it. It's not what you're saying that bothers anyone, it's that you're saying it. >>83505117 summed it up fairly well. You are not a human like us. You are like a robot. A meat bot. You are niggercattle, a slave from birth. The only reason you can even attempt to annoy us is because the white man gifted your people with the Internet and pretty much everything else that facilitates your existence.
>>83505301You are Big Mad. Also I'm older than you and have been online for longer. I'm literally better than you in every way.
>>83505310All you can do is spam "mad" because you have no reply. And if what you're saying is true, you're only that much more pathetic. Imagine being an old man and being proud of being a brownoid shitposter after all those years. I don't know what you think you're proving by saying this, but to people like me it just makes you seem irredeemable.
>>83505320You have no argument to reply to. You saw something you didn't want to and started drooling.>hurr durr you're brownyou're posting too so i guess that makes you brown
>>83505324>you're posting too so i guess that makes you brownWhen did I say posting makes you brown? I'm inferring you are because of the style of your posts. Regardless, you're brain dead and proud of it. It really takes a special sort of subhuman to destroy a site like this, and that's you. Enjoy your thread, niggercattle.
>>83503517op you have a good chance of getting a fembot neet, go post in adopt a neet thread on /soc/. good luck
i live with my parents and make minimum wage. i have like 60k in savings. do i qualify for a fembot?
>>83505335>the style of your posts being...things i don't want to hearslackjawed faggot>>83505366No of course not but I guess I have to pretend otherwise since it might offend...some people.
im a 25 years old balding incel who goes to therapy and rents a 1 bedroom commie block apartment in eastern europe. i have to duct tape the windows during winter or it gets cold inside.do i qualify for a fembot gf?
>>83505570Just start knocking on other doors there must be one in the building.
>>83505575you're right! if i harassed enough women in my building, maybe then i'll find one lucky fembot willing to date me. but no, usually old people and parents with teenage children live here. sometimes i help old people with their bags.
>>83505626>teenage childrenplace a preorder
>>83505628im a minor attracted person, and ideally i'd love to date an older fembot and lead a normal life. is that too much to ask for? i didn't sign up to be a pedo.
>>83505673Well yes since all women are either Chad Only or already married.
